Current Events > Holy shit, didn't know ostriches could rip their head off if they got it stuck.

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PBusted 11/15/21 6:32:47 PM #1:	Just saw a video of an ostrich accidentally ripping its head off after getting it stuck on a bar. Don't think I can show it but that's crazy. It was like accidentally ripping off a piece of sticky candy. <cite>PBusted posted [p:960032111] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Just saw a video of an ostrich accidentally ripping its head off after getting it stuck on a bar. Don't think I can show it but that's crazy. It was like accidentally ripping off a piece of sticky candy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars 11/15/21 6:35:17 PM #2:	You have ruined my night. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. <cite>__starsnostars posted [p:960032177] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>You have ruined my night. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 11/15/21 6:37:55 PM #3:	Well that's something I didn't need to see in my head. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:960032238] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Well that's something I didn't need to see in my head. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Hat 11/15/21 6:44:34 PM #4:	Well that's horrible. But as someone who loves weird animal fun facts, could you DM it to me? --- --- <cite>The_Hat posted [p:960032459] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Well that's horrible. But as someone who loves weird animal fun facts, could you DM it to me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unit7 11/15/21 6:47:36 PM #5:	Yeah I saw that video once. Its not overly graphic all things considered but holy shit is it incredibly fucked up. <cite>Unit7 posted [p:960032543] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I saw that video once. Its not overly graphic all things considered but holy shit is it incredibly fucked up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 11/15/21 6:49:02 PM #6:	Ha. Dumb bird. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960032583] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Ha. Dumb bird. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 11/15/21 6:49:45 PM #7:	Saw it a few months ago on Reddit. Fucking insane. <cite>Crescente posted [p:960032607] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Saw it a few months ago on Reddit. Fucking insane. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 11/15/21 6:50:49 PM #9:	I found it. That was a lot less blood than I was expecting. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:960032641] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>I found it. That was a lot less blood than I was expecting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nexigrams 11/17/21 3:27:39 AM #11:	I mean, technically, any animal can rip its own head off it really wants to. It's only really impressive if survives and grows a new body or something lol. --- https://imgur.com/SYiqIRC <cite>nexigrams posted [p:960074653] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>I mean, technically, any animal can rip its own head off it really wants to. It's only really impressive if survives and grows a new body or something lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 11/17/21 3:32:18 AM #12:	Thats **ing crazy. How tf did it get its head stuck to begin with though? --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:960074698] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Thats **ing crazy. How tf did it get its head stuck to begin with though? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 11/17/21 3:38:26 AM #13:	I love ostriches. Not for that reason tho --- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:960074753] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>I love ostriches. Not for that reason tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 11/17/21 3:59:04 AM #14:	yeah you never wanna get your head stuck on a bar (?) --- Cold wind blowing through the walls There's nothing in this world that's ours <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:960074960] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>yeah you never wanna get your head stuck on a bar (?) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crikey 11/17/21 4:00:03 AM #15:	Did it put it back on afterward? <cite>Crikey posted [p:960074968] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Did it put it back on afterward? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 11/17/21 4:02:16 AM #16:	https://youtu.be/VX-uEFkO2HI <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:960074990] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/VX-uEFkO2HI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 11/18/21 7:53:09 PM #17:	sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... https://youtu.be/VX-uEFkO2HI https://youtu.be/ALI5sO5aSPU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nkXGLZvqns <cite>PBusted posted [p:960127850] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/VX-uEFkO2HI</quote> https://youtu.be/ALI5sO5aSPU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nkXGLZvqns </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2 11/18/21 7:54:39 PM #18:	Nature is metal is a scary place --- https://imgur.com/8YZ4i https://imgur.com/205g6FR http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif https://imgur.com/IBJCH6O <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:960127888] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Nature is metal is a scary place</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AngelsNAirwav3s 11/18/21 8:00:24 PM #19:	I have a friend who raised Ostriches for a while on his land, and he has some pretty outrageous stories. Basically ostriches are extremely stupid animals lol --- Hello world! <cite>AngelsNAirwav3s posted [p:960128023] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>I have a friend who raised Ostriches for a while on his land, and he has some pretty outrageous stories. Basically ostriches are extremely stupid animals lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrainerNeo_02 11/19/21 12:34:07 PM #20:	AngelsNAirwav3s posted... I have a friend who raised Ostriches for a while on his land, and he has some pretty outrageous stories. Basically ostriches are extremely stupid animals lol @AngelsNAirwav3s Do tell. <cite>TrainerNeo_02 posted [p:960146206] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>AngelsNAirwav3s posted... </cite> <quote>I have a friend who raised Ostriches for a while on his land, and he has some pretty outrageous stories. Basically ostriches are extremely stupid animals lol</quote>@AngelsNAirwav3s Do tell. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiderman23JII 11/19/21 12:40:50 PM #21:	tag for stupid Ostriches stories --- buss on life <cite>Spiderman23JII posted [p:960146405] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>tag for stupid Ostriches stories </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 11/19/21 12:42:01 PM #22:	Tag --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:960146442] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Tag </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 11/19/21 12:56:26 PM #23:	Tag --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:960146853] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Tag </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AngelsNAirwav3s 11/19/21 3:55:57 PM #24:	Lol well lets see, its been a couple years since he was telling me about it. Him and his friend were in their 20's, and bought some super cheap land in some ranch area, outside of the city. In order to pay low taxes, they had to "farm" something, and they picked Ostriches somehow. Neither of them had ever lived outside of a city or had any idea what they were doing either. A lot of stories of them trying to get the Ostrich eggs out of the pen, those things are vicious. Especially if its mating season, you can tell because their shins get all red, and they attack everything. They had a breakthrough though when they found out you just take in a broomstick with you, if you put the end of the stick in their chest, it stops them right in their tracks. You then take a tube sock, grab their beak, and roll the sock over their head. Once you do that, the ostrich is just totally frozen. You can push them and walk them wherever you want. Their biggest issue was that they just kept killing themselves though. They kept running into fences, getting tangled or clotheslining themselves. Once they fixed the fences, then they kept eating rocks that were too big and dying that way. They eventually switched to pigs, but had even worse luck lol. Pigs kept just murdering each other, until they learned they had to neuter them. They said they are still traumatized when they were trying to neuter the adult pigs in their business suits... I remember they lost a pig one time, thinking it escaped or something. Like 4 days later, they were looking at a water trough, and could barely see a pig snout sticking out of an opening. They opened the lid and the pig was just sitting in there, fully submerged, w/ its snout barely out of the water. The pig just hopped right out of the tank and started running around like nothing happened lol. Still no idea how the thing even got in there. --- Hello world! <cite>AngelsNAirwav3s posted [p:960153695] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Lol well lets see, its been a couple years since he was telling me about it. Him and his friend were in their 20's, and bought some super cheap land in some ranch area, outside of the city. In order to pay low taxes, they had to "farm" something, and they picked Ostriches somehow. Neither of them had ever lived outside of a city or had any idea what they were doing either. A lot of stories of them trying to get the Ostrich eggs out of the pen, those things are vicious. Especially if its mating season, you can tell because their shins get all red, and they attack everything. They had a breakthrough though when they found out you just take in a broomstick with you, if you put the end of the stick in their chest, it stops them right in their tracks. You then take a tube sock, grab their beak, and roll the sock over their head. Once you do that, the ostrich is just totally frozen. You can push them and walk them wherever you want. Their biggest issue was that they just kept killing themselves though. They kept running into fences, getting tangled or clotheslining themselves. Once they fixed the fences, then they kept eating rocks that were too big and dying that way. They eventually switched to pigs, but had even worse luck lol. Pigs kept just murdering each other, until they learned they had to neuter them. They said they are still traumatized when they were trying to neuter the adult pigs in their business suits... I remember they lost a pig one time, thinking it escaped or something. Like 4 days later, they were looking at a water trough, and could barely see a pig snout sticking out of an opening. They opened the lid and the pig was just sitting in there, fully submerged, w/ its snout barely out of the water. The pig just hopped right out of the tank and started running around like nothing happened lol. Still no idea how the thing even got in there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiderman23JII 11/19/21 11:33:12 PM #25:	AngelsNAirwav3s posted... Pigs kept just murdering each other damn pigs are savage --- buss on life <cite>Spiderman23JII posted [p:960167129] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>AngelsNAirwav3s posted... </cite> <quote>Pigs kept just murdering each other</quote> damn pigs are savage </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 11/21/21 7:15:10 PM #26:	AngelsNAirwav3s posted... Lol well lets see, its been a couple years since he was telling me about it. Him and his friend were in their 20's, and bought some super cheap land in some ranch area, outside of the city. In order to pay low taxes, they had to "farm" something, and they picked Ostriches somehow. Neither of them had ever lived outside of a city or had any idea what they were doing either. A lot of stories of them trying to get the Ostrich eggs out of the pen, those things are vicious. Especially if its mating season, you can tell because their shins get all red, and they attack everything. They had a breakthrough though when they found out you just take in a broomstick with you, if you put the end of the stick in their chest, it stops them right in their tracks. You then take a tube sock, grab their beak, and roll the sock over their head. Once you do that, the ostrich is just totally frozen. You can push them and walk them wherever you want. Their biggest issue was that they just kept killing themselves though. They kept running into fences, getting tangled or clotheslining themselves. Once they fixed the fences, then they kept eating rocks that were too big and dying that way. They eventually switched to pigs, but had even worse luck lol. Pigs kept just murdering each other, until they learned they had to neuter them. They said they are still traumatized when they were trying to neuter the adult pigs in their business suits... I remember they lost a pig one time, thinking it escaped or something. Like 4 days later, they were looking at a water trough, and could barely see a pig snout sticking out of an opening. They opened the lid and the pig was just sitting in there, fully submerged, w/ its snout barely out of the water. The pig just hopped right out of the tank and started running around like nothing happened lol. Still no idea how the thing even got in there. XD <cite>PBusted posted [p:960221168] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>AngelsNAirwav3s posted... </cite> <quote>Lol well lets see, its been a couple years since he was telling me about it. Him and his friend were in their 20's, and bought some super cheap land in some ranch area, outside of the city. In order to pay low taxes, they had to "farm" something, and they picked Ostriches somehow. Neither of them had ever lived outside of a city or had any idea what they were doing either. A lot of stories of them trying to get the Ostrich eggs out of the pen, those things are vicious. Especially if its mating season, you can tell because their shins get all red, and they attack everything. They had a breakthrough though when they found out you just take in a broomstick with you, if you put the end of the stick in their chest, it stops them right in their tracks. You then take a tube sock, grab their beak, and roll the sock over their head. Once you do that, the ostrich is just totally frozen. You can push them and walk them wherever you want. Their biggest issue was that they just kept killing themselves though. They kept running into fences, getting tangled or clotheslining themselves. Once they fixed the fences, then they kept eating rocks that were too big and dying that way. They eventually switched to pigs, but had even worse luck lol. Pigs kept just murdering each other, until they learned they had to neuter them. They said they are still traumatized when they were trying to neuter the adult pigs in their business suits... I remember they lost a pig one time, thinking it escaped or something. Like 4 days later, they were looking at a water trough, and could barely see a pig snout sticking out of an opening. They opened the lid and the pig was just sitting in there, fully submerged, w/ its snout barely out of the water. The pig just hopped right out of the tank and started running around like nothing happened lol. Still no idea how the thing even got in there.</quote>XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Popo 11/21/21 7:21:53 PM #28:	--- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:960221400] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 11/21/21 7:26:53 PM #29:	I mean, does that kill them? --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:960221544] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>I mean, does that kill them? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hollandaisy 11/21/21 7:47:04 PM #30:	AngelsNAirwav3s posted... trying to neuter the adult pigs in their business suits Why were the pigs wearing suits? --- Chirp chirp, get hollandaise sauce. <cite>Hollandaisy posted [p:960222182] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>AngelsNAirwav3s posted... </cite> <quote>trying to neuter the adult pigs in their business suits</quote>Why were the pigs wearing suits? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PBusted 11/22/21 6:48:03 AM #32:	nfearurspecimn posted... I mean, does that kill them? You think ostriches can live without their head? <cite>PBusted posted [p:960235761] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>I mean, does that kill them?</quote> You think ostriches can live without their head? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 11/22/21 7:02:06 AM #33:	arent most birds stupid AF? smart birds are specifically like ravens and crows and a few others <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:960235949] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>arent most birds stupid AF? smart birds are specifically like ravens and crows and a few others </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 11/22/21 7:23:40 AM #34:	Kloe_Rinz posted... arent most birds stupid AF? smart birds are specifically like ravens and crows and a few others Owls have this image of being smart or whatever but their big eyes take up a lot of space in their heads so their brains are small. They're really stupid --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:960236247] in Holy shit,... [t:79761404]...</cite> <quote>Kloe_Rinz posted... </cite> <quote>arent most birds stupid AF? smart birds are specifically like ravens and crows and a few others</quote>Owls have this image of being smart or whatever but their big eyes take up a lot of space in their heads so their brains are small. They're really stupid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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