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A-
The power to stop time while you sleep. You can adjust the amount of hours the time stop occurs so that you can sleep in real time if you wish. Never waste time sleeping again! Also slows the aging process while time stopped.

B-
Weight loss semen gives your sperm weight loss properties like a super diet supplement. Ingesting a full load can help loose up to 25% of your body fat!
P.S. - Same for women but squirt.

C-
The morphing sex familiar is basically a Homunculus with no individuality of their own. Its basically a magic flesh golem with the ability to physically morph to copy the appearance of anyone and is programmed for sexual intercourse. It can poof in and out of thin air for max discretion.

Hard choice right?

hard c

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Very easy choice

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a
i mean c

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C please

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A seems better than C but C is a good choice... But where would you put... it?

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dioxxys posted...

can poof in and out of thin air for max discretion.

Nvm then

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MedeaLysistrata posted...

A seems better than C but C is a good choice... But where would you put... it?

put P into V or B

Look in the Eyes of The Crows.

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MedeaLysistrata posted...

Nvm then

wait why would you rather get "caught in the act"?

Shape-shifting sex thing plz.

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dioxxys posted...

wait why would you rather get "caught in the act"?

No I just thought that the golem would have no where to hide when not in use, but apparently it can vanish

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do you know how much money you could make off of B? can it come from a cup or does it have to come straight from the 'tap'?

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monkmith posted...

do you know how much money you could make off of B? can it come from a cup or does it have to come straight from the 'tap'?

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monkmith posted...

do you know how much money you could make off of B? can it come from a cup or does it have to come straight from the 'tap'?

It loses potency overtime.
I suggest freezing it.

dioxxys posted...

It loses potency overtime.
I suggest freezing it.

well then hell, B all the way! i'm gonna need to stay well hydrated and stocked up on lotion but a magical weight loss goo will have me rolling in money!

recreational BJs will have to be strictly regulated though, since the risk of pushing someone into starvation could be high...

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good luck convincing anyone it actually works

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monkmith posted...

recreational BJs will have to be strictly regulated though, since the risk of pushing someone into starvation could be high...

Not necessarily, its percentage is based off of fat not weight, every dosage takes at max 20% of fat off, plus swallowers are rare.

A for sure. I can literally nap during meetings at work.

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I'll take A. I gain tons of free time and I'm never sleepy. Yes please.

dioxxys posted...

Not necessarily, its percentage is based off of fat not weight, every dosage takes at max 20% of fat off, plus swallowers are rare.

Not that rare >_>

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If I was fat I'd pick B.

So C.

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monkmith posted...

do you know how much money you could make off of B? can it come from a cup or does it have to come straight from the 'tap'?

I think C could make a shitload of money.

People would pay a fortune to have sex with their favorite celebrity or whatever.

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C would get boring quickly, there's not THAT many people I actually want to sleep with, and my subconscious would still know I'm not actually having sex with said person, but a mindless copy.

B is awful.

A is the choice here.

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The sleep one. I am not big on the idea of a brainwashed rape slave.

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Anyone not picking A is silly. You're literally granting an extra 1/3 of your life with that ability.

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NoxObscuras posted...

Not that rare >_>

Maybe oral just doesnt get me off, but they can spit.

Mistere Man posted...

The sleep one. I am not big on the idea of a brainwashed rape slave.

@Mistere_Man
Its literally a flesh robot
It has no soul
no personality
its just programed to fuck

dioxxys posted...

@Mistere_Man
Its literally a flesh robot

Robots can be slaves too.

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Returning_CEmen posted...

Very easy choice

@Returning_CEmen
Which one is that?

How much does A slow your aging during sleep? And can it slow it during real time sleep as well?

And does C have to be an exact copy of a person, or can you customize?

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Surprised at the results, I thought weight loss semen would be winning since that could just be used to get free money, and it also gets sex, youd get so many fat chicks.

dioxxys posted...

Surprised at the results, I thought weight loss semen would be winning since that could just be used to get free money, and it also gets sex, youd get so many fat chicks.

I honestly read that one wrong. I though I had to eat said stuff to lose weight.

Still sleep power though.

Actually it does say you lose weight.

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dioxxys posted...

Surprised at the results, I thought weight loss semen would be winning since that could just be used to get free money, and it also gets sex, youd get so many fat chicks.

I'm sort of baffled that you think "suck my dick and you'll lose weight" would work on any person ever lol.

The sleep one is just OP. Google tells me you spend 26 years of your life asleep. That's massive.

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tainted_emerald posted...

How much does A slow your aging during sleep? And can it slow it during real time sleep as well?

And does C have to be an exact copy of a person, or can you customize?

@tainted_emerald
TBH I didnt think it through too much, but lets say at least 30% I would say 50% but for some reason every likes that power the most :/ So maybe it needs a nerf? It doesnt slow ageing during real time sleep.

C does not have to be a exact copy of a person, you can use someone as a template, adjust their weight, height, hair/eye color, breast size, age, gender/sex, literally anything or even recreate someone you imagined or dreamt of. My personal favorite is creating realistic girls from anime :)

Sleep power. Never be tired during anything ever again, get like 30 years in active lifespan, and plenty of time to think.

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Guide posted...

Sleep power. Never be tired during anything ever again, get like 30 years in active lifespan, and plenty of time to think.

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dioxxys posted...

@tainted_emerald
TBH I didnt think it through too much, but lets say at least 30% I would say 50% but for some reason every likes that power the most :/ So maybe it needs a nerf? It doesnt slow ageing during real time sleep.

C does not have to be a exact copy a person, you can use someone as a template, adjust their weight, height, hair/eye color, breast size, age, literally anything or even recreate someone you imagined or dreamt of. My personal favorite is creating realistic girls from anime :)

Probably gotta go with C then. I'd definitely over use A and would age too fast for my liking.

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dioxxys posted...

@Returning_CEmen
Which one is that?

Third option

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considering the last girl i had relations with was, as you say, "full bodied", i am inclined for #2. But then again, she's perfectly comfortable in her skin (and her like J-cup tits), and she has no desire to lose any weight.

my ex on the other hand was smaller, and severy body conscious....but she never swallowed. Not once in 3 years.

so it's a wash. I don't even know what half the words are in #3, so i avoid. Lets go with #1

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Hard choice, but going with A. It literally gives you an extra 1/3 lifetime of living since you don't age while you sleep.
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A. Seems like a monkey's paw if can't be controlled.

B. Squirt cringe.

C. Damn I thought option B was a virgin alert.

C.

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GGuirao13 posted...

C.

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Thinking on it B could be bad as if you do things with someone you love to much you could end up taking too much weight off them, and hurting their health.

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A without hesitation. Kinda kin to the hyperbolic time chamber but just for sleeping, without the aging effect?

B and C are useless to me.

B is jusg dumb and C is just weird. I prefer to have sex with real women.

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Maybe it's just because I only got 3 hours sleep last night, but A is looking pretty good rn

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A, easily.

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Mistere Man posted...

Thinking on it B could be bad as if you do things with someone you love to much you could end up taking too much weight off them, and hurting their health.

its not weight based its fat based and it takes a percentage.

Lets use imaginary numbers and say you are 200 pounds, 100lbs of bones, organs, flesh, etc and 100 pounds of fat. If you got the max results from the "dosage" that would be 25 pounds off your total weight, you are now 175 but your total extra fat is 75lbs. Next dosage would take another 25% off that number so you'd lose 18 pounds this time.

dioxxys posted...

its not weight based its fat based and it takes a percentage.

Lets use imaginary numbers and say you are 200 pounds, 100lbs of bones, organs, flesh, etc and 100 pounds of fat. If you got the max results from the "dosage" that would be 25 pounds off your total weight, you are now 175 but your total extra fat is 75lbs. Next dosage would take another 25% off that number so you'd lose 18 pounds this time.

for women, less then 16% of body fat by weight is considered unhealthy, for men its ~8%. you'll start running into fairly significant health problems if it drops that low. i mentioned starvation in a previous post because there's a condition called rabbit starvation or protein poisoning that occurs when your diet is too low in fat and your body fat drops below safe levels.

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monkmith posted...

for women, less then 16% of body fat by weight is considered unhealthy, for men its ~8%. you'll start running into fairly significant health problems if it drops that low. i mentioned starvation in a previous post because there's a condition called rabbit starvation or protein poisoning that occurs when your diet is too low in fat and your body fat drops below safe levels.

Ah okay thanks for the info