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TeaMilk
11/01/21 3:28:19 AM
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It honestly didn't taste off, but it was way thicker than normal milk. When we poured the rest of it down the drain it was soooo chunky :/

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viewmaster_pi
11/01/21 3:29:08 AM
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it's over

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FarmDog
11/01/21 3:32:01 AM
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You might grow udders

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MabusIncarnate
11/01/21 3:33:13 AM
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That's like 6 months old TeaMilk.

I feel like something like this wouldn't slip by a professional like you.

I have a lot to think about.

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TeaMilk
11/01/21 3:41:17 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
That's like 6 months old TeaMilk.

I feel like something like this wouldn't slip by a professional like you.

I have a lot to think about.
Im a professional software tester not a professional milk drinker....

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viewmaster_pi
11/01/21 3:41:47 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Im a professional software tester not a professional milk drinker....
CLEARLY

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MabusIncarnate
11/01/21 3:42:57 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Im a professional software tester not a professional milk drinker....
Your username is a lie

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Dingydang166
11/01/21 3:44:35 AM
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You just ate yogurt dude, no worries
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Duncanwii
11/01/21 3:45:03 AM
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FarmDog posted...
You might grow udders

Umm... no comment.
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ButteryMales
11/01/21 3:46:21 AM
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Rest in peace.
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BloodMoon7
11/01/21 3:52:12 AM
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Get on your hands and knees, I'll grab my surgeon gloves. I WILL save you.

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Gobstoppers12
11/01/21 3:54:17 AM
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Weird topic, tbh

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ApherosyLove
11/01/21 3:54:58 AM
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Tea6MonthsOldMilk

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segasaturn
11/01/21 3:58:07 AM
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I bought the flowers for your funeral.

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Machete
11/01/21 4:00:50 AM
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TeaMilk posted...

professional milk drinker....


I'm surprised no one made a skyrim joke
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ModLogic
11/01/21 4:03:25 AM
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TeaMilk
11/01/21 6:09:00 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Your username is a lie
No tea was involved in the incident

Dingydang166 posted...
You just ate yogurt dude, no worries
It wasn't tangy like yogurt, is that good or bad?

Duncanwii posted...
Umm... no comment.
You fucking.... you fucking commented though....

BloodMoon7 posted...
Get on your hands and knees, I'll grab my surgeon gloves. I WILL save you.



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treewojima
11/01/21 6:11:01 AM
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What did... How the... WHY did you have six month old milk in the fridge?
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DocileOrangeCup
11/01/21 6:14:24 AM
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treewojima posted...
What did... How the... WHY did you have six month old milk in the fridge?
It.... Wasn't in a fridge

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Alteres
11/01/21 6:19:17 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
It.... Wasn't in a fridge
Did she find one of those little to go milks somewhere?

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treewojima
11/01/21 6:28:00 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
treewojima posted...
What did... How the... WHY did you have six month old milk in the fridge?
It.... Wasn't in a fridge

I have a lot of questions right now, one of them being if it was milk somehow gathered from a six month old cow
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TeaMilk
11/01/21 12:23:11 PM
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SauI_Goodman
11/01/21 12:24:27 PM
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How did you not notice the smell

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skermac
11/01/21 12:24:30 PM
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If you arent sick now you probably wont get sick

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TeaMilk
11/01/21 12:39:20 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
How did you not notice the smell
It didn't smell or taste bad really

One time cornman ate and served me toast with rancid butter that straight up smelled like parmesan

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kingdrake2
11/01/21 12:40:56 PM
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ModLogic posted...
go to emergency they might pump your stomach


some soup vegetable skin got caught in my throat. i was close to pumping my stomach out.
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ButteryMales
11/01/21 4:08:18 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
It was this guy
Is that the no refrigeration required stuff they give school kids?
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gunplagirl
11/01/21 4:12:39 PM
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I'm gonna miss you, TC. :'( You never got to see my tummy.

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TeaMilk
11/01/21 4:14:38 PM
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ButteryMales posted...
Is that the no refrigeration required stuff they give school kids?
Its shelf stable yeah

gunplagirl posted...
I'm gonna miss you, TC. :'( You never got to see my tummy.
Im on my deathbed post tummy pics NOW

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mustachedmystic
11/01/21 5:00:24 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Im a professional software tester not a professional milk drinker....
Drink the milk, and you'll gain enough experience in the field of projectile vomiting to turn pro.

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electrochica
11/01/21 5:10:32 PM
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This makes me ill

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PatrickMahomes
11/01/21 5:11:38 PM
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Solid Snake07
11/01/21 5:12:17 PM
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That shit had to be closer to yogurt than milk

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tri sapphire
11/01/21 5:16:28 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
It.... Wasn't in a fridge
That explains why you didn't immediately gag or notice. Shelf stable milk might separate into solids and liquid after the expiration date, but takes quite a bit longer to actually spoil.

You would have definitely noticed had it been actually spoiled.

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TeaMilk
11/02/21 12:28:56 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
update?
Yesterday I ate hot cheetos and took a 3 hour nap

tri sapphire posted...
Shelf stable milk might separate into solids and liquid after the expiration date, but takes quite a bit longer to actually spoil
Hmm ok thats good to know

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Ruvan22
11/02/21 12:45:35 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
update?
More like upchuck

I'll see myself out
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Were_Wyrm
11/02/21 12:47:04 PM
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Did the part where you had to chew it not tip you off?

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