Current Events > How is the Queen still alive at 95? Doesn't the royal family have inbreeding?

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slk_23
12/05/21 11:02:51 PM
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I'd imagine that generations and generations of the British royal family having unhealthy marriages would make the people have all kinds of conditions. Somehow, it seems that the Queen has been able to avoid that. She appears to be doing well at age 95, and her grandchildren also seem to be doing just fine. Is it because they receive world class medical treatment for free?

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AngelicRadiance
12/05/21 11:03:40 PM
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slk_23 posted...
Is it because they receive world class medical treatment for free?
Pretty much

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Kakapo
12/05/21 11:17:45 PM
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Its all the lizard blood

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EyeWontBeFooled
12/05/21 11:18:56 PM
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In just six months, only Louis XIV will have ruled a country longer.

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Heartomaton
12/05/21 11:20:54 PM
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I want to see the Queen fistfight Betty White.

If the Queen wins, she keeps her throne.

Lose, and she relinquishes it to Betty.

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Kim_Seong-a
12/05/21 11:24:14 PM
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The Queen is an extra-dimensional entity, who persists in one timeline through a cumulative Mandella effect that pools all the parallel variants into a single, linear universe.

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apolloooo
12/05/21 11:28:06 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
The Queen is an extra-dimensional entity, who persists in one timeline through a cumulative Mandella effect that pools all the parallel variants into a single, linear universe.
So you say basically the queen has dirty deeds done dirt cheap stand?

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TheChariot
12/06/21 12:00:00 AM
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EyeWontBeFooled posted...
In just six months, only Louis XIV will have ruled a country longer.
Queen Elizabeth doesn't rule anything.


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Pogo_Marimo
12/06/21 12:01:20 AM
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The English Royal Family is not particularly inbred, no.

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Scorsese2002
12/06/21 12:04:59 AM
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The Queen is merely a hologram
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Feline_Heart
12/06/21 12:14:46 AM
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Shes actually been dead for a while now, like Kim Jung Un

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Criminalt
12/06/21 1:04:30 PM
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slk_23 posted...
Is it because they receive world class medical treatment for free?
Indeed it is. That said, I can't remember the last royal who developed cancer, so without a family history of it that's a fair few years added to her lifespan right there.

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StarDestroyer
12/06/21 1:10:22 PM
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Criminalt posted...
Indeed it is. That said, I can't remember the last royal who developed cancer, so without a family history of it that's a fair few years added to her lifespan right there.

Her father had lung cancer. Back then the British royalty loved to smoke.
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Returning_CEmen
12/06/21 1:11:50 PM
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EyeWontBeFooled posted...
In just six months, only Louis XIV will have ruled a country longer.
Does she really rule tho?

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EyeWontBeFooled
12/06/21 1:51:42 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Does she really rule tho?
Yeah, she is a figurehead. Perhaps a better way to say it is the record for holding the title of king/queen the longest is just a few years away from being broken.

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spikethedevil
12/06/21 1:53:29 PM
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EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Yeah, she is a figurehead. Perhaps a better way to say it is the record for holding the title of king/queen the longest is just a few years away from being broken.

Yeah she basically has no real power.

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matteus70
12/06/21 1:58:31 PM
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Her mother lived to 101.

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Ricemills
12/06/21 2:03:53 PM
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everytime someone sad "God save the Queen", they transferred 1 minute of their lifespan to prolong her's by 1 second.

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