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anime taught me that

And the bigger a dudes balls, the more pee is stored in them.

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Milk Boobies and Pee Balls: I love this story. Thats because its a funny, romantic and inspiring tale that teaches the value of hard work and never giving up.

When I was a little girl, I spent the majority of my summers at my grandparents house. My grandpa was the one who made all the trips to the country to find good dirt for the gardens. He even got the best of it every year and it was almost time for his harvest.

When summer ended, I was always sad to return to school and see friends on a different track, because school and all its homework seemed so boring to me.

My mom always knew when I felt like I was missing home. And whenever I did, she would say, Ill make you a homemade breakfast when you come home. She was like that to me all the time, so when she came home from work one day and said, I made you breakfast! it was the only day I felt better.

And on this particular morning, she handed me the most delicious scrambled eggs with bacon, hash browns, and home fries, topped with a slice of blueberry cake.

I felt so good, it was like she had made a wish come true. Ive loved those eggs since the first time I ever had them! They are still the best eggs Ive ever had!

And of course, Im not the only one who likes them! My mom cant get enough of them. She never wants to eat breakfast on the weekends, because those are the only mornings she makes me scrambled eggs and bacon.

I never understood why, until a few years ago. I overheard her talking with a friend, and she told her, I could eat those eggs and bacon all week! Id never been so happy for a week before! Im definitely the biggest egg fan at the Joness house.

They also have a way of reminding me that its Moms birthday, and they always send me a big batch of those eggs, and its her birthday. Theyre not kidding when they say those eggs are the best.

We like to have an egg hunt after breakfast! I love opening up all the egg cartons and finding all the little eggs! And those cartons never stay on the same shelf for very long!

Ill never forget the morning when I found a full carton of eggs, all in their carton, under the dining room table.

Theyre all in there! Every last egg! I called Mom, and told her I found them in the cupboard under the table, and she told me that was all we had! There wasnt any space anywhere, and she couldnt find any more.

It was at that point, in the early morning, I knew that this was the best birthday present she could have ever given me!

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