Current Events > Give me all the bacon and eggs you have
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Simon_Gruber 11/30/21 1:00:24 PM #1: |
Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have."
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Turbam 11/30/21 1:01:12 PM #2: |
...yes
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Relient_K 11/30/21 1:02:08 PM #3: |
In my mind I always picture an additional follow up of "just so we are clear, after you have given me all the bacon and eggs you have, you will now be out of bacon and eggs and have no more for the rest of your customers".
I dont know why. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RedLuigi 11/30/21 1:02:09 PM #4: |
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Strider102 11/30/21 1:02:17 PM #5: |
I'll never submit my bacon and eggs to you!!!
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DD Divine 11/30/21 1:38:10 PM #7: |
GranolaPanic posted...
Thats a party tray, sir. came in to say that line --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 11/30/21 1:42:07 PM #8: |
Strippers do nothing for mebut I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place.
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MrKapowski 11/30/21 1:43:11 PM #9: |
I need to finish that show
It's been so long I don't remember where I was tho, and I don't want to start over I miss Ron Swanson --- So! You want to hear a story, eh? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 11/30/21 1:44:41 PM #10: |
need to finish Parks and Rec too. still on episode 10 from season 6.
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ZevLoveDOOM 11/30/21 1:46:16 PM #11: |
and yeah, i laughed so hard at that scene. specially when i saw Ron's look of disappointment on his face.
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Heartomaton 11/30/21 1:48:22 PM #13: |
Theres only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water thats lying about being milk.
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Heartomaton 11/30/21 8:24:12 PM #14: |
"When I eat, it is the food that is scared."
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Shotgunnova 11/30/21 8:32:02 PM #15: |
"When you pay, would you like nonsequential bills?" the waitress guffawed burgessly.
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Heartomaton 12/01/21 3:58:56 PM #16: |
I call this turf n turf. Its a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.
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Heartomaton 12/01/21 11:03:01 PM #17: |
Id wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.
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Ivynn 12/01/21 11:35:11 PM #19: |
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Heartomaton 12/02/21 7:36:05 PM #20: |
Give 100 percent. One-hundred-and-ten percent is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.
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Big_Nabendu 12/02/21 7:37:45 PM #21: |
 --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Srk700 12/02/21 7:43:16 PM #22: |
The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, thats beautiful.
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Heartomaton 12/03/21 2:33:42 PM #23: |
The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy.
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Heartomaton 12/03/21 6:42:11 PM #24: |
On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.
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mybbqrules 12/03/21 6:52:12 PM #25: |
You had me at "Meat Tornado".
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mybbqrules 12/03/21 6:56:07 PM #26: |
"Dear frozen yogurt. You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars."
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