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Dakimakura
12/04/21 7:14:44 PM
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Clearly dunking him in lava isn't working.

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ArchHero
12/04/21 7:15:13 PM
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Also, how doesn't Mario die from jumping on Bowser's spiked back?

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pegusus123456
12/04/21 7:16:09 PM
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ArchHero posted...
Also, how doesn't Mario die from jumping on Bowser's spiked back?
Dick's too big

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Strider102
12/04/21 7:16:30 PM
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Convince Peach to fall in love with him and shower him with affection.

Bowser has a heart attack and is gone forever.

Love is the greatest weapon.

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charey
12/04/21 7:17:00 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Clearly dunking him in lava isn't working.
It did in New Super Mario Bros (DS) but he didnt stop Bower Jr. from using necromancy to revive him.

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Dakimakura
12/04/21 7:18:26 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Convince Peach to fall in love with him and shower him with affection.

Bowser has a heart attack and is gone forever.

Love is the greatest weapon.

In that time Bowser would probably breed Peach and create a new Bowser this time with diplomatic immunity over Mario. Mario will be sitting in jail while royal Bowser will bring new prosperity to the Mushroom Kingdom.

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Nukazie
12/04/21 7:20:00 PM
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use a gun

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segasaturn
12/04/21 7:21:09 PM
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GiftedACIII
12/04/21 7:22:40 PM
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Same way batman kills joker once and for all
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Background_Guy
12/04/21 7:24:01 PM
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Remember in New Super Mario Bros when Bowser literally died, his flesh burned away from his bones and he became a skeleton? And then he spent nearly the whole game as an unholy possessed skeleton monster until his son used black magic to revive him.
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FortuneCookie
12/05/21 12:21:58 AM
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Spidey5
12/05/21 12:46:50 AM
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Bowser is immortal. Burn off his skin and his bones will still come after you. Mario can't kill him. Just kick his ass until he gives up and the process repeats.
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FortuneCookie
12/05/21 10:50:30 AM
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Spidey5 posted...
Bowser is immortal. Burn off his skin and his bones will still come after you. Mario can't kill him. Just kick his ass until he gives up and the process repeats.

I'm glad that Nintendo actually addressed how Bowser was able to survive the lava bath in the first game. They didn't need to. They could have just said, "It's a video game."

But they went to the trouble of bringing Bowser back as a skeleton and having his skin magically revived. I respect that.
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Xavier_On_High
12/05/21 10:53:19 AM
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Seems like the SCP Foundation needs to take a look at this.

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CyricZ
12/05/21 11:10:55 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I'm glad that Nintendo actually addressed how Bowser was able to survive the lava bath in the first game. They didn't need to. They could have just said, "It's a video game."

But they went to the trouble of bringing Bowser back as a skeleton and having his skin magically revived. I respect that.
Quite frankly, I feel this delivers more questions than answers. At least, existentially for Bowser.

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CommonStar
12/05/21 11:12:03 AM
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With kindness
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Nemu
12/05/21 11:12:06 AM
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Curious if everything in the Mushroom Kingdom canonically works off of the life system so theyre all essentially immortal.
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Foppe
12/05/21 11:13:16 AM
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It is all an act.

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