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Turbam
11/12/21 3:21:32 PM
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Mama said knock him out

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Flockaveli
11/12/21 3:22:12 PM
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Hunch down a bit so I can look at him face to face

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EmbraceOfDeath
11/12/21 3:33:03 PM
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Open the door in a Satan costume and scare him off.

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SauI_Goodman
11/12/21 3:34:06 PM
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If its midnight i aint hearing a thing till 4 oclock when i wake up.

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Heartomaton
11/13/21 10:00:12 PM
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Open the door while masturbating furiously. Then see how things play out.

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ReggieBush09
11/13/21 10:01:00 PM
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Shoot through the door with my AR 15 hollow point bullets.

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TheVipaGTS
11/13/21 10:01:09 PM
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Finally deliver his long deserved ass beating.

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ReggieBush09
11/13/21 10:01:58 PM
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@GoemonFan471986
@MrCokeacola

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Alucard188
11/13/21 10:02:36 PM
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Tell him to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down, kid.

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Paragon21XX
11/13/21 10:04:29 PM
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I answer him through the Nest doorbell and inform him that he is trespassing and that he better get off my property within the next 60 seconds or I will call the sheriff.

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008Zulu
11/13/21 10:06:36 PM
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Tell him to stand up, and say it to my face.

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ReggieBush09
11/13/21 10:23:16 PM
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OVERGOATED posted...
bruh wtf


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Cheater87
11/13/21 10:24:22 PM
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On the front door or my bedroom door?

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ReggieBush09
11/13/21 10:29:29 PM
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Cheater87 posted...
On the front door or my bedroom door?
bathroom door lol

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RedLuigi
11/13/21 10:30:45 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Open the door while masturbating furiously. Then see how things play out.

If I was the other guy Id just start servicing anyways

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MrCokeacola
11/13/21 10:57:02 PM
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ReggieBush09 posted...
bathroom door lol
Just say it "wasn't me".

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Nukazie
11/13/21 10:58:07 PM
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PyroBlade1985 posted...
I have no idea who that is.


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candyapplered
11/13/21 11:06:08 PM
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Release the hounds!

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Trumble
11/13/21 11:11:25 PM
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I flatulate.

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Kitt
11/13/21 11:12:03 PM
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Him knocking on my door would imply that he left his mom's house, so there's no way that could be Scotty.


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skermac
11/13/21 11:12:23 PM
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I ignore it

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Dakimakura
11/13/21 11:13:47 PM
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candyapplered posted...
Release the pitbulls!


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ReggieBush09
11/14/21 3:29:13 PM
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release the kraken!

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pfh1001
11/14/21 3:31:06 PM
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I tell him to go whine to his fam.
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nfearurspecimn
11/14/21 3:31:14 PM
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I'd throw out my copy of Sonic Unleashed for the Wii and hope he is satiated by that and leaves me alone.

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K-driver
11/14/21 3:41:33 PM
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https://youtu.be/p7aTsxStJuA?t=85

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smoke_break
11/14/21 3:44:29 PM
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Ask if he wants to join my Dragon Ball Z marathon.

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IShall_Run_Amok
11/14/21 3:45:06 PM
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I call The Police and ask them to play Every Breath You Take.

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