Current Events > So... would Columbo be able to catch Dexter?

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saspa
11/30/21 12:23:19 PM
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Imagine Columbo doing "oh, just one more thing" to Dexter
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CyricZ
11/30/21 12:25:39 PM
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If Columbo could catch Light Yagami, he could catch Dexter.

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Heartomaton
11/30/21 12:27:45 PM
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Maybe a team of Columbo and Monk.

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DrizztLink
11/30/21 12:30:00 PM
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untrustful
11/30/21 12:31:51 PM
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Inspector Gadget could do it.

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Tyranthraxus
11/30/21 12:34:10 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Maybe a team of Columbo and Monk.

Wouldn't need a team. Either one would catch Dexter although Monk would probably catch them faster because of his agoraphobia.

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MrToothHasYou
11/30/21 12:34:44 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
One semi-competent IT guy could catch Dexter.


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Guide
11/30/21 12:34:46 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
One semi-competent IT guy could catch Dexter.

No one goes into IT to actually do their job more than is minimally required.

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AngelsNAirwav3s
11/30/21 12:36:00 PM
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The more the TV show went on, the dumber they made Dexter, he is heavily reliant on just getting extremely lucky

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MC_BatCommander
11/30/21 12:41:32 PM
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I feel like anyone should have been able to capture him. He looked his victims up at work using privelaged access to criminal databases

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Jagr_68
11/30/21 12:41:45 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
The more the TV show went on, the dumber they made Dexter, he is heavily reliant on just getting extremely lucky

Other way around. The longer the show, the dumber everyone else in the police dept became. All the times he snuck in forensics or evidence and NO ONE gave a second thought what his reason was a non-detective lol.

Or maybe Miami PD being fucking incompetent was the joke.

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COVxy
11/30/21 12:45:07 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
The more the TV show went on, the dumber they made Dexter, he is heavily reliant on just getting extremely lucky

That's like the entire trope of Dexter (especially in the books). He views himself as some sort of master (narcissism), but most often just lucks out of situations.

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saspa
11/30/21 1:09:26 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
One semi-competent IT guy could catch Dexter.

Damn that rules out Miami PD...
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DD Divine
11/30/21 1:41:57 PM
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I still dont get his morning routine. He cooks then eats then makes juice etc its like way out of order

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