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Smackems
11/09/21 7:44:55 PM
#51:


That's good

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JimCarrysToe
11/09/21 8:19:54 PM
#52:


So the water got turned off for a bit and i needed to pee but my mom just used the toilet and warned me she didnt flush cuz the tanks empty, so i pee in the tub instead and as soon as i go to the kitchen to get a snack mom turns the sink on and the fuckin waters back.

I got pee on my foot.

Im upset.

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Smackems
11/09/21 8:21:04 PM
#53:


Pee on the other foot for symmetry

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JimCarrysToe
11/09/21 8:25:34 PM
#54:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3QaA5kXRGM

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Smackems
11/09/21 8:27:00 PM
#55:


I hate those chicken water bowl things

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/09/21 8:44:27 PM
#56:


Godamnit Jim i'm eating here. I don't wanna hear about piss foot.

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ApherosyLove
11/09/21 8:46:54 PM
#57:


what about piss butt

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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 9:04:57 PM
#58:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3QaA5kXRGM

that rooster is something else. Also I swear Ive heard that song

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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 9:07:40 PM
#59:


You ever get so stoned you watch a 20 plus minute YouTube video and its not till the last 3 minutes you go wtf am I watching? Why am I watching this?

im also playing re2 though so I was only half paying attention.

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ApherosyLove
11/09/21 9:08:11 PM
#60:


CanuckCowboy posted...
wtf am I watching? Why am I watching this?
i dont got to be stoned to ask that

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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 9:09:19 PM
#61:


ApherosyLove posted...
i dont got to be stoned to ask that

oh yeah thats a good point. Neither do I.


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Smackems
11/09/21 9:10:23 PM
#62:


CanuckCowboy posted...
You ever get so stoned you watch a 20 plus minute YouTube video and its not till the last 3 minutes you go wtf am I watching? Why am I watching this?

im also playing re2 though so I was only half paying attention.
Yeah. A lot lol

When San Andreas came out I played it fucking stoned as a gargoyle and when I came down I was on a fucking light pole in the middle of no god damn where with no recollection of how I got on it

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BlazinBlue88
11/09/21 9:40:41 PM
#63:


JimCarrysToe posted...
So the water got turned off for a bit and i needed to pee but my mom just used the toilet and warned me she didnt flush cuz the tanks empty, so i pee in the tub instead and as soon as i go to the kitchen to get a snack mom turns the sink on and the fuckin waters back.

I got pee on my foot.

Im upset.
Why was the water turned off?

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JimCarrysToe
11/09/21 9:54:06 PM
#64:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Why was the water turned off?
Idk but apparently they turned off the wrong one. They were supposed to turn off someone elses for something.

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ApherosyLove
11/09/21 9:55:59 PM
#65:


you should celebrate your water or smtnhgh

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BlazinBlue88
11/09/21 9:56:51 PM
#66:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Idk but apparently they turned off the wrong one. They were supposed to turn off someone elses for something.
You should pee outside in celebration of the water being turned back on.

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Smackems
11/09/21 10:00:22 PM
#67:


Piss on a pretty flower. Cuz fuck that sumbitchin flower

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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 10:21:14 PM
#68:


Walter is so into hard rap right now.



Also I got a pic like ten seconds later that is hilarious but I cant post it on gfaqs.

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ApherosyLove
11/09/21 10:22:19 PM
#69:


free bobby shmurda

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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 10:33:06 PM
#70:


ApherosyLove posted...
free bobby shmurda

Walter is campaigning. I got a hilarious pic from like ten seconds later into the video but thatd be a paddlin from gfaqs.

It just walter standing in front of the song title in the flaming letters but yea...

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ApherosyLove
11/09/21 10:39:05 PM
#71:


hey can i tell you a story?

okay so when i was practice teaching for my teacher's degree i taught a funny group of grade 11's for english class.

my associate teacher was kind of a hippie so she was very progressive and just let the kids do their thing so when they said "we're doing a walkout to protest gun violence in america" my AT was like "okay cool" even though we're canadian lol.

anyways when the walkout happens, most of my students left the room but a couple stayed behind (mostly the jock kids because they were behind on the current project) and one of them was like

Kid 1: "hey whats this walk out for again?"

Kid 2: "to free bobby shmurda"

and i swear to god canuckcowboy i fucking lost it and spent the rest of the period laughing my ass off

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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 10:44:22 PM
#72:


ApherosyLove posted...
hey can i tell you a story?

okay so when i was practice teaching for my teacher's degree i taught a funny group of grade 11's for english class.

my associate teacher was kind of a hippie so she was very progressive and just let the kids do their thing so when they said "we're doing a walkout to protest gun violence in america" my AT was like "okay cool" even though we're canadian lol.

anyways when the walkout happens, most of my students left the room but a couple stayed behind (mostly the jock kids because they were behind on the current project) and one of them was like

Kid 1: "hey whats this walk out for again?"

Kid 2: "to free bobby shmurda"

and i swear to god canuckcowboy i fucking lost it and spent the rest of the period laughing my ass off

holy shit that would be one of those moments where being a teacher would be just incredible. I mean its not like a big emotional and impactful moment but I would have cracked up and not even been able to hide it.


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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 10:46:22 PM
#73:


Also my dad went to school to be a teacher and he lasted two years in the job and just became a forest fire fighter. Lol.

tbf he was way up north and teaching in a place that was essentially dangerous minds but remote northern Canada.

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ApherosyLove
11/09/21 10:47:24 PM
#74:


i live very north cananda now, do i think itll work out?

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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 10:53:40 PM
#75:


ApherosyLove posted...
i live very north cananda now, do i think itll work out?

I mean to me the idea my dad went to university to become a teacher is batshit insane and I have no idea how he thought he wanted that job or could do it. lol. Like tbf it was a tiny town and a tin school and some teacher got stabbed during my dads first year and it was probly a really hard environment, but also like.... why the fuck my dad every thought he wanted to be a teacher or should be one is fucking... wut? I love him and all but I moved out at 17 for a reason.

In conclusion yes. I think youll be good. Unless youre exactly like my dad. That wouldnt help.

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ApherosyLove
11/09/21 11:01:06 PM
#76:


i am (not) your daddy

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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 11:03:32 PM
#77:


ApherosyLove posted...
i am (not) your daddy

I mean now I am convinced you are though

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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 11:08:52 PM
#78:


Oh also I grew up in a tiny town and I love going up to the yukon and shit. If that sounded like I was trashing little towns or remote communities I wasnt at all. its just like thats even more difficult and my dad is a good dude but he was not meant to ever be a teacher. Like it just blows my mind knowing that was a thing he did.

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JimCarrysToe
11/09/21 11:12:28 PM
#79:


What made him such an awful teacher?

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Pandamonic
11/09/21 11:12:51 PM
#80:


I decided to try putting a drop of tabasco on each chip I'm eating and it's really good.

I'm contemplating opening another bag and going wild with the tabasco and then shake the fuck out of the bag.

And I'm not buying some hot-flavour kind of chips. Oh no.

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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 11:18:44 PM
#81:


JimCarrysToe posted...
What made him such an awful teacher?

that was before I was born but as his kid he did not have the patience or tolerance or... he was the most my way or the highway parent ever and just no room for discussion and he was right in all things at all times and wouldnt listen to shit. His heart was in the right place but he couldnt listen to save his life.

if he taught like he raised me it just was not an effective way to go about things. But also I was a total fucking dick and he was a single dad so again he wasnt a bad guy.


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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 11:19:59 PM
#82:


years and years later I feel like
Pandamonic posted...
I decided to try putting a drop of tabasco on each chip I'm eating and it's really good.

I'm contemplating opening another bag and going wild with the tabasco and then shake the fuck out of the bag.

And I'm not buying some hot-flavour kind of chips. Oh no.

i want some takis or something now.


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Naysaspace
11/09/21 11:22:28 PM
#83:


I had the Arriba version of spicey dill pickle

Decent flavour in an of itself. But the chip, we have some issues. Not hot at all. Arriba chips are absolutely awful with how thick they are and the lack of powder on em.

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CanuckCowboy
11/09/21 11:26:01 PM
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ApherosyLove
11/09/21 11:27:38 PM
#86:


Woozul posted...
omfg i love this

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MabusIncarnate
11/10/21 1:15:56 AM
#87:


Okay Forza, it's been a long wait.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/10/21 1:33:14 AM
#88:


Is that out?

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MabusIncarnate
11/10/21 1:35:03 AM
#89:


On Game Pass as of today. Intro sequence blew my mind, even on the X1X it looks unreal. Load times are a bit rough but the game is sick.

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Pandamonic
11/10/21 1:36:54 AM
#90:


Have fun Mabus!

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/10/21 2:16:30 AM
#91:


Oh im havin fun. Another godamn system update for the Xbox.

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Pandamonic
11/10/21 2:21:15 AM
#92:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh im havin fun. Another godamn system update for the Xbox.
I just had one 2 hours ago. They're always fun. You're just gonna have to do something else for 30 minutes Johnny!

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Pandamonic
11/10/21 2:22:21 AM
#93:


Why not build a tp fort?

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JimCarrysToe
11/10/21 2:38:25 AM
#94:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pTMye0lES0

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JimCarrysToe
11/10/21 2:54:41 AM
#95:


If you kiss her during anal youre using her as a tube to suck your own dick.

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Smackems
11/10/21 2:55:33 AM
#96:


hawt

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Pandamonic
11/10/21 3:21:37 AM
#97:


If she spits in your mouth during anal she's lubing up her strapon.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/10/21 3:46:04 AM
#98:


Son of a mother. FH5 is 110 gigs.

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Smackems
11/10/21 3:46:51 AM
#99:


That's just stupit

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MabusIncarnate
11/10/21 4:22:11 AM
#100:


Yeah its massive, it's like GTA V territory.

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