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Xethuminra 12/06/21 3:33:41 AM #1:	Often seen as a metaphor for man's hubris and an amusing anti-thesis to our expectation that God would possess a familiar form..... but will one of you be so kind as to explain exactly what it is that the Flying Spaghetti Monster in fact does? Are the majority of its followers merely attracted to the mixture of Cthulhu with Talking Hot Dog? If Jesus could be on a piece of toast, why wouldn't the hand of god take the form of a noodley appendage above the clouds? If someone experiences that, is it valid? A revelation of pasta! Does it do anything? At all? Does it have no special power? <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:960664368] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>Often seen as a metaphor for man's hubris and an amusing anti-thesis to our expectation that God would possess a familiar form..... but will one of you be so kind as to explain exactly what it is that the Flying Spaghetti Monster in fact does? Are the majority of its followers merely attracted to the mixture of Cthulhu with Talking Hot Dog? If Jesus could be on a piece of toast, why wouldn't the hand of god take the form of a noodley appendage above the clouds? If someone experiences that, is it valid? A revelation of pasta! Does it do anything? At all? Does it have no special power? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 12/06/21 3:36:02 AM #2:	they just like spaghetti, that's a spicy meat-a ball! --- No pain has justice No one above to love us <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:960664390] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>they just like spaghetti, that's a spicy meat-a ball! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 12/06/21 3:36:35 AM #3:	Guess not. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:960664394] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>Guess not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 12/06/21 3:38:09 AM #4:	it was not necessary for God to create the world --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:960664402] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>it was not necessary for God to create the world </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 12/06/21 3:39:02 AM #5:	He sees you when you're sleeping He sees you when you're awake He sees you when you're bad or good He sees you He sees you --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960664410] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>He sees you when you're sleeping He sees you when you're awake He sees you when you're bad or good He sees you He sees you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 12/06/21 3:40:40 AM #6:	What the Flying Spaghetti Monster does Is reach through time, changing whatever it wants, whenever it wants, with its fingers and arms. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:960664424] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>What the Flying Spaghetti Monster does Is reach through time, changing whatever it wants, whenever it wants, with its fingers and arms. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 12/06/21 4:29:19 AM #7:	Its special power is that it can do anything it want. I mean, it created Earth. It created water and land twice, humans and a beer volcano. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:960664893] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>Its special power is that it can do anything it want. I mean, it created Earth. It created water and land twice, humans and a beer volcano. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 12/06/21 4:38:27 AM #8:	It gets on your sweater --- https://imgur.com/a/fqY7axi <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:960664972] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>It gets on your sweater </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 12/06/21 4:40:11 AM #9:	Imagine your body considering Flying Spaghetti Monster a core deity.... Ramen or Pizza, folks? <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:960664985] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>Imagine your body considering Flying Spaghetti Monster a core deity.... Ramen or Pizza, folks? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 12/06/21 4:47:54 AM #10:	the wicked and deceitful generation seeketh for a sign and there shall no sign be given --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:960665067] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>the wicked and deceitful generation seeketh for a sign and there shall no sign be given </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 12/06/21 4:54:02 AM #11:	Sometimes I go to Bucca de Beppa and buy a spaghetti serving for 5 people and take it home and just eat it all myself over a couple days. I'm pretty sure that's a flying spaghetti monster I eat every time. --- https://imgur.com/DCjoiZ0 https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:960665127] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes I go to Bucca de Beppa and buy a spaghetti serving for 5 people and take it home and just eat it all myself over a couple days. I'm pretty sure that's a flying spaghetti monster I eat every time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 12/06/21 5:25:45 AM #12:	Motion to have Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM for short) replaced with a chimera of the Scorpion and the Lizard. Arachtile! <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:960665375] in The Flying... [t:79797284]...</cite> <quote>Motion to have Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM for short) replaced with a chimera of the Scorpion and the Lizard. Arachtile! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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