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Trumble
11/16/21 9:02:44 PM
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$10,000,000, but you must draw a dick on SBAllen's face unnoticed.


For the purpose of this scenario, SBAllen lives in a compound surrounded by a pitbull-infested moat, and has a bodyguard, a big black British man named Wesley. If at any point you are caught on camera, or spotted by SBAllen or Wesley, you will "disappear". You get transport as far as the edge of the moat (or further away, if you prefer), it's over to you from there.

The dick does not have to be of particularly great quality, as long as it's clearly recognizable as a dick.

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Nukazie
11/16/21 9:03:26 PM
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i'll take it

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Homeless_Waifu
11/16/21 9:03:27 PM
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Easiest money ever made then

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Xethuminra
11/16/21 9:03:37 PM
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slowly exits topic
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Turbam
11/16/21 9:04:28 PM
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What's he gonna do, mod me?

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Kim_Seong-a
11/16/21 9:06:24 PM
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Turbam posted...
What's he gonna do, mod me?

-quote from man modded

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The_Korey
11/16/21 9:07:25 PM
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Trumble posted...
$10,000,000, but you must draw a dick on SBAllen's face unnoticed.

Interesting. I guess I kould try to snea-

For the purpose of this scenario, SBAllen lives in a compound surrounded by a pitbull-infested

Fuck

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BeastTamerLara
11/16/21 9:19:22 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Fuck

Don't worry, as long as you're over the age of five, the pitbulls won't bother you

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Master Kazuya
11/16/21 9:23:17 PM
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I don't get this topic, why wouldn't you at least try to complete the mission

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CapnMuffin
11/16/21 9:25:40 PM
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Turbam posted...
What's he gonna do, mod me?
Whatre you gonna do, knock my block off?
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Machete
11/16/21 9:25:44 PM
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I don't disappear. I just respond to old out-of-context jokes on the subject of stuff I said a long time ago.

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uwnim
11/16/21 9:26:39 PM
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Master Kazuya posted...
I don't get this topic, why wouldn't you at least try to complete the mission
Because getting disappeared is generally a really fucking bad thing.

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