Current Events > ITT: Characters in stardew valley who are pathetic losers

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BignutzisBack
11/26/21 6:48:14 PM
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Pierre- hypocritical cuck who hates on Joja but secretly admits he wants to own a chain and makes ton of money

Shane- toxic alcoholic who makes big life changes only to revert back into a soak if you marry him

Sebastian- moody loser who messes with poor Linus and his tent at night

Clint- stereotypical nice guy who doesn't understand why inserting nice Guy coins into Emily's proverbial machine won't get him laid


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FF_Redux
11/26/21 6:52:06 PM
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I married the Doctor, he set up a date for us on a hot air balloon deapite being afraid of heights and flying and that was romantic af

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KneeOnBest
11/26/21 6:53:31 PM
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All the waifus are trash in Stardew Valley. Only Erika and Abigail are decent

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NeonOctopus's alt >_>
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Gwynevere
11/26/21 6:54:26 PM
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You, the player character

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A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream
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QwelzaarKane
11/26/21 6:55:35 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
Pierre- hypocritical cuck who hates on Joja but secretly admits he wants to own a chain and makes ton of money

Plus IIRC he'll take credit for any high quality food you sell to him, but give you credit if it's low quality.

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I'm morose and lugubrious, I'ma let the uzi spit, turn his face into gooey s***
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