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Heartomaton
11/02/21 12:13:44 PM
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And a 100% chance that you will shit your pants.

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pogo_rabid
11/02/21 12:14:07 PM
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ngl, i was actively farting as i clicked on this topic

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Letron_James
11/02/21 12:14:37 PM
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You only shit your pants if you have shit to shit. Theoretically if you cleansed right before death you would be fine on that aspect.

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Paragon21XX
11/02/21 12:15:17 PM
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Negatory. That fate is yours to have.

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DeadBankerDream
11/02/21 12:16:32 PM
#5:


That's not really true.

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/02/21 12:17:24 PM
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i can confirm it.

in these past 5 minutes, i both died and shat myself.
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Heartomaton
11/02/21 12:18:10 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
That's not really true.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

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