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Heartomaton
11/12/21 1:32:52 AM
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And your father smelled of elderberries.

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Trumble
11/12/21 1:34:29 AM
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In a past topic, you claimed to have fucked my mom. If she's a hamster, that means you did a beastiality. What do you have to say to that?

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Heartomaton
11/12/21 1:35:28 AM
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Trumble posted...
In a past topic, you claimed to have fucked my mom. If she's a hamster, that means you did a beastiality. What do you have to say to that?

My topics do not have a hard continuity.

I did not fuck your hamster-mother.

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Kajagogo
11/12/21 1:35:47 AM
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And everyone else is a llama.

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Trumble
11/12/21 1:37:47 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I did not fuck your hamster-mother.
That's exactly what someone who fucked my hamster-mother would say.

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DeadBankerDream
11/12/21 1:40:54 AM
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This topic went unexpected but appreciated ways.

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Heartomaton
11/12/21 1:50:21 AM
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Trumble posted...
That's exactly what someone who fucked my hamster-mother would say.

It's also exactly what someone who didn't fuck your hamster-mother would say.

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Kajagogo
11/12/21 1:51:56 AM
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Naughty, wicked Zoot.

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Zikten
11/12/21 1:54:10 AM
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Did they even have hamsters in medieval Europe? Aren't they from south america?
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Kajagogo
11/12/21 2:02:21 AM
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Zikten posted...
Did they even have hamsters in medieval Europe? Aren't they from south america?


Google says they were first discovered in Syria.

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YugiNoob
11/12/21 2:17:33 AM
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You're so sheltered your mother was a bunker

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masterpug53
11/12/21 10:18:18 AM
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Zikten posted...
Did they even have hamsters in medieval Europe? Aren't they from south america?

They were imported by the same swallows that carried the coconuts.

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Lil_Bit83
11/12/21 10:26:00 AM
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And your father smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction.

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matteus70
11/12/21 10:31:07 AM
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Look, if we build this large wooden badger...

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Turbam
11/12/21 10:33:06 AM
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How ironic, you fight like a cow

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R1masher
11/12/21 10:33:43 AM
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Sooooo, shes not anymore?

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AwesomeFawful
11/12/21 10:38:01 AM
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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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