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au_gold 11/16/21 11:02:17 PM #1:	Which is the worst? Diamonds Are Forever Quantum of Solace Spectre Die Another Day Moonraker A View to a Kill The Man with the Golden Gun Licence to Kill The World Is Not Enough Other (specify) Which is the worst? - Results (143 votes) Diamonds Are Forever 4.2% (6 votes) 6 Quantum of Solace 24.48% (35 votes) 35 Spectre 7.69% (11 votes) 11 Die Another Day 25.87% (37 votes) 37 Moonraker 14.69% (21 votes) 21 A View to a Kill 4.9% (7 votes) 7 The Man with the Golden Gun 3.5% (5 votes) 5 Licence to Kill 0.7% (1 vote) 1 The World Is Not Enough 4.9% (7 votes) 7 Other (specify) 9.09% (13 votes) 13 If you had to pick one. Previous Winners Best James Bond - Pierce Brosnan Best Bond villain - Alec Trevelyan Worst Bond villain - Gustav Graves Best Bond girl - Vesper Lynd Worst Bond girl - Christmas Jones Best henchman - Jaws Worst henchman - Elvis Best title song - Live and Let Die Worst title song - Writings on the Wall Worst James Bond - George Lazenby Best Bond film - GoldenEye --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:960070164] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote> Which is the worst? Diamonds Are Forever Quantum of Solace Spectre Die Another Day Moonraker A View to a Kill The Man with the Golden Gun Licence to Kill The World Is Not Enough Other (specify) Vote View Results Which is the worst? - Results (143 votes) Diamonds Are Forever 4.2% (6 votes) 6 Quantum of Solace 24.48% (35 votes) 35 Spectre 7.69% (11 votes) 11 Die Another Day 25.87% (37 votes) 37 Moonraker 14.69% (21 votes) 21 A View to a Kill 4.9% (7 votes) 7 The Man with the Golden Gun 3.5% (5 votes) 5 Licence to Kill 0.7% (1 vote) 1 The World Is Not Enough 4.9% (7 votes) 7 Other (specify) 9.09% (13 votes) 13 Show Voting Form If you had to pick one. Previous Winners Best James Bond - Pierce Brosnan Best Bond villain - Alec Trevelyan Worst Bond villain - Gustav Graves Best Bond girl - Vesper Lynd Worst Bond girl - Christmas Jones Best henchman - Jaws Worst henchman - Elvis Best title song - Live and Let Die Worst title song - Writings on the Wall Worst James Bond - George Lazenby Best Bond film - GoldenEye </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guerrilla Soldier 11/17/21 12:43:52 AM #3:	octopussy he dresses up like a clown and does a tarzan swing, with the sound effect. it's ridiculous. and the story sucks. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:960072416] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>octopussy he dresses up like a clown and does a tarzan swing, with the sound effect. it's ridiculous. and the story sucks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarz 11/17/21 12:50:24 AM #4:	VioletMassacre posted... Die Another Day is *really* embarrassing. --- Punk ass rat boy <cite>Schwarz posted [p:960072526] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>VioletMassacre posted... </cite> <quote>Die Another Day is really embarrassing.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/17/21 12:51:03 AM #5:	Quantum of Solace is one of the worst movies ever made --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:960072534] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Quantum of Solace is one of the worst movies ever made </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TendoDRM 11/17/21 1:04:43 AM #7:	Moonraker. The answer is Moonraker. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] These topics have shown me CE has some weird Bond movie opinions. --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! <cite>TendoDRM posted [p:960072777] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Moonraker. The answer is Moonraker. <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> These topics have shown me CE has some weird Bond movie opinions. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 11/17/21 1:09:09 AM #8:	Future_Trunks posted... how did brosnan win best bond lol He doesn't have the best movies (Goldeneye excepted, obviously), but I think he embodies Bond the best --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:960072856] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Future_Trunks posted...</cite> <quote> how did brosnan win best bond lol</quote> He doesn't have the best movies (Goldeneye excepted, obviously), but I think he embodies Bond the best</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/17/21 7:32:30 AM #9:	--- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:960077237] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche 11/17/21 7:38:15 AM #10:	The one ones with Brosnon <cite>LeadPipeCinche posted [p:960077329] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>The one ones with Brosnon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Clark 11/17/21 7:39:39 AM #11:	There have definitely been some clunkers, but Die Another Day has to take the cake. --- https://imgur.com/6eF0W <cite>Tom Clark posted [p:960077347] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>There have definitely been some clunkers, but Die Another Day has to take the cake. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Total_Lost2 11/17/21 7:43:44 AM #12:	I'll say Quantum. While not as badly made as Die Another Day it lacks the charm of the older 007 movies while also being bad at most other aspects --- Just when you think you see a silver lining, God makes you blind....the ***** Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici <cite>Total_Lost2 posted [p:960077419] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>I'll say Quantum. While not as badly made as Die Another Day it lacks the charm of the older 007 movies while also being bad at most other aspects </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 11/17/21 7:54:43 AM #13:	The thing about the older, "bad" Bonds such as Moonraker and Diamonds Are Forever is that they are still entertaining due to how bonkers ridiculous they can be. Even the Man with the Golden Gun has its good and fun moments. But... the Craig Bonds are totally super-serious, so when the plot and characters are rubbish, there's no goofy shit or unintentional comedy to laugh at. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:960077573] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>The thing about the older, "bad" Bonds such as Moonraker and Diamonds Are Forever is that they are still entertaining due to how bonkers ridiculous they can be. Even the Man with the Golden Gun has its good and fun moments. But... the Craig Bonds are totally super-serious, so when the plot and characters are rubbish, there's no goofy shit or unintentional comedy to laugh at. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 11/17/21 8:02:56 AM #14:	I'd rather watch any of the campy "bad" classic Bond movies than QOS or especially Spectre. Spectre pissed me off with that stupid ass Austin Powers twist and that kind of twist is lame 99% of the time in general. No other JB movie actually annoyed me like that even DAD. Thompson posted... The thing about the older, "bad" Bonds such as Moonraker and Diamonds Are Forever is that they are still entertaining due to how bonkers ridiculous they can be. Even the Man with the Golden Gun has its good and fun moments. But... the Craig Bonds are totally super-serious, so when the plot and characters are rubbish, there's no goofy shit or unintentional comedy to laugh at. This. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:960077678] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather watch any of the campy "bad" classic Bond movies than QOS or especially Spectre. Spectre pissed me off with that stupid ass Austin Powers twist and that kind of twist is lame 99% of the time in general. No other JB movie actually annoyed me like that even DAD. Thompson posted... </cite> <quote>The thing about the older, "bad" Bonds such as Moonraker and Diamonds Are Forever is that they are still entertaining due to how bonkers ridiculous they can be. Even the Man with the Golden Gun has its good and fun moments. But... the Craig Bonds are totally super-serious, so when the plot and characters are rubbish, there's no goofy shit or unintentional comedy to laugh at.</quote> This. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 11/17/21 8:07:21 AM #15:	Die Another Day is horrible. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:960077739] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Die Another Day is horrible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/17/21 10:25:05 AM #16:	Casino Royale (1954) <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:960080513] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Casino Royale (1954) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 11/17/21 10:25:41 AM #17:	Die Another Day, EASY --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! https://imgur.com/TuJWAR8 <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:960080533] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Die Another Day, EASY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alphagamble 11/17/21 10:26:18 AM #18:	I hated Thunderball and Diamonds are Forever Spectre was shit as well --- ooh <cite>alphagamble posted [p:960080557] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>I hated Thunderball and Diamonds are Forever Spectre was shit as well </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/17/21 10:29:48 AM #19:	alphagamble posted... Thunderball The "remake" is much better, somehow. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:960080653] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>alphagamble posted... </cite> <quote>Thunderball</quote>The "remake" is much better, somehow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/17/21 10:26:21 PM #20:	Questionmarktarius posted... The "remake" is much better, somehow. I wouldnt go that far. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:960100465] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>The "remake" is much better, somehow.</quote>I wouldnt go that far. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeneralKenobi85 11/17/21 10:40:03 PM #21:	Future_Trunks posted... how did brosnan win best bond lol Not really surprising when Brosnan was the first Bond most people on this site were likely exposed to. Anyway, there are only two Bond movies that I straight up dislike. Those would be Moonraker and Quantum of Solace. Even the rest of the bad ones I can find at least some things entertaining in them. But Quantum gets my vote. Absolutely awful. --- Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> <cite>GeneralKenobi85 posted [p:960100795] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Future_Trunks posted... </cite> <quote>how did brosnan win best bond lol</quote>Not really surprising when Brosnan was the first Bond most people on this site were likely exposed to. Anyway, there are only two Bond movies that I straight up dislike. Those would be Moonraker and Quantum of Solace. Even the rest of the bad ones I can find at least some things entertaining in them. But Quantum gets my vote. Absolutely awful. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 11/17/21 10:43:43 PM #22:	Diamonds Are Forever? The Man With the Golden Gun? I wouldn't be quick to watch them if they were on TV, but I'd probably go and see them if they were showing at a local theater. The same could not be said for Quantum of Solace. If my alternative was staring at a blank wall for two hours, it would be a better use of my time. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:960100870] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Diamonds Are Forever? The Man With the Golden Gun? I wouldn't be quick to watch them if they were on TV, but I'd probably go and see them if they were showing at a local theater. The same could not be said for Quantum of Solace. If my alternative was staring at a blank wall for two hours, it would be a better use of my time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/18/21 3:34:44 AM #23:	--- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:960105777] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 11/18/21 4:12:00 AM #24:	I am the only person IN THE WORLD that actually likes DAD. I acknowledge its absolute and utter stupidity, but fuck I can't help it, I like it. I voted for AVtaK. I only saw it once but I was angry throughout, I remember. Octopussy was awful as well. --- Ich wollte nur zur aussicht gehen Und in den abendhimmel sehen <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:960106135] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>I am the only person IN THE WORLD that actually likes DAD. I acknowledge its absolute and utter stupidity, but fuck I can't help it, I like it. I voted for AVtaK. I only saw it once but I was angry throughout, I remember. Octopussy was awful as well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trelve 11/18/21 4:24:40 AM #25:	Why is Licence to Kill here? It was also in the worst song category too. What's your problem with LTK?! <cite>Trelve posted [p:960106251] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Why is Licence to Kill here? It was also in the worst song category too. What's your problem with LTK?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/18/21 4:46:35 PM #26:	Pandamonic posted... I am the only person IN THE WORLD that actually likes DAD. I acknowledge its absolute and utter stupidity, but fuck I can't help it, I like it. Youre not alone, my friend. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:960122455] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>I am the only person IN THE WORLD that actually likes DAD. I acknowledge its absolute and utter stupidity, but fuck I can't help it, I like it.</quote>Youre not alone, my friend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 11/18/21 8:23:10 PM #27:	Pandamonic posted... I am the only person IN THE WORLD that actually likes DAD. I acknowledge its absolute and utter stupidity, but fuck I can't help it, I like it. I voted for AVtaK. I only saw it once but I was angry throughout, I remember. Octopussy was awful as well. It's a bottom five Bond film for me, but I'll take it over SPECTRE or the aforementioned films in my previous post. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:960128636] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>I am the only person IN THE WORLD that actually likes DAD. I acknowledge its absolute and utter stupidity, but fuck I can't help it, I like it. I voted for AVtaK. I only saw it once but I was angry throughout, I remember. Octopussy was awful as well.</quote> It's a bottom five Bond film for me, but I'll take it over SPECTRE or the aforementioned films in my previous post. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/18/21 8:32:12 PM #28:	The one where Bond ~~pops a wheelie in a semi~~. I forget which one it is. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:960128874] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>The one where Bond pops a wheelie in a semi. I forget which one it is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 11/18/21 8:37:07 PM #29:	Pandamonic posted... I am the only person IN THE WORLD that actually likes DAD. I acknowledge its absolute and utter stupidity, but fuck I can't help it, I like it. I voted for AVtaK. I only saw it once but I was angry throughout, I remember. Octopussy was awful as well. I hated DAD when it released, but I really like it these days. Maybe its just how tired Ive become of the gritty Craig era. But DAD just plays up all the most ridiculous elements of the franchise with a straight face. I cant help but appreciate it. Also Toby Stephens is great --- https://imgur.com/a/fqY7axi <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:960129013] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>I am the only person IN THE WORLD that actually likes DAD. I acknowledge its absolute and utter stupidity, but fuck I can't help it, I like it. I voted for AVtaK. I only saw it once but I was angry throughout, I remember. Octopussy was awful as well.</quote> I hated DAD when it released, but I really like it these days. Maybe its just how tired Ive become of the gritty Craig era. But DAD just plays up all the most ridiculous elements of the franchise with a straight face. I cant help but appreciate it. Also Toby Stephens is great </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 11/18/21 8:42:02 PM #30:	Die Another Day was so bad that it forced them to retool the entire franchise, but at least it was entertaining and even manages to have a couple of iconic scenes. Quantum of Solace, on the other hand, I've seen five or six times, and I literally couldn't tell you the plot or anything that happened in it. Can't even hum the theme tune because it's so forgettable. And being forgettable is far worse than being dreadful. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960129152] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Die Another Day was so bad that it forced them to retool the entire franchise, but at least it was entertaining and even manages to have a couple of iconic scenes. Quantum of Solace, on the other hand, I've seen five or six times, and I literally couldn't tell you the plot or anything that happened in it. Can't even hum the theme tune because it's so forgettable. And being forgettable is far worse than being dreadful. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 11/18/21 11:55:15 PM #32:	--- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:960134162] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/18/21 11:58:33 PM #33:	Answer hasn't changed <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:960134226] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Answer hasn't changed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/19/21 7:32:33 AM #34:	--- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:960139532] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HowieMandel 11/19/21 7:36:31 AM #35:	From Russia with Love <cite>HowieMandel posted [p:960139579] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>From Russia with Love</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpWarpSpeed 11/19/21 7:36:58 AM #36:	Where is Casino Royale in the poll? <cite>OpWarpSpeed posted [p:960139589] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Where is Casino Royale in the poll? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HowieMandel 11/19/21 7:39:19 AM #37:	Quantum of Solace was good Moonraker gets too much hate Licence to Kill was good TWINE was top tier until the last act <cite>HowieMandel posted [p:960139625] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Quantum of Solace was good Moonraker gets too much hate Licence to Kill was good TWINE was top tier until the last act</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 11/19/21 7:52:23 AM #38:	I dont remember those outfits in moonraker, but it already had my vote. Die was absolutely awful, I loved it. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:960139815] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>I dont remember those outfits in moonraker, but it already had my vote. Die was absolutely awful, I loved it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/19/21 10:20:22 PM #39:	--- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:960165422] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 11/19/21 10:21:45 PM #40:	Hard choice between QOS and Spectre, both are turds. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:960165454] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Hard choice between QOS and Spectre, both are turds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kylo_Ren_ 11/20/21 1:31:01 AM #41:	For Your Eyes Only is the worst Bond movie. au_gold posted... Best James Bond - Sean Connery Best Bond villain - Alec Trevelyan Worst Bond villain - Dominic Greene Best Bond girl - Solitaire Worst Bond girl - Kara Milovy Best henchman - Jaws Worst henchman - Osato Best title song - You only live twice Worst title song - Die another day Worst James Bond - Roger Moore Best Bond film - Casino Royale --- A fool's mind is at the mercy of his tongue and a wise man's tongue is under control of his mind. <cite>Kylo_Ren_ posted [p:960169567] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>For Your Eyes Only is the worst Bond movie. au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>Best James Bond - Sean Connery Best Bond villain - Alec Trevelyan Worst Bond villain - Dominic Greene Best Bond girl - Solitaire Worst Bond girl - Kara Milovy Best henchman - Jaws Worst henchman - Osato Best title song - You only live twice Worst title song - Die another day Worst James Bond - Roger Moore Best Bond film - Casino Royale</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/21/21 12:29:10 AM #42:	--- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:960197920] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 11/21/21 6:15:46 PM #43:	i always watch a shit ton of bond movies on thanksgiving week. I dont even remember how i started this tradition but its so fun i always start with the living daylights cause its my favorite --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:960219427] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>i always watch a shit ton of bond movies on thanksgiving week. I dont even remember how i started this tradition but its so fun i always start with the living daylights cause its my favorite </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowSUV 11/21/21 6:18:53 PM #44:	Quantum of Solace It is the most boring. At least other terrible movies like Die Another Day are so stupid they are kind of funny to watch. --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! <cite>YellowSUV posted [p:960219530] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Quantum of Solace It is the most boring. At least other terrible movies like Die Another Day are so stupid they are kind of funny to watch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ECW_Originals12 11/21/21 6:19:04 PM #45:	A View to Kill is the worst <cite>ECW_Originals12 posted [p:960219537] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>A View to Kill is the worst </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 11/21/21 6:26:47 PM #46:	die another day is undeniably the worst. Quantum and Moonraker are behind it --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:960219777] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>die another day is undeniably the worst. Quantum and Moonraker are behind it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 11/21/21 6:38:25 PM #47:	Alright, really hot take here, but: Spectre was terrific IMO. Id put it as the #2 of the Craigs behind Casino Royale. I loved it. Writing On The Wall, also a great Bond theme. Felt epic. Anyways, of that list it's TWINE. Despite a fantastic opening 20 minutes or more, it sinks into a really tedious and boring plot about oil pipelines. Snore. Renard was a great idea in concept in not feeling pain, but he's completely wasted and then overshadowed by Elektra. M getting kidnapped, was so, SO, SO stupid. I absolutely hated that storyline. Even before that happening she was weak, whiny, emotional and i hated it. In the other movies she's a cold as ice, don't fuck with me type of character, here she's as strong as a wet paper bag. Hated it. Her getting kidnapped was completely and utterly unecessary and served nothing to the plot other than the homing beacon leading Bond to the island which couldve been handled differently. And Christmas fucking Jones folks, need I say more? And Valentin, why did they need to being him back? He was likeable in Goldeneye, here he's way overused, not funny at all, and i didnt care when he died. People piss all over Die Another Day, but I liked it too. I'll even go far as to say it's got a WAY better villain, henchman, plot, theme (you heard me), than TWINE. I'll even go as far as to say its a great movie........until it moves to Iceland. Then it nosedives obviously, but not enough to take away my enjoyment of it as a whole. And yes, Quantum is a mess, and fuck Marc Forster for those bullshit super-quick-cut action scenes, but even then i still enjoyed it more than TWINE. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:960220100] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Alright, really hot take here, but: Spectre was terrific IMO. Id put it as the #2 of the Craigs behind Casino Royale. I loved it. Writing On The Wall, also a great Bond theme. Felt epic. Anyways, of that list it's TWINE. Despite a fantastic opening 20 minutes or more, it sinks into a really tedious and boring plot about oil pipelines. Snore. Renard was a great idea in concept in not feeling pain, but he's completely wasted and then overshadowed by Elektra. M getting kidnapped, was so, SO, SO stupid. I absolutely hated that storyline. Even before that happening she was weak, whiny, emotional and i hated it. In the other movies she's a cold as ice, don't fuck with me type of character, here she's as strong as a wet paper bag. Hated it. Her getting kidnapped was completely and utterly unecessary and served nothing to the plot other than the homing beacon leading Bond to the island which couldve been handled differently. And Christmas fucking Jones folks, need I say more? And Valentin, why did they need to being him back? He was likeable in Goldeneye, here he's way overused, not funny at all, and i didnt care when he died. People piss all over Die Another Day, but I liked it too. I'll even go far as to say it's got a WAY better villain, henchman, plot, theme (you heard me), than TWINE. I'll even go as far as to say its a great movie........until it moves to Iceland. Then it nosedives obviously, but not enough to take away my enjoyment of it as a whole. And yes, Quantum is a mess, and fuck Marc Forster for those bullshit super-quick-cut action scenes, but even then i still enjoyed it more than TWINE. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/21/21 6:39:53 PM #48:	Ryven posted... Alright, really hot take here, but: Spectre was terrific IMO. Id put it as the #2 of the Craigs behind Casino Royale. I loved it. Writing On The Wall, also a great Bond theme. Felt epic. Anyways, of that list it's TWINE. Despite a fantastic opening 20 minutes or more, it sinks into a really tedious and boring plot about oil pipelines. Snore. Renard was a great idea in concept in not feeling pain, but he's completely wasted and then overshadowed by Elektra. M getting kidnapped, was so, SO, SO stupid. I absolutely hated that storyline. Even before that happening she was weak, whiny, emotional and i hated it. In the other movies she's a cold as ice, don't fuck with me type of character, here she's as strong as a wet paper bag. Hated it. Her getting kidnapped was completely and utterly unecessary and served nothing to the plot other than the homing beacon leading Bond to the island which couldve been handled differently. And Christmas fucking Jones folks, need I say more? And Valentin, why did they need to being him back? He was likeable in Goldeneye, here he's way overused, not funny at all, and i didnt care when he died. People piss all over Die Another Day, but I liked it too. I'll even go far as to say it's got a WAY better villain, henchman, plot, theme (you heard me), than TWINE. I'll even go as far as to say its a great movie........until it moves to Iceland. Then it nosedives obviously, but not enough to take away my enjoyment of it as a whole. And yes, Quantum is a mess, and fuck Marc Forster for those bullshit super-quick-cut action scenes, but even then i still enjoyed it more than TWINE. Shut the fuck up --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:960220151] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite> <quote>Alright, really hot take here, but: Spectre was terrific IMO. Id put it as the #2 of the Craigs behind Casino Royale. I loved it. Writing On The Wall, also a great Bond theme. Felt epic. Anyways, of that list it's TWINE. Despite a fantastic opening 20 minutes or more, it sinks into a really tedious and boring plot about oil pipelines. Snore. Renard was a great idea in concept in not feeling pain, but he's completely wasted and then overshadowed by Elektra. M getting kidnapped, was so, SO, SO stupid. I absolutely hated that storyline. Even before that happening she was weak, whiny, emotional and i hated it. In the other movies she's a cold as ice, don't fuck with me type of character, here she's as strong as a wet paper bag. Hated it. Her getting kidnapped was completely and utterly unecessary and served nothing to the plot other than the homing beacon leading Bond to the island which couldve been handled differently. And Christmas fucking Jones folks, need I say more? And Valentin, why did they need to being him back? He was likeable in Goldeneye, here he's way overused, not funny at all, and i didnt care when he died. People piss all over Die Another Day, but I liked it too. I'll even go far as to say it's got a WAY better villain, henchman, plot, theme (you heard me), than TWINE. I'll even go as far as to say its a great movie........until it moves to Iceland. Then it nosedives obviously, but not enough to take away my enjoyment of it as a whole. And yes, Quantum is a mess, and fuck Marc Forster for those bullshit super-quick-cut action scenes, but even then i still enjoyed it more than TWINE.</quote>Shut the fuck up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 11/21/21 6:42:50 PM #49:	twine isnt the best movie ever but it is in no way worse than quantum of solace which is edited to make you feel like you got a concussion on the way to the theater --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:960220243] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>twine isnt the best movie ever but it is in no way worse than quantum of solace which is edited to make you feel like you got a concussion on the way to the theater </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 11/21/21 6:48:47 PM #50:	Irony posted... Shut the fuck up --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:960220404] in Which is t... [t:79763432]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Shut the fuck up</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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