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OniLink5000
11/16/21 12:47:21 AM
#1:


stop working at your terrible job. you are miserable.

quit.

if you think this message isn't for you and you are happy at your job, you are actually not. it is an illusion and you are being scammed by your boss. wake up and quit.

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CE_gonna_CE
11/16/21 12:47:36 AM
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KainWind
11/16/21 12:48:53 AM
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What's step 2?

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OniLink5000
11/16/21 12:49:12 AM
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pizza party

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DrizztLink
11/16/21 12:49:55 AM
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OniLink5000 posted...
pizza party
But I get those at my job.

You're asking me to trade a sure pizza party for a hypothetical.

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Machete
11/16/21 12:49:59 AM
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covid did that for me tbh :/

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Solution_45
11/16/21 12:50:27 AM
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no
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viewmaster_pi
11/16/21 12:53:01 AM
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cover yourself in oil

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Brutal_Deluxe
11/16/21 12:55:37 AM
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But I do like an hour of work a day and get to talk to hot teachers
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1337toothbrush
11/16/21 1:39:48 AM
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Nah, things are pretty chill and I've been consistently getting raises and promotions.

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TendoDRM
11/16/21 1:42:14 AM
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Alright, now what?

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nfearurspecimn
11/16/21 1:45:58 AM
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was my joke that funny?

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OniLink5000
11/16/21 1:49:52 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Nah, things are pretty chill and I've been consistently getting raises and promotions.

lmao look at this guy.

happy inside his pod next to the other pods in his little box.

wake up, you're being oppressed.

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LeoRavus
11/16/21 1:50:41 AM
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I just asked for a raise though.

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IShall_Run_Amok
11/16/21 1:51:16 AM
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Surprisingly, most of my misery doesn't come from my work.

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OniLink5000
11/16/21 1:52:36 AM
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wrong

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Vyrulisse
11/16/21 1:52:44 AM
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1337toothbrush
11/16/21 1:55:34 AM
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OniLink5000 posted...
lmao look at this guy.

happy inside his pod next to the other pods in his little box.

wake up, you're being oppressed.
What pod? I work from home. When I didn't, I worked from my own office.

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sutree
11/16/21 1:56:09 AM
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KainWind posted...
What's step 2?

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bknight
11/16/21 1:56:53 AM
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Touch yourself, you know you want to, there's always another November.
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BloodMoon7
11/16/21 1:59:54 AM
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Greetings fellow workers. Do not quit your job. An opportunity surely lies ahead. Perhaps even a promotion!

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Guerrilla Soldier
11/16/21 2:00:29 AM
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where money

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WarfireX
11/16/21 2:02:10 AM
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lol i make 6 figures and only work a few hours a day.

im going 2 quit my job when all this covid stuff blows over and i have 2 return 2 da office, but until then ill keep my allowance thx

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F1areaGaman
11/16/21 2:44:52 AM
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If everyone quits, society will cease to function. I work so the meek on gamefaqs can sit at home and talk about JRPGs long into their 30s.

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Webbernet
11/16/21 2:45:10 AM
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But how do I pay the mortgage then

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smoke_break
11/16/21 2:47:23 AM
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Believe me if I had the money, I'd never work another day in my life.

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GMAK2442
11/16/21 2:48:11 AM
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Work hard and don't quit. Those who quit fall. And there is the Crocrodile somewhere. There is also Death.

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bIuerain
11/16/21 2:48:14 AM
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Man yea that's the direction I'm heading. I'm making the most money I ever have in my life, but jobs make me miserable. Right now I'm just trying to work as long as I can, collect whatever bonuses I can, save as much money as possible before I inevitably snap sooner or later. If I can save a big fat stack of money before I leave, I might even be able to survive without working for a few years.

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Lvaneede
11/16/21 3:02:49 AM
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Finding another decent job is too hard. I dont want to be unemployed for 6 months again

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Nukazie
11/16/21 3:06:38 AM
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i'll do it after i get one

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kingdrake2
11/16/21 4:09:31 AM
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Machete posted...
covid did that for me tbh :/


damn. work injury ended my relatives. switched job titles but doesn't have to jump in/out of a work truck. the injury from working that job damaged his leg. the benefits are good when he switched to working with the elderly.
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FL81
11/16/21 4:10:18 AM
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I just did!

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Ryven
11/16/21 4:10:40 AM
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Sure, give me 700 million and i'll do just that.

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Turbam
11/16/21 4:14:42 AM
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Ok, but where do I get money now?

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_____Cait
11/16/21 4:17:23 AM
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Ok i just did it

now what

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Colonel_Snitsky
11/16/21 4:20:32 AM
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TCs plan has holes in it.

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STEROLIZER
11/16/21 4:26:27 AM
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OniLink5000 posted...
stop working at your terrible job. you are miserable.

quit.

if you think this message isn't for you and you are happy at your job, you are actually not. it is an illusion and you are being scammed by your boss. wake up and quit.

I make 17.5 a month to basically just browse GameFaqs & watch Netflix. The most work Ive done in the past three months was flying to NYC and partying with Logan Paul at a DeadMau concert. I also got to attend an Alesso VR concert.

I actually live blogged both of those events straight to CE.

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STEROLIZER
11/16/21 4:27:21 AM
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WarfireX posted...
lol i make 6 figures and only work a few hours a day.

im going 2 quit my job when all this covid stuff blows over and i have 2 return 2 da office, but until then ill keep my allowance thx

This guy gets it


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Nintendo_Porn
11/16/21 4:41:55 AM
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Meh. It's not work if you like it.

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/16/21 4:43:20 AM
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weirdest PSA ever.
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LincolnDuncan
11/16/21 4:44:03 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
What pod? I work from home. When I didn't, I worked from my own office.

Lol, imagine admitting you live in your pod.

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_Stuff_
11/16/21 4:46:24 AM
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STEROLIZER posted...
I make 17.5 a month to basically just browse GameFaqs & watch Netflix. The most work Ive done in the past three months was flying to NYC and partying with Logan Paul at a DeadMau concert. I also got to attend an Alesso VR concert.

I actually live blogged both of those events straight to CE.
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The_Korey
11/16/21 4:46:25 AM
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CE_gonna_CE
11/16/21 9:10:46 AM
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Turbam posted...
Ok, but where do I get money now?
Make an OF

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K181
11/16/21 9:12:53 AM
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Nah.

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Freddie_Mercury
11/16/21 9:13:03 AM
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working on it bby

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