Current Events > Adam Sessler returned to G4TV, and it was a goddamn mess.

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CRON
11/16/21 11:04:31 PM
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Looked uncomfortable the entire time, had no idea how to interact with younger people, looked visibly uncomfortable around people of color and despite him being a selling point for the nostalgic crowd, he was used as little as possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMAjBm_drxw&t=11s

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LordFarquad1312
11/16/21 11:05:55 PM
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Who?

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Kitt
11/16/21 11:06:00 PM
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Okay.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
11/16/21 11:06:02 PM
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lol that missed fist bump

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Dakimakura
11/16/21 11:07:42 PM
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ceMEN in 2021

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Tequilawhatitdo
11/16/21 11:08:18 PM
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I mean he was always like that

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Malcrasternus
11/16/21 11:08:50 PM
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CRON posted...
looked visibly uncomfortable around people of color


No, he's just generally an uncomfortable looking dude.

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HokagoTeaTime
11/16/21 11:10:11 PM
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Kevin Pereira should NOT be given a television career

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Tequilawhatitdo
11/16/21 11:10:28 PM
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HokagoTeaTime posted...
Kevin Pereira should NOT be given a television career

that dude is back??

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CRON
11/16/21 11:10:46 PM
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HokagoTeaTime posted...
Kevin Pereira should NOT be given a television career
He wasn't that bad tbh. Hasn't aged a day

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Murphiroth
11/16/21 11:12:08 PM
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Are you ever not whining about something?

And I'm sure that short video is the full context and isn't edited together to push a narrative or anything.
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Axiom
11/16/21 11:13:47 PM
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I have no idea who this is but he looks like every weird uncle trying to hang out with young kids that just want to be left alone
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Jagr_68
11/16/21 11:14:53 PM
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Kitt
11/16/21 11:16:00 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Are you ever not whining about something?

And I'm sure that short video is the full context and isn't edited together to push a narrative or anything.
Considering that they've been advertising it as their "Catastrophic Launch Spectacular," that could actually be the case.

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God_Of_Entirety
11/17/21 12:45:40 AM
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Axiom posted...
I have no idea who this is but he looks like every weird uncle trying to hang out with young kids that just want to be left alone
hes always been like that lol

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Big_Nabendu
11/17/21 1:28:44 AM
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No Webb
No Munn
No drunk link

Fuck that


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Solid Snake07
11/17/21 1:51:20 AM
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Everything about that was cringe, not just sessler

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Kami_no_Kami
11/17/21 2:00:18 AM
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I feel like the time for a network dedicated to talking heads discussing video games and technology has passed.

Youtube took their gimmick before G4 was even off the air last time (though it may have been in Cops country by that point).
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pegusus123456
11/17/21 2:15:58 AM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
I feel like the time for a network dedicated to talking heads discussing video games and technology has passed.

Youtube took their gimmick before G4 was even off the air last time (though it may have been in Cops country by that point).
Eh, I think it'll have some success as a twitch channel if nothing else.

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Sheiky-Baby
11/17/21 7:33:40 AM
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It looked like the guy was legitimately in physical pain.

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SomeLikeItHoth
11/17/21 7:38:14 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
No Webb
No Munn
No drunk link

Fuck that
No Candace Bailey or Jessica Chobot either.

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Master Kazuya
11/17/21 7:43:24 AM
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I liked Victor Lucas + Tommy Tallarico

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The Popo
11/17/21 8:01:09 AM
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I only know of Sessler from when he commentated the top 8 of the Street Fighter IV EVO finals in 2010.

Imagine if some schmuck was brought in to be a commentator for the Super Bowl, only hed never seen a football game in his life, didnt know the rules, and didnt know the players. It was like that.

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lilORANG
11/17/21 8:03:07 AM
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Dude, the Sess has always been a spastic weirdo.
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Redwarz
11/17/21 8:03:23 AM
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Master Kazuya posted...
I liked Victor Lucas + Tommy Tallarico

Victor Lucas runs a Youtube channel now since he couldn't get his program signed on any Networks in Canada.
https://www.youtube.com/c/EpnTv

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Shadowplay
11/17/21 8:04:15 AM
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There's really this many people that don't know who Adam Sessler is? Are you guys Zoomers or something?

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JuanCarlos1
11/17/21 8:11:44 AM
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Thats just who he is. He takes meds plus he gotta have some thoughts about him interacting with this younger generation.

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PepsiWithCoke
11/17/21 8:16:23 AM
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Redwarz posted...
Victor Lucas runs a Youtube channel now since he couldn't get his program signed on any Networks in Canada.
https://www.youtube.com/c/EpnTv
And Tommy Tallarico is now a scam artist.

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Kami_no_Kami
11/17/21 8:18:32 AM
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PepsiWithCoke posted...
And Tommy Tallarico is now a scam artist.
He was always kind of a douchebag, so thats not exactly a surprise.
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LeadPipeCinche
11/17/21 8:20:28 AM
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Master Kazuya posted...
I liked Victor Lucas + Tommy Tallarico


Tommy's biggest claim to fame was he made the best sounding "footsteps" sound in some crummy Xbox game. Literally his exact words during a show when they reviewed that game.

Dudes a douchebag.
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Sheiky-Baby
11/17/21 1:22:32 PM
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LeadPipeCinche posted...
Tommy's biggest claim to fame was he made the best sounding "footsteps" sound in some crummy Xbox game. Literally his exact words during a show when they reviewed that game.

Dudes a douchebag.
But dat Sega CD Terminator soundtraaaaack

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LeadPipeCinche
11/17/21 1:33:05 PM
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Sheiky-Baby posted...
But dat Sega CD Terminator soundtraaaaack


Was he on that as well?
I wouldn't know.
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CommonGrackle
11/17/21 1:39:30 PM
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My college had G4TV. years ago. I remember watching some of that stuff.

yes we used to watch cable tv in college. I had a splitter! I don't know what the kids do nowadays.
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creativerealms
11/17/21 1:41:56 PM
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G4 was always a mess.

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Damn_Underscore
11/17/21 1:47:17 PM
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Why was Adam Sessler doing this? He's from TechTV.

The real G4 hosts are Victor Lucas and Tommy Tallarico, the hosts of G4TV, Diane Mizota, etc.

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Sheiky-Baby
11/17/21 2:10:52 PM
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LeadPipeCinche posted...
Was he on that as well?
I wouldn't know.
I thought it was one of the bigger things he was known for. That, and Earthworm Jim 1+2

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BlazinBlue88
11/17/21 2:17:23 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Why was Adam Sessler doing this? He's from TechTV
He's actually from the version of channel prior called ZDTV. Originally X-play was called GameSpot TV which became Xtended Play that finally became XPlay. He's probably the longest lasting employee from the channel.

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CommunismFTW
11/17/21 2:27:56 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Everything about that was cringe, not just sessler


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Unsugarized_Foo
11/17/21 4:53:48 PM
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Sesslers been doing reviews under G4, I thought

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Guide
11/17/21 4:55:31 PM
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CRON posted...
looked visibly uncomfortable around people of color

i am uncomfortable with how full of shit you are. cease this nonsense.

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DevilZhouYu
11/17/21 5:00:41 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Why was Adam Sessler doing this? He's from TechTV.

The real G4 hosts are Victor Lucas and Tommy Tallarico, the hosts of G4TV, Diane Mizota, etc.
Bill Sindelar, Cory Rouse, Dave from Portal, the Arena crew when Wil Wheaton was hosting it.

When G4 was at it's peak.
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Damn_Underscore
11/17/21 5:04:18 PM
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I meant G4tv.com

Scott Rubin, Tina Wood, and Laura Foy

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Punished_Blinx
11/17/21 5:18:24 PM
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Oh man that clapping scene. He was overthinking it so much.

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