Current Events > I forgot how much everyone wants to fuck Link in OoT >_>

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KneeOnBest 12/01/21 7:48:28 AM #1:	Zelda wants to fuck him Malon wants to fuck him Saria wants to fuck him Ruto wants to fuck him Nabooru wants to fuck him Poe Shop Dude wants to fuck him Twilight Princess spoilers: ~~He ends up fucking Malon after the events of the game and~~ slaps her big ol' mammaries around every single night, hence why ~~his decendant is on a ranch and has a horse~~ --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>KneeOnBest posted [p:960516482] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Zelda wants to fuck him Malon wants to fuck him Saria wants to fuck him Ruto wants to fuck him Nabooru wants to fuck him Poe Shop Dude wants to fuck him Twilight Princess spoilers: He ends up fucking Malon after the events of the game and slaps her big ol' mammaries around every single night, hence why his decendant is on a ranch and has a horse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 12/01/21 7:49:30 AM #2:	Only Ruto actually wants to fuck him and maybe Malon at a stretch. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:960516498] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Only Ruto actually wants to fuck him and maybe Malon at a stretch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 12/01/21 7:51:22 AM #3:	Maybe you're the one who wants to fuck him <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:960516510] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Maybe you're the one who wants to fuck him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiggy101011 12/01/21 7:52:01 AM #4:	Aren't Zelda and Link brother and sister in OoT? --- XBL: F1RE v2 PSN: F1REx <cite>Jiggy101011 posted [p:960516526] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Aren't Zelda and Link brother and sister in OoT? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DB_Insider 12/01/21 7:52:05 AM #5:	DoctorPiranha3 posted... Maybe you're the one who wants to fuck him <cite>DB_Insider posted [p:960516529] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>DoctorPiranha3 posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe you're the one who wants to fuck him</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 12/01/21 7:52:59 AM #6:	he did say "everyone" --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:960516539] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>he did say "everyone" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KneeOnBest 12/01/21 7:54:08 AM #7:	Jiggy101011 posted... Aren't Zelda and Link brother and sister in OoT? no, literally no game has that either --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>KneeOnBest posted [p:960516553] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Jiggy101011 posted... </cite> <quote>Aren't Zelda and Link brother and sister in OoT?</quote>no, literally no game has that either </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 12/01/21 7:55:55 AM #8:	Jiggy101011 posted... Aren't Zelda and Link brother and sister in OoT? What gave you that idea? @Jiggy101011 --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:960516580] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Jiggy101011 posted... </cite> <quote>Aren't Zelda and Link brother and sister in OoT?</quote> What gave you that idea? @Jiggy101011 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 12/01/21 7:56:49 AM #9:	You're forgetting the great fucking fairies. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960516587] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>You're forgetting the great fucking fairies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/01/21 8:43:42 AM #10:	You didn't forget. You just wanted to make a topic about Link's harem. Be honest. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960517331] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>You didn't forget. You just wanted to make a topic about Link's harem. Be honest. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KneeOnBest 12/01/21 8:44:05 AM #11:	Heartomaton posted... You didn't forget. You just wanted to make a topic about Link's harem. Be honest. You got me --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>KneeOnBest posted [p:960517338] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>You didn't forget. You just wanted to make a topic about Link's harem. Be honest.</quote>You got me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/01/21 8:45:34 AM #12:	KneeOnBest posted... You got me One hour in the Horny Time-Out corner. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960517367] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>KneeOnBest posted... </cite> <quote>You got me</quote> One hour in the Horny Time-Out corner. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 12/01/21 8:45:44 AM #13:	It's not just OoT. Everyone wants his nuts in Twilight Princess too. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:960517370] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>It's not just OoT. Everyone wants his nuts in Twilight Princess too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 12/01/21 8:47:41 AM #14:	Wii_Shaker posted... It's not just OoT. Everyone wants his nuts in Twilight Princess too. And BotW 3D Link Chad confirmed. ~~The D is for Dong.~~ --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:960517408] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>It's not just OoT. Everyone wants his nuts in Twilight Princess too.</quote> And BotW 3D Link Chad confirmed. The D is for Dong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/01/21 8:48:46 AM #15:	Wii_Shaker posted... It's not just OoT. Everyone wants his nuts in Twilight Princess too. Telma doesn't. She wants to slam Renado. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960517435] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>It's not just OoT. Everyone wants his nuts in Twilight Princess too.</quote> Telma doesn't. She wants to slam Renado. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 12/01/21 8:50:05 AM #16:	Heartomaton posted... Telma doesn't. She wants to slam Renado. She literally winks right at him. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:960517461] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Telma doesn't. She wants to slam Renado.</quote> She literally winks right at him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/01/21 8:51:08 AM #17:	Wii_Shaker posted... She literally winks right at him. I didn't say she wasn't flirty. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960517476] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>She literally winks right at him.</quote> I didn't say she wasn't flirty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 12/01/21 8:52:26 AM #18:	Heartomaton posted... I didn't say she wasn't flirty. She'd totally fuck Link if she were a few years younger. I know that look. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:960517502] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>I didn't say she wasn't flirty.</quote>She'd totally fuck Link if she were a few years younger. I know that look. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/01/21 8:54:28 AM #19:	Wii_Shaker posted... She'd totally fuck Link if she were a few years younger. I know that look. Pssh. No you fuckin' don't. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960517542] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>She'd totally fuck Link if she were a few years younger. I know that look.</quote> Pssh. No you fuckin' don't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nacen 12/01/21 8:57:30 AM #21:	I swear you've made this exact topic at least twice before --- https://www.last.fm/user/Nacen Yep. <cite>Nacen posted [p:960517581] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>I swear you've made this exact topic at least twice before </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 12/01/21 8:58:44 AM #22:	Heartomaton posted... Pssh. No you fuckin' don't. Young Telma would get it. Where was her DLC in Hyrule Warriors? --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:960517604] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Pssh. No you fuckin' don't.</quote>Young Telma would get it. Where was her DLC in Hyrule Warriors? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 12/01/21 9:07:18 AM #23:	Nacen posted... I swear you've made this exact topic at least twice before And he's still wrong lol. Just because a chick is nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you. --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:960517753] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Nacen posted... </cite> <quote>I swear you've made this exact topic at least twice before</quote>And he's still wrong lol. Just because a chick is nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/01/21 9:09:46 AM #24:	Wii_Shaker posted... Young Telma would get it. Where was her DLC in Hyrule Warriors? Too Hot for Nintendo --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960517820] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>Young Telma would get it. Where was her DLC in Hyrule Warriors?</quote> Too Hot for Nintendo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 12/01/21 9:11:31 AM #25:	Heartomaton posted... Too Hot for Nintendo Ah you still think Nintendo is as prudish as they were in the 90s. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:960517864] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Too Hot for Nintendo</quote> Ah you still think Nintendo is as prudish as they were in the 90s. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/01/21 9:12:20 AM #26:	spikethedevil posted... Ah you still think Nintendo is as prudish as they were in the 90s. No, it was a smegging joke. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960517880] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>Ah you still think Nintendo is as prudish as they were in the 90s.</quote> No, it was a smegging joke. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KneeOnBest 12/01/21 9:49:53 AM #27:	That knight chick with the weird haircut in TP could get my dick --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>KneeOnBest posted [p:960518642] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>That knight chick with the weird haircut in TP could get my dick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KneeOnBest 12/01/21 3:07:10 PM #28:	bump --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>KneeOnBest posted [p:960527326] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>bump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 12/01/21 3:07:56 PM #29:	How can you forget? You make this topic at least once a month, Neon. --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:960527359] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>How can you forget? You make this topic at least once a month, Neon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 12/01/21 3:08:47 PM #30:	https://youtu.be/AtOAlD5M7m8 --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:960527380] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/AtOAlD5M7m8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 12/01/21 3:12:17 PM #31:	Jokes on all them (except Malon), the BotW Great Fairies actually got to fuck him. <cite>Srk700 posted [p:960527478] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Jokes on all them (except Malon), the BotW Great Fairies actually got to fuck him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy 12/01/21 3:14:25 PM #32:	spikethedevil posted... Only Ruto actually wants to fuck him and maybe Malon at a stretch. Nabooru definitely wanted to fuck him. --- Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png <cite>BLAKUboy posted [p:960527552] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>Only Ruto actually wants to fuck him and maybe Malon at a stretch.</quote>Nabooru definitely wanted to fuck him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 12/01/21 3:21:10 PM #33:	an old fat guy took care of a child link who was in a coma until adult hood he was wearing grown up clothes so clearly the old man dressed him this could be understandable had he not pierced links ear that makes me think some bad touches happened --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:960527764] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>an old fat guy took care of a child link who was in a coma until adult hood he was wearing grown up clothes so clearly the old man dressed him this could be understandable had he not pierced links ear that makes me think some bad touches happened </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo the Hog 12/01/21 3:25:06 PM #34:	Zelda needs his help to save her kingdom Malon's dad wants her to fuck him Saria is a good friend who may have romantic feelings for him if that's a thing Kokiri are capable of Ruto absolutely wants to fuck him Nabooru wants to fuck him to get him to do her bidding, then legit wants to fuck him when she sees him grown up Poe Shop Dude wants to fuck him Fixed. --- I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1 <cite>Hambo the Hog posted [p:960527879] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Zelda needs his help to save her kingdom Malon's dad wants her to fuck him Saria is a good friend who may have romantic feelings for him if that's a thing Kokiri are capable of Ruto absolutely wants to fuck him Nabooru wants to fuck him to get him to do her bidding, then legit wants to fuck him when she sees him grown up Poe Shop Dude wants to fuck him Fixed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AngelicRadiance 12/01/21 3:25:55 PM #35:	Mask Salesman wants to fuck him --- She/Her <cite>AngelicRadiance posted [p:960527902] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Mask Salesman wants to fuck him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 12/01/21 3:27:10 PM #36:	Xavier_On_High posted... You're forgetting the great fucking fairies. I think that's mostly Breath of the Wild. Those big drag queen looking fairies definitely wanna fuck him --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:960527956] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Xavier_On_High posted... </cite> <quote>You're forgetting the great fucking fairies.</quote> I think that's mostly Breath of the Wild. Those big drag queen looking fairies definitely wanna fuck him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 12/01/21 3:52:33 PM #37:	Not just Nabooru. OoT Gerudo think all men are useless except "The Great Ganondorf". The ones that got to witness Link's stealth and kombat during that rescue op definitely want to fuck him. Wouldn't be surprised if Twinrova did too. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:960528708] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Not just Nabooru. OoT Gerudo think all men are useless except "The Great Ganondorf". The ones that got to witness Link's stealth and kombat during that rescue op definitely want to fuck him. Wouldn't be surprised if Twinrova did too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 12/01/21 3:56:09 PM #38:	I think you're reading too much into it. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:960528792] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>I think you're reading too much into it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KneeOnBest 12/01/21 4:09:07 PM #39:	Cocytus posted... I think you're reading too much into it. Sigless user logic --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>KneeOnBest posted [p:960529213] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Cocytus posted... </cite> <quote>I think you're reading too much into it.</quote>Sigless user logic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 12/01/21 4:10:06 PM #40:	Ruto would be the most compatible for breeding --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:960529255] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Ruto would be the most compatible for breeding </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 12/01/21 4:10:41 PM #41:	Turbam posted... Ruto would be the most compatible for breeding Wouldn't she have to lay her eggs first and then Link spreads his seed over them? --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:960529273] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Ruto would be the most compatible for breeding</quote> Wouldn't she have to lay her eggs first and then Link spreads his seed over them? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KneeOnBest 12/01/21 4:10:51 PM #42:	Turbam posted... Ruto would be the most compatible for breeding Why would that be? --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>KneeOnBest posted [p:960529279] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Ruto would be the most compatible for breeding</quote>Why would that be? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 12/01/21 4:11:42 PM #43:	KneeOnBest posted... Why would that be? She's always wet --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:960529305] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>KneeOnBest posted... </cite> <quote>Why would that be?</quote>She's always wet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KneeOnBest 12/01/21 4:12:36 PM #44:	Turbam posted... She's always wet Does she also have good base stats in HP and learns moves like Acid Armor? --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>KneeOnBest posted [p:960529337] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>She's always wet</quote>Does she also have good base stats in HP and learns moves like Acid Armor? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo the Hog 12/01/21 4:13:04 PM #45:	KneeOnBest posted... Why would that be? Sigh. Someone fetch the vaporeon copypasta. --- I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1 <cite>Hambo the Hog posted [p:960529348] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>KneeOnBest posted... </cite> <quote>Why would that be?</quote>Sigh. Someone fetch the vaporeon copypasta. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 12/01/21 4:13:14 PM #46:	didn't you make this exact topic a while back --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:960529360] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>didn't you make this exact topic a while back </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KneeOnBest 12/01/21 4:19:26 PM #47:	nfearurspecimn posted... didn't you make this exact topic a while back So? --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>KneeOnBest posted [p:960529564] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>didn't you make this exact topic a while back</quote>So? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 12/01/21 4:20:28 PM #48:	KneeOnBest posted... Does she also have good base stats in HP and learns moves like Acid Armor? She is literally built for Hylian dick --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:960529594] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>KneeOnBest posted... </cite> <quote>Does she also have good base stats in HP and learns moves like Acid Armor?</quote>She is literally built for Hylian dick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 12/01/21 5:44:58 PM #49:	KneeOnBest posted... So? v_v --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:960532055] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>KneeOnBest posted... </cite> <quote>So?</quote>v_v </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KneeOnBest 12/01/21 5:50:53 PM #50:	sucks brah lol --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>KneeOnBest posted [p:960532243] in I forgot h... [t:79789354]...</cite> <quote>sucks brah lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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