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DJquackquack
11/21/21 1:56:34 AM
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Which of these objects do you find more intriguing?




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DepreceV2
11/21/21 1:58:09 AM
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The lock is more complex than the handle in my opinion so its more intriguing

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Nukazie
11/21/21 2:00:44 AM
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is this supposed to be a sex thing

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DJquackquack
11/21/21 2:06:00 AM
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Nukazie posted...
is this supposed to be a sex thing
Its merely a test. Just vote for which shape you gravitate to.
DepreceV2 posted...
The lock is more complex than the handle in my opinion so its more intriguing
Personally I agree. (Though I wasnt going to share my opinion at first cuz I didnt want to skew the results.)

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 2:08:06 AM
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I see more than 2 objects. Tbh

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viewmaster_pi
11/21/21 2:08:37 AM
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i wanna grab that handle

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ThePrinceFish
11/21/21 2:09:39 AM
#7:


you caught me dr freud i do want to put my dick in the keyhole

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 2:10:56 AM
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Am I the only one who's more interested in the light, shadow, door, and background?
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DJquackquack
11/21/21 2:11:03 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
I see more than 2 objects. Tbh
Youre only meant to compare the keyhole versus the doorknob.

Disregard whatever else youre noticing.

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shnangyboos
11/21/21 2:15:32 AM
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That pillow on the couch. Looks really comfy.

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 2:16:07 AM
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You'll need to be more specific then.

The knob is more visually compelling, objectively. The lock could be phrased as being more intellectually compelling. However, it's about as sophisticated as the knob. So...

What's interesting about the lock is the brand label is difficult to read at this distance
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MabusIncarnate
11/21/21 2:18:56 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Am I the only one who's more interested in the light, shadow, door, and background?
Stop being difficult

I picked the lock, for reasons stated above.

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 2:20:14 AM
#13:


You picked the lock so you wouldn't pick the knob? Alrighty then
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RedLuigi
11/21/21 2:20:49 AM
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I saw the letters and that was more interesting to me than a boring L shaped thing

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MabusIncarnate
11/21/21 2:20:51 AM
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It's more a lever than a knob i'd say

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DJquackquack
11/21/21 2:21:51 AM
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As some of you may have already guessed, according to Freud people gravitate toward certain objects that may or may not be influenced by genital shape and sexuality.

Of course, Freuds findings were largely theoretical, and just because you chose one shape over the other doesnt make you gay or straight. But that said, it is interesting to anecdotally compare your own personal views on sex versus which shape you selected.

Anyway, thats all. Theres no right or wrong answer. Try the test on your friends!

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Daremo
11/21/21 2:23:45 AM
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I'm more interested in the lock.

I've been watching a lot of Lockpicking Lawyer videos on YouTube lately, and I'm considering taking up lockpicking as a hobby.

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 2:24:39 AM
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Lol

I saw the bigger picture. What do you make of that? I'm a male, by the way. Maybe I wanna copulate and make a composition. I'll skip the innuendo
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RedLuigi
11/21/21 2:25:10 AM
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Daremo posted...
I've been watching a lot of Lockpicking Lawyer videos on YouTube lately

Heh, nice

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 2:28:50 AM
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I'm not homophobic, but what does a man have that a woman doesn't? That's my perspective. I don't get off on being creeped on either. I dont even like approaching women if we don't have instant chemistry. So. I don't like creepin either.
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DJquackquack
11/21/21 2:29:47 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Lol

I saw the bigger picture. What do you make of that? I'm a male, by the way. Maybe I wanna copulate and make a composition. I'll skip the innuendo
Id say it probably means youre either indecisive in life, or you have a tendency to notice things others dont.

(Either that or youre just fibbing to create a talking point )

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theAteam
11/21/21 2:30:25 AM
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Do your own homework

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 2:31:03 AM
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I didn't see a knob. I saw metal.
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DJquackquack
11/21/21 2:31:32 AM
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theAteam posted...
Do your own homework


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Xethuminra
11/21/21 2:38:03 AM
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You know what they say about people who gravitate towards analytical psychology, right? ;)

It's similar to what they say about CEOs & cops

I gravitate towards it. As a matter of fact. All 3 of those things

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nfearurspecimn
11/21/21 2:40:00 AM
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I don't like that kind of handle, I like knobs. But as a hole (hehe) I like locks more or keys for that matter because you're entering a special place like your home where you are safe.

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Norman_Smiley
11/21/21 2:43:14 AM
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Handle. My locksmith said kwikset sucks, if you want a big box store brand, get Schlage.

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viewmaster_pi
11/21/21 2:48:24 AM
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you guys are sleeping on the tactile sensation of moving parts and mechanisms with your hands. the smooth, slight force on the handle that pulls in the latch bolt, then the kerchunk when it closes again. nothing short of elegant

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LightningAce11
11/21/21 2:51:45 AM
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What does it mean?

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DJquackquack
11/21/21 2:52:23 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
you guys are sleeping on the tactile sensation of moving parts and mechanisms with your hands. the smooth, slight force on the handle that pulls in the latch bolt, then the kerchunk when it closes again. nothing short of elegant
Idk about any of that. Lol.
I just think keyholes look cool.

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DJquackquack
11/21/21 2:56:09 AM
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LightningAce11 posted...
What does it mean?
According to Freud, and again this is all extremely anecdotal and theoretical, but it could subconsciously indicate certain feelings on sex. Perhaps even preference.

Also some people have a tendency to grab their genitals when theyre alone and nervous or anxious, as a coping mechanism. A person like that might also be drawn to one object or the other.

But its largely just a party trick. Nothing to get worked up over.

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 2:58:42 AM
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This theory has been disproven. You can use similar tests to see if someone is trying to tell you that they're homosexual in not so many words, but this butchery compared to that. You didn't even pick two different pictures. You were asking for the answer I gave you. Who's fibbing?
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thronedfire2
11/21/21 3:00:55 AM
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The handle.

The door is open so the lock doesnt mean much.

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 3:04:35 AM
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If you reverse engineer it, by the way, as I think some can see....

Most people pick the lock as an anti-thesis to a phallic object. They're wise to the "trick"
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DJquackquack
11/21/21 3:06:34 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
This theory has been disproven. You can use similar tests to see if someone is trying to tell you that they're homosexual in not so many words, but this butchery compared to that. You didn't even pick two different pictures. You were asking for the answer I gave you. Who's fibbing?
A lot of stuff Freud said was kooky. But then again, the FBI uses some of his research when theyre putting together psychological profiles on suspects.

For instance, people with strong sex drives tend to make a lot of sex jokes. Or view objects and items as being sexual in nature.

Its impossible to say anything for certain with a test like this. Thats why I said its largely anecdotal.

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DJquackquack
11/21/21 3:08:09 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
If you reverse engineer it, by the way, as I think some can see....

Most people pick the lock as an anti-thesis to a phallic object. They're wise to the "trick"
Oh Im very much aware of that. You might even say it was my goal all along ;)

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UnholyMudcrab
11/21/21 3:09:04 AM
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viewmaster_pi
11/21/21 3:12:38 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I choose the door itself
absolute madman

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Lost_All_Senses
11/21/21 3:12:56 AM
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The bottom one. I wanna suck on it for some weird reason.

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DJquackquack
11/21/21 3:13:59 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
The bottom one. I wanna suck on it for some weird reason.
Username checks out

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 3:14:54 AM
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We also live in a culture where sex jokes & machoism are encouraged.

Youre better off gauging someone's reactions to people. Whether they gawk, look away, or seem uninvolved. Unless they're doing business or games, someone ignoring their friends to text/social media on a consistent basis is actually a strong strong STRONG sign of a secret sex life obsession.
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Imit8m3
11/21/21 3:17:16 AM
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Freud was racist. And all his "work" has been disproven.

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 3:29:41 AM
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Imit8m3 posted...
Freud was racist.
What makes you bring that up?
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Imit8m3
11/21/21 3:38:01 AM
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He said that the Irish were immune to psychoanalysis. He meant that they don't have enough brains to analyze.

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Lost_All_Senses
11/21/21 3:38:10 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
someone ignoring their friends to text/social media on a consistent basis is actually a strong strong STRONG sign of a secret sex life obsession.

That's kind of weird to jump to when the more obvious depression is on the table.

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Xethuminra
11/21/21 3:39:13 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
That's kind of weird to jump to when the more obvious depression is on the table.
Whatever you say, dude.

You think depressed people text and social media all day without looking for lovers?
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Xethuminra
11/21/21 3:57:32 AM
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Isn't that like one of THE telltale signs youre being cheated on? Ignores you all day. Dunno who they're texting. Kinda jerks back and forth between situations. Pockets the phone.
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AP3Brain
11/21/21 4:00:40 AM
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I picked the handle because I like opening. Lock is a restriction.
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MabusIncarnate
11/21/21 4:03:38 AM
#49:


Norman_Smiley posted...
Handle. My locksmith said kwikset sucks, if you want a big box store brand, get Schlage.
This bro used his phone a friend to contribute to this topic. Do better, like this user CE.

Also I thought the lock looked like a little warrior holding a round shield and a hammer.

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