Current Events > Who here has the worst physical ailments/issues?

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lejonbrames
11/11/21 4:20:23 PM
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Make me feel better about my chronic DVT and 8 million surgeries the last 20 years.
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Smackems
11/11/21 4:21:24 PM
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Mine is pretty trivial but I have pain in both my balls when pressure is applied and I will have it the rest of my life

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Heartomaton
11/11/21 4:23:53 PM
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@AldousIsDead

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AldousIsDead
11/11/21 4:27:21 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
@AldousIsDead
I mean I'm not dead or dying, but definitely not as healthy as I'd like. In the good news front my heart is back to relatively normal, and I actually managed to keep an erection long enough to satisfy my girlfriend last week. I still can't finish, but progress is progress!

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Heartomaton
11/11/21 4:28:48 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
I mean I'm not dead or dying, but definitely not as healthy as I'd like. In the good news front my heart is back to relatively normal, and I actually managed to keep an erection long enough to satisfy my girlfriend last week. I still can't finish, but progress is progress!

I was under the impression that your weddings tackle was still absolutely useless for anything other than pissing.

Glad you're making progress. I retract my tag.

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refmon
11/11/21 4:29:56 PM
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my eyebrows always feel sore

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Naysaspace
11/11/21 4:30:57 PM
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my elbows are always itchy

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420TwiZtiD420
11/11/21 4:31:00 PM
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I stepped on a burr earlier. Fucking sucks when they get in your shoes.

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AldousIsDead
11/11/21 4:32:01 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I was under the impression that your weddings tackle was still absolutely useless for anything other than pissing.

Glad you're making progress. I retract my tag.
The last time I talked about it it was. A big dose of viagra and a very uncomfortable cock ring helped, as I've only just now convinced her to let me use one. Without a physical aid it's still useless, moving around instantly kills my boners. Even with the ring it's trying to throw in the towel.

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Blue_Thunder
11/11/21 5:27:26 PM
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I was born with GCMN over much of my face (parts of which are/were hairy and/or bumpy) and under some parts of my scalp leading to bald spots, as well as a cyst that grew over one eye.
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xue1
11/11/21 5:47:07 PM
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Woozul
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Alteres
11/11/21 6:02:06 PM
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Bad AVN.

Had my hips replaced at 31. Doctor said I probably had 6 months until the shoulders would have to go and the surgeries would be worse. That was over three years ago, pain is real bad now.

Another doctor said he would replace my ankles as well but the AVN made the bones too soft so his only option would be to fuse them so I would walk around like I had two peg legs. They sound like cement mixers now. Oh, and about the aforementioned softness the doctor that replaced my hips said I had the bones of a 90 year old man.

Knees give out, wrists lock up, got knots down the tendon of my right hand and a bunch of other shit.

Thats just one thing too...

Best part is I look fine as my muscles are healthy and Im not badly overweight or anything. So Ive gotten shit a few times when I park in handicap spots, lots of fun.

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Lost_All_Senses
11/11/21 6:03:28 PM
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I got a lot going on, but I keep it optimistic. I don't think I'm at the bottom.

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Njolk
11/11/21 6:07:36 PM
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TC have you ever considered becoming an endurance athlete? Cycling, running, swimming etc

Ive been into endurance for 10 years and I had an ultrasound on my leg and they said my veins are 4x the size of a normal person and I'd never be a risk for clotting, and that this was common in marathon runners

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