Poll of the Day > I stepped out for a night smoke while I fart around on my phone

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It was an all around enjoyable experience. Made some tepidly funny posts and updooted some mediumly dank memes.

my dogs didnt bark at anything so I broke snausages in half for them due to the current economic uncertainties in times ahead, and thats when I realized I didnt have my phone on my person I must have left it outside

looked around outside and in and around the treats and nothing

i eventually shambled back to my established hovel to discover my phone had stayed there the entire time

GHOST PHONE

The phone call is for you, its ghosts

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reminds me of this time my friends and i were out in the woods camping. we were night smoking and going for a walk and andrew got his leg caught in a bear trap we hadn't seen. dude was stuck and bleeding out so the rest of us went to get help. on the way back to camp we stopped at a late night burger place and the waiter spilled mike's drink in his fries, it was hilarious. after that we were pretty tired so we decided to just go home, was a pretty good night overall.

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if i lose my phone i can just use my watch and tap the button called "find my phone" that does nothing because i don't know how to set it up

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Bulbasaur posted...

if i lose my phone i can just use my watch and tap the button called "find my phone" that does nothing because i don't know how to set it up

I wander around saying Siri where are you? like a fucking dumbass

it worked once

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Nade Duck posted...

reminds me of this time my friends and i were out in the woods camping. we were night smoking and going for a walk and andrew got his leg caught in a bear trap we hadn't seen. dude was stuck and bleeding out so the rest of us went to get help. on the way back to camp we stopped at a late night burger place and the waiter spilled mike's drink in his fries, it was hilarious. after that we were pretty tired so we decided to just go home, was a pretty good night overall.

that sounds like a wild time, probably could have been a lot worse for your friend. Crazy that people just leave traps around where people can step into them

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UnMead posted...

that sounds like a wild time, probably could have been a lot worse for your friend. Crazy that people just leave traps around where people can step into them

yeah, it was great. we still go out there once a year to visit him.

skipped last year for covid, though.

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