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Doe
12/03/21 8:54:56 PM
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Wii_Shaker
12/03/21 9:02:04 PM
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I have alot of questions for god and his "mysterious ways".

Seriously though, imagine being so delusional during your life that you think that heaven actually exists.

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Heartomaton
12/03/21 9:03:36 PM
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"I'd like to speak to the manager."

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Shotgunnova
12/03/21 9:03:54 PM
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"I'm with Tubal-cain," I say burgessly, slipping St. Pete a twenty.

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DrizztLink
12/03/21 9:06:53 PM
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Nukazie
12/03/21 9:07:50 PM
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st peter: you want forgiveness? get religion

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Medussa
12/03/21 9:07:55 PM
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little boy at peace
what is this place, beyond the stars?
open up your eyes
what are these things, you're moving toward?
head so full of wonder
worries in the past
could it be that you are free at last?


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Solar_Crimson
12/03/21 9:11:00 PM
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"Welp, time to kill God. ...And Satan."


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I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing.
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Zikten
12/03/21 9:11:09 PM
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If God ever proved himself to exist, I'd stop at nothing to destroy him. So I'm not letting Peter keep me out of Heaven. I'd probably beat his ass then walk on in
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thronedfire2
12/03/21 9:11:13 PM
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DrizztLink posted...

lol

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I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
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Xethuminra
12/03/21 9:12:33 PM
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I used to tell people I wanted to kill God.

A saying comes to mind about bringing a knife to a gun fight, or in this case... A miracle.
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Solar_Crimson
12/03/21 9:13:46 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
I used to tell people I wanted to kill God.

A saying comes to mind about bringing a knife to a gun fight, or in this case... A miracle.
That's why you make alliances with other guys like Shiva, Odin, Osiris, Amaterasu, Ahura Mazda, Baal, etc.

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Xethuminra
12/03/21 9:15:03 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
That's why you make alliances with other guys like Shiva, Odin, Osiris, Amaterasu, Ahura Mazda, Baal, etc.
Seems kinda counterproductive to get inside a car you're trying to crash
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Questionmarktarius
12/03/21 9:20:44 PM
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Turns out the seventy-two virgins are just 71 other me's.
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AngelicRadiance
12/03/21 9:23:29 PM
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I get to become Spawn? Sweet

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dave_is_slick
12/03/21 9:31:37 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
I have alot of questions for god and his "mysterious ways".

Seriously though, imagine being so delusional during your life that you think that heaven actually exists.
Incredible. The very first post is from an angsthiest.

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