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Humble_Novice
12/03/21 11:34:53 AM
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Do you think the megachurch's owner is guilty of something?


https://twitter.com/BettyBowers/status/1466763902771941379
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MrKapowski
12/03/21 11:40:30 AM
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Religion in general, and megachurches in particular are so fucking

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armandro
12/03/21 11:43:33 AM
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I'm jealous of mega churches

wonder if heaven is gonna be like 1 really big mega church

I'm Catholic and people don't usually come until advent

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Questionmarktarius
12/03/21 11:43:45 AM
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spikethedevil
12/03/21 11:45:00 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Actual URL: https://www.thedailybeast.com/joel-osteens-lakewood-church-confirms-plumber-found-thousands-in-cash-envelopes-in-toilet-wall

The hell is a "toilet wall"?

Assuming its wall in the room where the toilet is

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BalanceLost
12/03/21 11:45:25 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The hell is a "toilet wall"?
One of the walls in a toilet (room)?

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UndefeatedGOAT
12/03/21 11:49:52 AM
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armandro posted...
I'm jealous of mega churches

wonder if heaven is gonna be like 1 really big mega church

I'm Catholic and people don't usually come until advent


you as hyped as me for the pink candle?
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treewojima
12/03/21 11:50:12 AM
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So, how many potential crimes can we add up here?
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CADE FOSTER
12/03/21 11:57:47 AM
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Joel Osteen is a worm that mofo probably had one of his henchmen steal it and forgot about it
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Humble_Novice
12/03/21 12:34:29 PM
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Bump.
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Solar_Crimson
12/03/21 12:45:46 PM
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Megachurches need to be taxed. I don't care how much they will bitch and wail. Tired of all the shit they get away with.

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Questionmarktarius
12/03/21 12:48:53 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Megachurches need to be taxed.
Why should a tax exemption apply to any church?
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CADE FOSTER
12/03/21 12:50:09 PM
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Prosperity gospel that tthese mega churches preach are not churches they are tax shelters for these rich bastards
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HylianFox
12/03/21 12:54:23 PM
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"Mega" churches are such a blatant scam it isn't even funny

But hey, telling people that if they give away all their money and it'll somehow be reciprocated still works I guess...

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UndefeatedGOAT
12/03/21 12:56:03 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Why should a tax exemption apply to any church?


why even tax anyone, they just print more money anyway
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Heartomaton
12/03/21 12:59:23 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Why should a tax exemption apply to any church?

Unfortunately, it's because the church has no official representation in our government.

Don't take that the wrong way, I don't mean that they should have representation.

What I'm saying is that America has a little rule about "No taxation without representation". So even though churches should be taxed, we really can't without making some fundamental changes in how we operate.

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CADE FOSTER
12/03/21 1:01:56 PM
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I remember one of these goofballs asking his followers to donate 25 million cuz he needed a new private jet
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Questionmarktarius
12/03/21 1:01:57 PM
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HylianFox posted...
But hey, telling people that if they give away all their money and it'll somehow be reciprocated still works I guess...
At the very least, Jim Bakker is selling you a bucket of freeze-dried food now, instead of merely running the evangelical indulgences con.
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HylianFox
12/03/21 1:15:09 PM
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"Verily I say unto you; it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven"

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hockeybub89
12/04/21 1:23:55 AM
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There's a special place in Hell for assholes like Joel Osteen

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MFBKBass5
12/04/21 1:35:53 AM
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Remember when Joel Osteen refused to open up his massive arena church venue as a shelter when Hurricane Harvey decimated Houston in 2017?

Us Houstonians sure as fuck do.

dude is a horrible piece of shit con artist using religion to line his pockets with money. Fuck him.

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Gobstoppers12
12/04/21 1:36:24 AM
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I wonder if it was a former employee or something trying to hide the cash until they could come back and collect it, but got fired before they could.. Seven years seems like a long time for it to be there untouched if it was put there by the owner. And why would you hire somebody to work on the wall you hid the money in if you knew it was there?

Seems kinda strange, is all.

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Giblet_Enjoyer
12/04/21 1:56:53 AM
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M_Live posted...
The whole idea of "mega churches" and how rich these preachers (feels gross even calling them that)
Why? It's not like it's some honored title. Just means a guy who spouts some shit to credulous people. There's not like a "real" preacher that's distinct from a "fake" one

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DrizztLink
12/04/21 2:17:49 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
they should seal up Joel Osteen in a toilet wall, that fucking fraud con artist
for the love of God Fartresor

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GGuirao13
12/04/21 2:59:19 AM
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Definitely!

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