Current Events > Imagine taking an overweight woman on an expensive date.

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Orlando_Jordan
11/02/21 1:25:44 AM
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And then she says "You may kiss me on the cheek." How would you honestly react?
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Turtlebread
11/02/21 1:26:17 AM
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why would anyone ever do this

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Orlando_Jordan
11/02/21 1:27:39 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
why would anyone ever do this
Some guys are down on their luck.
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_Angel_
11/02/21 1:27:44 AM
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I'd kiss her on the cheek and say "Your son @Orlando_Jordan needs a father figure in his life and I'm willing to step up"

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viewmaster_pi
11/02/21 1:28:12 AM
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and then the waiter asks what she'll have and she just says yes

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Kami_no_Kami
11/02/21 1:29:05 AM
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Every dinner date with an overweight woman is an expensive date.
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bigtiggie23
11/02/21 1:29:50 AM
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Which cheeks?
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Orlando_Jordan
11/02/21 2:01:56 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Which cheeks?
Her face cheek.
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BloodMoon7
11/02/21 2:09:21 AM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
Every dinner date with an overweight woman is an expensive date.
AHH bro!

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