Current Events > House of Gucci was really, really bad

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Smashingpmkns 12/04/21 4:24:01 AM #1:	Every character is basically a caricature. Nothing clever about the writing. Literally has a "what are we, some kind of Suicide Squad?" line in it. Jared Leto plays a fucking circus clown. The accents were offensively bad, especially Driver's. Jeremy Irons (who didn't even try to use an accent lol) phoned it the fuck in. It's basically so bad it's funny, so at least it had that. And Al Pacino was pretty damn good but Leto was basically out chewing the master of chewing the scenery in every scene they were in together, and not in a good way. Ridley Scott probably doesn't have too many more movies left in him. I'd really hate for this to be his last. --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:960608274] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Every character is basically a caricature. Nothing clever about the writing. Literally has a "what are we, some kind of Suicide Squad?" line in it. Jared Leto plays a fucking circus clown. The accents were offensively bad, especially Driver's. Jeremy Irons (who didn't even try to use an accent lol) phoned it the fuck in. It's basically so bad it's funny, so at least it had that. And Al Pacino was pretty damn good but Leto was basically out chewing the master of chewing the scenery in every scene they were in together, and not in a good way. Ridley Scott probably doesn't have too many more movies left in him. I'd really hate for this to be his last.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/04/21 4:47:20 AM #2:	My parents said literally the same thing. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:960608475] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>My parents said literally the same thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 12/04/21 4:50:44 AM #3:	Smashingpmkns posted... Ridley Scott probably doesn't have too many more movies left in him. I'd really hate for this to be his last. He's going to try to blame young people or technology on his movie sucking again, just wait. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:960608509] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>Ridley Scott probably doesn't have too many more movies left in him. I'd really hate for this to be his last.</quote> He's going to try to blame young people or technology on his movie sucking again, just wait. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/04/21 4:56:57 AM #4:	"Millennials can't appreciate expensive bags" --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:960608570] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>"Millennials can't appreciate expensive bags" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 12/04/21 5:01:11 AM #5:	I saw a trailer before No Time to Die. It looked absolutely awful. Lady Gaga with the fakest Italian accent going "Father, son and House of Gucci" made me cringe so hard I wanted to die. That said, Smashingpmkns posted... Every character is basically a caricature. I did assume that was kind of the point. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:960608613] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>I saw a trailer before No Time to Die. It looked absolutely awful. Lady Gaga with the fakest Italian accent going "Father, son and House of Gucci" made me cringe so hard I wanted to die. That said, Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>Every character is basically a caricature.</quote>I did assume that was kind of the point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 12/04/21 5:01:26 AM #6:	If I were 84 years old and Ridley Scott I'd probably talk shit too tbh, but I'd also at least read through a fucking script for once to make sure I'm not making a dog shit movie lol I think the worst part about Gucci is that it's 2 hours and 44ish minutes and it does nothing to earn that runtime. You could easily cut out an hour and 15 minutes from the movie and it would be better off cuz you'd at least have less of it to watch. Also I'm seeing "buzz" about Lady Gaga's performance and I'm really surprised. She was not good either. And not as a slight to her. Pretty much everyone other than Al Pacino, Jack Huston and Salma Hayek were not good. --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:960608616] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>If I were 84 years old and Ridley Scott I'd probably talk shit too tbh, but I'd also at least read through a fucking script for once to make sure I'm not making a dog shit movie lol I think the worst part about Gucci is that it's 2 hours and 44ish minutes and it does nothing to earn that runtime. You could easily cut out an hour and 15 minutes from the movie and it would be better off cuz you'd at least have less of it to watch. Also I'm seeing "buzz" about Lady Gaga's performance and I'm really surprised. She was not good either. And not as a slight to her. Pretty much everyone other than Al Pacino, Jack Huston and Salma Hayek were not good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 12/04/21 1:19:49 PM #7:	I had no idea I married a monster ~~You didn't. You married a Gucci~~ --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:960616567] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>I had no idea I married a monster You didn't. You married a Gucci </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameGodOfAll 12/04/21 1:22:48 PM #8:	Gotta be honest. You guys are starting to sell me on it. --- My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe! https://imgur.com/Fc39f <cite>GameGodOfAll posted [p:960616640] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Gotta be honest. You guys are starting to sell me on it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 12/04/21 1:23:03 PM #9:	Smashingpmkns posted... The accents were offensively bad, especially Driver's. Yeah when I saw the trailer I really thought this. I'm not Italian but, I thought "maybe I'm just too cynical because there's no way they'd get these famous ppl and a good director and have bad accents, what do I know!" But everyone is saying they're bad accents and making me feel better --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:960616646] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>The accents were offensively bad, especially Driver's.</quote>Yeah when I saw the trailer I really thought this. I'm not Italian but, I thought "maybe I'm just too cynical because there's no way they'd get these famous ppl and a good director and have bad accents, what do I know!" But everyone is saying they're bad accents and making me feel better </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 12/04/21 1:25:33 PM #10:	Yeah the accents were awful, but I got over it quickly. I thought the beginning of the movie was cute when they were falling in love. --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:960616714] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Yeah the accents were awful, but I got over it quickly. I thought the beginning of the movie was cute when they were falling in love. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 12/04/21 1:29:14 PM #11:	My uncle liked it --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:960616816] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>My uncle liked it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 12/04/21 1:34:01 PM #12:	Didn't even care about the accents by the end of it compared to the rest of the movie. --- Buffalo Bills Season Prediction: 13-4 Season: 7-4 Week 13: vs NE (MNF) <cite>theAteam posted [p:960616918] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Didn't even care about the accents by the end of it compared to the rest of the movie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 12/04/21 2:58:39 PM #13:	I saw it with the girlfriend. I didn't hate Lady Gaga, and I didn't hate the movie as much as I thought I would, but goddamn nearly 3 hours. Mostly I was bored. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:960619054] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>I saw it with the girlfriend. I didn't hate Lady Gaga, and I didn't hate the movie as much as I thought I would, but goddamn nearly 3 hours. Mostly I was bored. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 12/04/21 7:51:11 PM #14:	i was kinda looking forward to this movie when i first saw the trailer. Saw it today and even tho it wasnt that bad, it definitely could have been better... some of the scene transitions were pretty awkward. like ~~when it cuts from Maurizio's father finding out he's gonna have a grandchild straight to his funeral.~~ and my god, wtf @ Jared Leto. does he really think italians sound like Super Mario or something?? lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:960626448] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>i was kinda looking forward to this movie when i first saw the trailer. Saw it today and even tho it wasnt that bad, it definitely could have been better... some of the scene transitions were pretty awkward. like when it cuts from Maurizio's father finding out he's gonna have a grandchild straight to his funeral. and my god, wtf @ Jared Leto. does he really think italians sound like Super Mario or something?? lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 12/04/21 8:08:03 PM #15:	But did Jared Leto have damaged tattooed on his forehead? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:960626906] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>But did Jared Leto have damaged tattooed on his forehead? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 12/04/21 8:14:26 PM #16:	Leto's Joker looks like a Marlon Brando performance compared to his performance in Gucci lol his character was basically Mario meets Gallagher meets an Adam Sandler reject character --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:960627085] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Leto's Joker looks like a Marlon Brando performance compared to his performance in Gucci lol his character was basically Mario meets Gallagher meets an Adam Sandler reject character</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SF_Okami 12/04/21 8:15:36 PM #17:	Does the Gucci brand play any part in the movie at all? Or is it more like a bad drama movie between people that just happened to be a part of the family or whatever. --- ~Bird Pokemon Master~ Latest Pickup: Adidas AirPods <cite>SF_Okami posted [p:960627115] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Does the Gucci brand play any part in the movie at all? Or is it more like a bad drama movie between people that just happened to be a part of the family or whatever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 12/04/21 8:22:47 PM #18:	and i know there were scenes where Leto's character was supposed to be dramatic but i unintentionally ended up laughing my ass off because of how cartoonish he sounded... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:960627308] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>and i know there were scenes where Leto's character was supposed to be dramatic but i unintentionally ended up laughing my ass off because of how cartoonish he sounded... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 12/04/21 8:24:15 PM #19:	Smashingpmkns posted... I had no idea I married a monster ~~You didn't. You married a Gucci~~ Lolz that's awesomely bad ngl --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:960627345] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>I had no idea I married a monster You didn't. You married a Gucci </quote> Lolz that's awesomely bad ngl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 12/04/21 8:25:46 PM #20:	Smashingpmkns posted... I had no idea I married a monster ~~You didn't. You married a Gucci~~ truly the "are we some kind of Suicide Squad?" part of the movie. ugh... at least that father, son and house of Gucci bit made me legit lol. <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:960627380] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>I had no idea I married a monster You didn't. You married a Gucci </quote> truly the "are we some kind of Suicide Squad?" part of the movie. ugh... at least that father, son and house of Gucci bit made me legit lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 12/04/21 9:43:19 PM #21:	Peter Griffin speaking italian sounds more believeable than Leto's acting here... https://youtu.be/J6dFEtb06nw <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:960629193] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Peter Griffin speaking italian sounds more believeable than Leto's acting here... https://youtu.be/J6dFEtb06nw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ysmir 12/04/21 9:44:35 PM #22:	I had no idea Scott directed this lol --- The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as RebelElite791. <cite>Ysmir posted [p:960629233] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>I had no idea Scott directed this lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZEROWOLF 12/04/21 9:47:19 PM #24:	Looked bad from the trailers. Hopefully Del Toro's Nughtmare Alley won't suck. --- Sam and Robert are the hitch-hikers on the road. --Necronomicon incantation (The Evil Dead) <cite>ZEROWOLF posted [p:960629302] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Looked bad from the trailers. Hopefully Del Toro's Nughtmare Alley won't suck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 12/04/21 9:49:06 PM #25:	Del Toro never sucks, but he's an entirely different director than Scott. He a real auteur. (No offense to Scott, but he knows hes not an auteur lol) --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:960629338] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Del Toro never sucks, but he's an entirely different director than Scott. He a real auteur. (No offense to Scott, but he knows hes not an auteur lol)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrollTrace 12/04/21 9:51:35 PM #26:	What did you expect after that awful trailer? I was surprised the trailer was released given it had tons of errors in it editing wise, it was a mess. <cite>TrollTrace posted [p:960629378] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>What did you expect after that awful trailer? I was surprised the trailer was released given it had tons of errors in it editing wise, it was a mess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 12/04/21 9:53:46 PM #27:	The editing is way worse in movie. Like there's cuts where the actors mouths aren't even moving mid sentence. They really fucked up. --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:960629420] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>The editing is way worse in movie. Like there's cuts where the actors mouths aren't even moving mid sentence. They really fucked up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 12/04/21 10:12:22 PM #28:	Smashingpmkns posted... his character was basically Mario meets Gallagher Holy shit I need this --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:960629825] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>his character was basically Mario meets Gallagher</quote>Holy shit I need this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 12/05/21 1:18:42 AM #29:	Smashingpmkns posted... Leto's Joker looks like a Marlon Brando performance compared to his performance in Gucci lol his character was basically Mario meets Gallagher meets an Adam Sandler reject character lmao yes I knew he looked familiar Honestly though I assumed he was doing a bit with his part like it was all intentionally over the top --- Buffalo Bills Season Prediction: 13-4 Season: 7-4 Week 13: vs NE (MNF) <cite>theAteam posted [p:960633758] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>Leto's Joker looks like a Marlon Brando performance compared to his performance in Gucci lol his character was basically Mario meets Gallagher meets an Adam Sandler reject character</quote> lmao yes I knew he looked familiar Honestly though I assumed he was doing a bit with his part like it was all intentionally over the top </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrollTrace 12/05/21 1:40:12 AM #30:	Smashingpmkns posted... The editing is way worse in movie. Like there's cuts where the actors mouths aren't even moving mid sentence. They really fucked up. Did you get your money back at least or did you sit through the whole show. <cite>TrollTrace posted [p:960634072] in House of G... [t:79794225]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>The editing is way worse in movie. Like there's cuts where the actors mouths aren't even moving mid sentence. They really fucked up.</quote> Did you get your money back at least or did you sit through the whole show. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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