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FortuneCookie
11/24/21 4:27:51 PM
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The two strongest men in the world
are about to fight each other
[the following 41 lines are missing]
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SrRd_RacinG
11/24/21 4:28:40 PM
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Zikten
11/24/21 4:30:18 PM
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It's like if 5 thousand years from now, most episodes of Dragon Ball Z are missing
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HylianFox
11/24/21 4:31:02 PM
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Zikten posted...
It's like if 5 thousand years from now, most episodes of Dragon Ball Z are missing

that would be an improvement

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Seaman_Prime
11/24/21 4:36:19 PM
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Zikten posted...
It's like if 5 thousand years from now, most episodes of Dragon Ball Z are missing
Why the fuck did I think of this too lol. Like all they have is the start and ending of the Frieza fight.
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Tyranthraxus
11/24/21 4:44:26 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
The two strongest men in the world
are about to fight each other
[the following 41 lines are missing]

They actually have a lot of gay sex during those lines.

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BloodMoon7
11/24/21 4:47:00 PM
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You have to sign up for the subscription service and sacrifice your first born child to the gods.

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FortuneCookie
11/24/21 5:10:19 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
They actually have a lot of gay sex during those lines.

hawt
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ElatedVenusaur
11/24/21 5:11:23 PM
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It's a shame, because what has survived is actually really good.

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cousinvini
11/24/21 5:14:43 PM
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Gilgamesh, I'm dying. Before I die I should tell you [...]
and [...] also [...]

Gilgamesh was moved by his words
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Strider102
11/24/21 5:37:48 PM
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GIRUGAMESH!!!

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monkmith
11/24/21 5:40:10 PM
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must have been epic since so many religions went on to cannibalize parts of it for their own religious mythology.

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Zikten
11/24/21 5:41:56 PM
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monkmith posted...
must have been epic since so many religions went on to cannibalize parts of it for their own religious mythology.

It's the oldest known surviving myth. So yea its probably the granddaddy of many myths. I think Hercules is probably based on him for one
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Xavier_On_High
11/24/21 5:55:06 PM
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Gilgamesh, a King,
He tormented his people,
He made them angry,
They cried out aloud,
"Send us a companion for our king,
Spare us from his madness"
Enkidu, a wild man from the forest, entered the city.
They fought in the temple.
They fought in the streets.
Gilgamesh defeated Enkidu.
They became great friends.
Gilgamesh and Enkidu at Uruk.

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Mistere Man
11/24/21 6:05:33 PM
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cousinvini posted...
Gilgamesh, I'm dying. Before I die I should tell you [...]
and [...] also [...]

Gilgamesh was moved by his words
They actually found that passage recently! It was a historic thing, and I am surprised you didnt hear about it! I will cover it incase any dont want to know.

Gilgamesh, I'm dying. Before I die I should tell you [Palpatine came back somehow!], and [Beware the song about Big butts ] also [Ligma Balls!]

Gilgamesh was moved by his words


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lilORANG
11/24/21 6:12:00 PM
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The Fate/Stay series fills in the blanks nicely
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monkmith
11/24/21 7:29:59 PM
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lilORANG posted...
The Fate/Stay series fills in the blanks nicely
he spends a lot of time being a huge dick and randomly running casinos/game shows/resorts.

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toreysback
11/24/21 7:31:43 PM
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what did enki ever du to u?

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