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DJquackquack
11/30/21 1:42:37 AM
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A million dollars, but you have to get Joker's "Damaged" face tattoo


Go!

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Kobe Bryant
11/30/21 1:47:14 AM
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Lmao no

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Gobstoppers12
11/30/21 1:48:13 AM
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I'll get a tattoo right under it that says, in small print, "I got a million dollars for this ^"

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DJquackquack
11/30/21 1:57:04 AM
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Joker wore it in that movie suicide squadron

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GGuirao13
11/30/21 3:24:30 AM
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No deal.

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DJquackquack
11/30/21 3:30:18 AM
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GGuirao13 posted...
No deal.
Do it

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Xethuminra
11/30/21 3:34:30 AM
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Yeah, sure
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LeoRavus
11/30/21 4:09:51 AM
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I don't get laid with a good face so why not. I could retire on that and become a hermit like I've always dreamed

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/30/21 4:16:41 AM
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i have this thing called "dignity" which prevents me from doing this foolishness so nope...
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DJquackquack
11/30/21 4:18:42 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
I don't get laid with a good face
A struggle I can totally sympathize with. Anybody saying being handsome = insta win in the chick department is full of it.

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LeoRavus
11/30/21 4:21:18 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
A struggle I can totally sympathize with. Anybody saying being handsome = insta win in the chick department is full of it.

Every single ugly person I know over 25 has kids. I can't think of one who's childless.

There's this dude at work who's absolutely disgusting. Missing teeth, a ton of hair growing out of his ears and nose, short and fat, back hair poking up out of his shirt, and he stinks like rotten cheese. I was floored when he said he has 2 young kids.

Fucking how...

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DJquackquack
11/30/21 4:27:57 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
Every single ugly person I know over 25 has kids. I can't think of one who's childless.

There's this dude at work who's absolutely disgusting. Missing teeth, a ton of hair growing out of his ears and nose, short and fat, back hair poking up out of his shirt, and he stinks like rotten cheese. I was floored when he said he has 2 young kids.

Fucking how...
Yup I know exactly what you mean. I think its cuz chicks arent as visual as we are. Butt ugly dudes be winning over hot chicks cuz they got money and/or confidence. If youre a nerd with low self esteem or depression, it really doesnt matter if you look like a movie star, youre screwed.

Girls dont want you unless you act like a cocky jerk.

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LeoRavus
11/30/21 4:32:40 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
Yup I know exactly what you mean. I think its cuz chicks arent as visual as we are. Butt ugly dudes be winning over hot chicks cuz they got money and/or confidence. If youre a nerd with low self esteem or depression, it really doesnt matter if you look like a movie star, youre screwed.

Girls dont want you unless you act like a cocky jerk.

Yeah then they end up marrying him and getting divorced within 5 years.

I'm waiting for my neighbors across the street to either break up or kill each other. They're both in their late 20s with a daughter. I can hear the husband screaming at her late at night and he'll go outside still yelling then peel off in his truck. It's only a matter of time. That's how my parents were before Mom smuggled us out when he was at work. Dad was such an asshole back in the day.

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008Zulu
11/30/21 4:35:47 AM
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Maybe, depends how well my hair would like in man-bangs.

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Nukazie
11/30/21 4:36:46 AM
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give me the money

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DJquackquack
11/30/21 4:37:46 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
Yeah then they end up marrying him and getting divorced within 5 years.

I'm waiting for my neighbors across the street to either break up or kill each other. They're both in their late 20s with a daughter. I can hear the husband screaming at her late at night and he'll go outside still yelling then peel off in his truck. It's only a matter of time. That's how my parents were before Mom smuggled us out when he was at work. Dad was such an asshole back in the day.
I had a similar upbringing with my own father. Im of the opinion that boys who grow up without a good male role model have a tougher time being confident when their adults.

I blame a lot of my self loathing on my pop.

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DJquackquack
11/30/21 4:38:18 AM
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Nukazie posted...
give me the money
Not till I see a tattoo on that forehead.

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Lokison
11/30/21 4:39:47 AM
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Sure, I'll just get it laser removed after.

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DJquackquack
11/30/21 4:41:45 AM
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Lokison posted...
Sure, I'll just get it laser removed after.


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