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viewmaster_pi
11/22/21 12:43:08 AM
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i work overnights, some customer just called up and said she was here but left because she thought the other guy here was armed. that guy was STILL here at the time, and had been for about an hour. sure enough, just after that, he tried to get me away from the register multiple times, like "you don't look so good, you should look at yourself in the mirror over there," and then "there's a bag of cash in the bathroom, go look"

great lol, go take it and fucking leave, but no, he came back and holed up in the bathroom, so i called the cops. he finally left but it took 3 cops and 2 emts

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nfearurspecimn
11/22/21 12:44:29 AM
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cops are bad

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The_Hat
11/22/21 12:45:18 AM
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Glad you're safe.

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Gobstoppers12
11/22/21 12:45:31 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
he tried to get me away from the register multiple times, like "you don't look so good, you should look at yourself in the mirror over there," and then "there's a bag of cash in the bathroom, go look"
lol what a master of deception

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viewmaster_pi
11/22/21 12:45:41 AM
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yeah, i should have just grabbed the bag of cash tbh

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viewmaster_pi
11/22/21 12:48:28 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
lol what a master of deception


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_BlueMonk
11/22/21 12:49:42 AM
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hey thats cool

anyway TC put the money in the bag

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itachi15243
11/22/21 12:51:49 AM
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Sounds like a fucking idiot

You're lucky he was dumb as shit. He could've just jumped at the floor or asked an honest question and probably been more productive. Unless there really was a bag of cash, anyways.

You better have checked after.

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viewmaster_pi
11/22/21 12:54:40 AM
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_BlueMonk posted...
hey thats cool

anyway TC put the money in the bag
-raises hands- it's in the bathroom!

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Heartomaton
11/22/21 12:57:02 AM
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I'mma find the store you work at and go there during one of your shifts.

Then I'll lay a big, steaming loaf in the middle of the floor and leave.

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viewmaster_pi
11/22/21 12:57:27 AM
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a loaf of money?

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Heartomaton
11/22/21 12:58:57 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
a loaf of money?

Sure.

Pick it up with your bare hands and stuff it in your wallet.

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viewmaster_pi
11/22/21 1:01:29 AM
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before all of this, my coworker was like ohhhh ooooh shoot can you finish squeegeeing the doors? fuck no, fuck those doors, you better believe i'm not doing any extra shit. i had to deal with a weird dude last night who said he talks to god and satan and he tried being evil, but it doesn't work, he was soft but prison made him hard, yadda yadda. dude repeated the same story 3 times over the course of like 45 minutes. i didn't need to call the cops, but he asked for an ambulance. i try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and be cool, but it fucking drains me.

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