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Blo 12/06/21 2:59:12 PM #1:	Great, now I gotta think about the dude hitting it raw --- insert sig here <cite>Blo posted [p:960676061] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>Great, now I gotta think about the dude hitting it raw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greyfox747 12/06/21 2:59:47 PM #2:	This is what we call a you problem --- Officially Certified Gamer Girl in 23 states <cite>greyfox747 posted [p:960676070] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>This is what we call a you problem </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
420TwiZtiD420 12/06/21 3:00:03 PM #3:	greyfox747 posted... This is what we call a you problem --- fay ce que vouldras <cite>420TwiZtiD420 posted [p:960676080] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>greyfox747 posted... </cite> <quote>This is what we call a you problem</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 12/06/21 3:01:52 PM #4:	It's a time for celebration for sure. I hate how in the back of my mind is..... potential miscarriage. Hits really close to home --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:960676122] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>It's a time for celebration for sure. I hate how in the back of my mind is..... potential miscarriage. Hits really close to home </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExtremeLuchador 12/06/21 3:07:56 PM #5:	Those same couples take pity on grown men who can't motivate themselves to grow up and start a family. --- "It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said. "I took 100 naps and we were still in the air." <cite>ExtremeLuchador posted [p:960676298] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>Those same couples take pity on grown men who can't motivate themselves to grow up and start a family. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 12/06/21 3:23:27 PM #6:	ExtremeLuchador posted... Those same couples take pity on grown men who can't motivate themselves to grow up and start a family. we laugh as we drink whiskey and play video games --- Marvel presents Marvel Marvel's The Marvels <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:960676713] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted... </cite> <quote>Those same couples take pity on grown men who can't motivate themselves to grow up and start a family.</quote> we laugh as we drink whiskey and play video games </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/06/21 3:24:17 PM #7:	"We're pregnant" is peak cringe. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960676729] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>"We're pregnant" is peak cringe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 12/06/21 3:26:36 PM #8:	you hate it? i think "niiiiiiice" for the same reason --- Playing: Deathloop (PC) I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:960676783] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>you hate it? i think "niiiiiiice" for the same reason </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 12/06/21 3:27:31 PM #9:	I mean, did you never think about it with your parents once you found out how kids are made? Can't be any weirder than that. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:960676814] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>I mean, did you never think about it with your parents once you found out how kids are made? Can't be any weirder than that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EyeWontBeFooled 12/06/21 3:28:07 PM #10:	greyfox747 posted... This is what we call a you problem --- You really think this is a sig you're reading? <cite>EyeWontBeFooled posted [p:960676828] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>greyfox747 posted... </cite> <quote>This is what we call a you problem</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 12/06/21 3:52:19 PM #11:	Blo posted... Great, now I gotta think about the dude hitting it raw He was probably doing that anyway. --- Must be between 5 and 80 characters, cannot contain special characters or Trumbles or be in ALL CAPS. <cite>Trumble posted [p:960677511] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>Blo posted... </cite> <quote>Great, now I gotta think about the dude hitting it raw</quote>He was probably doing that anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 12/06/21 3:54:40 PM #12:	telling people you're trying for a baby is perfectly acceptable, but telling your girl's parents you creampie her every night is frowned upon --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:960677583] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>telling people you're trying for a baby is perfectly acceptable, but telling your girl's parents you creampie her every night is frowned upon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hitokoriX 12/06/21 3:55:29 PM #13:	thronedfire2 posted... telling people you're trying for a baby is perfectly acceptable, but telling your girl's parents you creampie her every night is frowned upon Aight I chuckled. --- Would you follow a blind man? I would if I was in the dark <cite>hitokoriX posted [p:960677611] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite> <quote>telling people you're trying for a baby is perfectly acceptable, but telling your girl's parents you creampie her every night is frowned upon</quote> Aight I chuckled. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/06/21 3:56:43 PM #14:	"well... I'm not babysitting" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:960677639] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>"well... I'm not babysitting" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g980 12/06/21 3:57:42 PM #15:	ExtremeLuchador posted... Those same couples take pity on grown men who can't motivate themselves to grow up and start a family. Projecting harrddd here --- These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways). <cite>g980 posted [p:960677661] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted...</cite> <quote>Those same couples take pity on grown men who can't motivate themselves to grow up and start a family. </quote> Projecting harrddd here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/06/21 3:59:46 PM #16:	ExtremeLuchador posted... Those same couples take pity on grown men who can't motivate themselves to grow up and start a family. ...or perhaps, jealousy? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:960677718] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted... </cite> <quote>Those same couples take pity on grown men who can't motivate themselves to grow up and start a family.</quote>...or perhaps, jealousy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 12/06/21 4:04:35 PM #17:	ExtremeLuchador posted... Those same couples take pity on grown men who can't motivate themselves to grow up and start a family. Raising a family isn't for everyone. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:960677853] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted... </cite> <quote>Those same couples take pity on grown men who can't motivate themselves to grow up and start a family.</quote>Raising a family isn't for everyone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EffectAndCause 12/06/21 4:10:02 PM #18:	My thing is they can never just say it, Hell ill even take just an ultrasound pic, but no, they have to do some cutesy Instragrammy reveal pic with some quippy display and/or caption written in chalk or some shit every single time. --- https://imgur.com/wMshiEN <cite>EffectAndCause posted [p:960678008] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>My thing is they can never just say it, Hell ill even take just an ultrasound pic, but no, they have to do some cutesy Instragrammy reveal pic with some quippy display and/or caption written in chalk or some shit every single time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mibahlzitch 12/06/21 4:15:32 PM #19:	Blo posted... Great, now I gotta think about the dude hitting it raw Do you expect your friends to introduce their new children to you after they are born by pulling them from out behind a couch like they did a magic trick? "Wonder what's back here, oh look, it's a baby boy, I'd better adopt it." --- It's all true. <cite>Mibahlzitch posted [p:960678188] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>Blo posted... </cite> <quote>Great, now I gotta think about the dude hitting it raw</quote> Do you expect your friends to introduce their new children to you after they are born by pulling them from out behind a couch like they did a magic trick? "Wonder what's back here, oh look, it's a baby boy, I'd better adopt it." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 12/06/21 4:15:58 PM #20:	Strange thing to think about, but okay. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:960678200] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>Strange thing to think about, but okay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blo 12/06/21 4:16:11 PM #21:	Mibahlzitch posted... Do you expect your friends to introduce their new children to you after they are born by pulling them from out behind a couch like they did a magic trick? "Wonder what's back here, oh look, it's a baby boy, I'd better adopt it." Yes --- insert sig here <cite>Blo posted [p:960678207] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>Mibahlzitch posted... </cite> <quote>Do you expect your friends to introduce their new children to you after they are born by pulling them from out behind a couch like they did a magic trick? "Wonder what's back here, oh look, it's a baby boy, I'd better adopt it."</quote>Yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 12/06/21 4:19:07 PM #23:	Were trying for a baby translates to my husband is doing big cummies inside me --- https://imgur.com/yCW15Zn <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:960678286] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>Were trying for a baby translates to my husband is doing big cummies inside me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 12/06/21 4:28:17 PM #24:	Giant_Aspirin posted... you hate it? i think "niiiiiiice" for the same reason Lol same. If it's someone I'm really cool with, I'll even make a joke like "Now you don't have to worry about birth control for the next 9 months " --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:960678533] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>you hate it? i think "niiiiiiice" for the same reason</quote>Lol same. If it's someone I'm really cool with, I'll even make a joke like "Now you don't have to worry about birth control for the next 9 months " </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 12/06/21 4:52:38 PM #25:	RetsuZaiZen posted... It's a time for celebration for sure. I hate how in the back of my mind is..... potential miscarriage. Hits really close to home Yeah, had a friend who was trying with his for 4 years and once they finally had one, it sadly passed at 14 weeks in the womb. I can't imagine what he had to go through for shit like that. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:960679154] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>RetsuZaiZen posted... </cite> <quote>It's a time for celebration for sure. I hate how in the back of my mind is..... potential miscarriage. Hits really close to home </quote> Yeah, had a friend who was trying with his for 4 years and once they finally had one, it sadly passed at 14 weeks in the womb. I can't imagine what he had to go through for shit like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 12/06/21 5:00:46 PM #26:	thronedfire2 posted... telling people you're trying for a baby is perfectly acceptable and when i hear people say "we're trying for a child" my thought is "niiiiiiiiice" NoxObscuras posted... Lol same. If it's someone I'm really cool with, I'll even make a joke like "Now you don't have to worry about birth control for the next 9 months " ya, or a comment about "hard work you're looking forward to, eh Bob?" --- Playing: Deathloop (PC) I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:960679344] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite> <quote>telling people you're trying for a baby is perfectly acceptable</quote> and when i hear people say "we're trying for a child" my thought is "niiiiiiiiice" NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>Lol same. If it's someone I'm really cool with, I'll even make a joke like "Now you don't have to worry about birth control for the next 9 months "</quote> ya, or a comment about "hard work you're looking forward to, eh Bob?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 12/06/21 5:04:06 PM #27:	I heard in some countries they take offense at asking for due date because of this. Hopefully this topic makes it a reality all over. --- Ha <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:960679434] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>I heard in some countries they take offense at asking for due date because of this. Hopefully this topic makes it a reality all over. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shiby with it 12/06/21 5:08:21 PM #28:	All I think is "Damn, nice knowing ya" --- ...I knew this 45 year old guy, goes by the name of Uncle Slappy, used to hang out on the corner of 56th and Rucker... -SArmstr0ng <cite>shiby with it posted [p:960679543] in I hate whe... [t:79797926]...</cite> <quote>All I think is "Damn, nice knowing ya" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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