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MabusIncarnate
11/12/21 1:47:03 AM
#201:


Smackems posted...
Oh no we're getting into math

Save me.. uh.. fart dog

https://youtu.be/Y_FOS1GvZOY
I post this video a lot on CE, it's one of my favorites.

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Pandamonic
11/12/21 1:49:02 AM
#202:


Smackems posted...
Oh no we're getting into math

Save me.. uh.. fart dog

https://youtu.be/Y_FOS1GvZOY
Only tiny math I can't handle the big mathses

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Smackems
11/12/21 1:50:53 AM
#203:


I pray that the drunkest amongst us, COUGH PANDA COUGH, slayeth the vile and tiny titted Mathses

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MabusIncarnate
11/12/21 1:51:56 AM
#204:


https://youtu.be/_0lgOkyIfMw

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Naysaspace
11/12/21 1:52:09 AM
#205:


math is my favourite nightly hobby

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MabusIncarnate
11/12/21 1:53:11 AM
#206:


Naysaspace posted...
math is my favourite nightly hobby
Can you do those real advanced Sudoku puzzles?

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Smackems
11/12/21 1:53:30 AM
#207:


Naysaspace posted...
math is my favourite nightly hobby
Mine too. I like estimating how much sleep I can get and then subtracting hours slowly through the night while I lie wide awake

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Pandamonic
11/12/21 1:55:38 AM
#208:


Smackems posted...
I pray that the drunkest amongst us, COUGH PANDA COUGH, slayeth the vile and tiny titted Mathses
Can't. Am on toilet.

MabusIncarnate posted...
https://youtu.be/_0lgOkyIfMw
Fuck that's awesome

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CanuckCowboy
11/12/21 2:23:01 AM
#209:


Lmao I love that cat

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MabusIncarnate
11/12/21 3:22:14 AM
#211:


I always look like I have meth addict hands, between all the shit I do in the yard, and wrestling with the kitties, they are always cut and scraped up.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 3:23:22 AM
#212:


US uses the Farenheit and shit but YET I took two Astronomy lab classes in college that made us use the metric system (obviously). They had to teach us how to convert that shit in college but it really should have been taught in like elementary. It's so fucking stupid really.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 3:34:18 AM
#213:


I hate to say this but i'm observant. I noticed my dad will forget things more. I'm now thinking the source of this bigger cancer is in his brain. If i'm right and it's aggressive cancer, I don't know how much longer it's going to be before it's a real problem.

Hope to fuck i'm wrong.

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Smackems
11/12/21 3:59:45 AM
#214:


You're probably wrong. You said they did imaging right? They woulda found it

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CanuckCowboy
11/12/21 11:10:44 AM
#215:


Especially with the stress hes going through. That amount of stress makes it hard to remember shit.

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JimCarrysToe
11/12/21 4:38:46 PM
#216:


^^
Youre thinking too much johnny, hes probably just stressed.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 4:46:07 PM
#217:


Yeah probably.

@MabusIncarnate FH5 has a way to gift cars but you can't fucking select who you want to gift it to. I bought a broke down piece of shit 1959 Anglia 105E that goes from 0-30 in 30 minutes that I was going to gift you but I can't. That's a pisser. I was even going to draw on it with a nasty message about Jim.

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Smackems
11/12/21 5:05:43 PM
#218:


Buried another cat today. Sister to the one that died a few weeks ago. They were both really sweet and inseparable. Rip Tippy

They have one surviving sibling that stays in the house and has taken a real liking to my grandma. Her name is Navi

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 5:07:12 PM
#219:


Damn that sucks. How many kitty's do you have?

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Smackems
11/12/21 5:16:45 PM
#220:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Damn that sucks. How many kitty's do you have?
6 outside 4 inside

Like I've said before, people drop them off here and take advantage of me because they know I take care of them. No one will take them, so it's either I take care of them outside or they starve to death. There are no shelters around me

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CanuckCowboy
11/12/21 6:09:15 PM
#221:


Rip kitty.

at least youre giving them a chance. In my experience cats love being outside too. Its suck when they get hurt or killed but Im sure they had a good life.

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Smackems
11/12/21 6:11:38 PM
#222:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Rip kitty.

at least youre giving them a chance. In my experience cats love being outside too. Its suck when they get hurt or killed but Im sure they had a good life.
Yeah. They were both about 7 years old. They were well fed and I loved on both of them all the time. I try my best for them. That's all I can do

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 6:16:42 PM
#223:


@CanuckCowboy Did you get FH5 also? If so me you and mabus could get into some fuckery online.

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Smackems
11/12/21 6:20:21 PM
#224:


I've got the capability to get it but I'm awful to play online with

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 6:25:24 PM
#225:


What do you mean awful? You hurl threatening insults at us all night?

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Smackems
11/12/21 6:26:10 PM
#226:


No, that's normal. I mean I have to get up and do shit every few minutes

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 6:29:44 PM
#227:


Smackems posted...
No, that's normal.

Yeah I was gonna say...

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Smackems
11/12/21 7:28:27 PM
#228:


Imma be honest

I hate gamepass

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 7:30:20 PM
#229:


Waaaat? Why? I pay for gold and I think I paid $10 extra a year and I get a shit ton of free games out of it.

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Smackems
11/12/21 7:31:27 PM
#230:


Because gamepass is such a good deal but I have a mental block that won't let me play the damn games unless I own them physically

Tldr I'm weird

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 7:36:12 PM
#231:


I used to have that but eventually just gave up on the whole physical thing. I'll get em when I can, but the whole digital stream/content thing is just taking over.

I should say this is basically for video games. Everything else, like movies and tv shows, I try to get blu ray.

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Smackems
11/12/21 7:38:27 PM
#232:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I used to have that but eventually just gave up on the whole physical thing. I'll get em when I can, but the whole digital stream/content thing is just taking over.

I should say this is basically for video games. Everything else, like movies and tv shows, I try to get blu ray.
This also happens to me for shows and movies, but I very rarely buy those

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 7:40:18 PM
#233:


I have a whole bookshelf with nothing but blu rays and empty beer cans. I guess to me, it feels like browsing at a Blockbuster and I can just watch all this shit whenever I want.

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Smackems
11/12/21 7:42:02 PM
#234:


I like how I have around 200 games and don't god damn wanna play any of em

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 7:44:49 PM
#235:


Yeah there is that aspect of it. You know when you go on Netflix and sit there for 30 minutes trying to find something to watch and you just give up and close it out? I do that with my Blu Rays sometimes and it pisses me off.

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Questionmarktarius
11/12/21 7:52:11 PM
#236:


All these fuckin' games, and I'm just playing some fan translation of an old Genesis game nobody remembers.
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Smackems
11/12/21 7:52:48 PM
#237:


What game

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Questionmarktarius
11/12/21 7:58:27 PM
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IfGodCouldDie
11/12/21 8:01:04 PM
#239:


Playing Anatomy Park with the fam jam tonight. It is a Rick and Morty strategy game where you place tiles and earn points for tiles and other cards and killing diseases.

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CanuckCowboy
11/12/21 8:01:14 PM
#240:


Fuck im gonna get drunk as hell tonight. Cyborg is fighting.

I love cyborg. Best lady in mma.

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Turbam
11/12/21 8:01:37 PM
#241:


I'm having a margarita tonight :V

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Smackems
11/12/21 8:09:51 PM
#242:


Im hovering a bit

Just ate a brownie

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Turbam
11/12/21 8:22:55 PM
#243:


That margarita is startin to kick in :)

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a-c-a-b
11/12/21 8:27:10 PM
#244:


Been drinking vodka since the morning.

feeling good. Gonna get pissed outta my tree.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 8:28:54 PM
#245:


Since this morning? How are you not already pissed outta your tree?

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a-c-a-b
11/12/21 8:30:39 PM
#246:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Since this morning? How are you not already pissed outta your tree?

I am. But I gotta piss somewhere, so I stay in my tree.

It's gonna suck when I fall though.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 8:32:43 PM
#247:


Put your mattress below the tree beforehand so you can fall and pass out at the same time.

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a-c-a-b
11/12/21 8:36:25 PM
#248:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Put your mattress below the tree beforehand so you can fall and pass out at the same time.

That's using the thinker.

I'm just a drunk idiot though. Hurting myself is a given.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/21 8:39:04 PM
#249:


There is a flaw in that though. If you piss outta your tree and it hits the mattress, you're passin out in a pool of piss tonight bud.

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a-c-a-b
11/12/21 8:41:44 PM
#250:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
There is a flaw in that though. If you piss outta your tree and it hits the mattress, you're passin out in a pool of piss tonight bud.

You're just not drunk enough to understand.

Get on my level.

Then you won't get it either.
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