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Red_Frog
11/02/21 9:24:04 PM
#51:


I've been absorbing all the magic power and casting even more than usual.
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Monopoman
11/02/21 9:50:29 PM
#52:


agesboy posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1dL3UwfdRw

i ascribe to a different school of thought

This is adorable.
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captpackrat
11/03/21 8:46:15 AM
#53:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww

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SunWuKung420
11/03/21 8:55:04 AM
#54:


Huh?

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SomeUsername529
11/03/21 10:30:13 AM
#55:


Nao Jinguji has a really big butt for her frame.
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AwesomeTurtwig
11/04/21 7:15:30 PM
#56:


Yall didn't nut yet right?

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FrozenBananas
11/04/21 7:18:44 PM
#57:


Ive nutted maybe 3 times so far

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Zareth
11/04/21 7:19:03 PM
#58:


Been on vacation with my family since the 1st so I haven't nutted yet.
Will tonight, obviously.

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LinkPizza
11/04/21 7:39:05 PM
#59:


Just did a little while ago...
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HornedLion
11/04/21 7:44:48 PM
#60:


You mean the challenge where you dont nut for the whole month of November?

I beat it.

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LinkPizza
11/04/21 8:18:05 PM
#61:


HornedLion posted...
I beat it.

I did, too Which is why I lost
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Blightzkrieg
11/04/21 8:42:16 PM
#62:


Turt lies about NNN every fucking year and you shits let him get away with it

He is cumming every day

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AwesomeTurtwig
11/04/21 11:04:24 PM
#63:


Blightzkrieg posted...
He is cumming every day
Slander!

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Zareth
11/04/21 11:07:00 PM
#64:


The virgin no nut versus the chad coomer

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AwesomeTurtwig
11/05/21 2:21:26 PM
#65:


Zareth posted...
The virgin no nut versus the chad coomer
You have it backwards!

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Decoy77
11/05/21 3:29:14 PM
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So I've always wondered does actual sex break the NNN rules? Or is it just masturbating that does it?

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LinkPizza
11/05/21 3:50:25 PM
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Decoy77 posted...
So I've always wondered does actual sex break the NNN rules? Or is it just masturbating that does it?

Different people have different rules, apparently

Like some say no masturbation, but sex is fine. But its nutting in sex, so many say no sex. Some say wet dreams are ok, but others say its a nut and it counts as a loss. I heard official rules say youre allowed one, though
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Kanatteru
11/05/21 4:59:27 PM
#68:


LinkPizza posted...
I heard official rules say youre allowed one, though

ah yes, official rules, handed down by the International Council of Nutting

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LinkPizza
11/05/21 5:00:59 PM
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Kanatteru posted...
ah yes, official rules, handed down by the International Council of Nutting

Somebody on Reddit apparent saw them
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Kanatteru
11/05/21 5:25:39 PM
#70:


my point remains essentially unchanged

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SilentSeph
11/05/21 5:28:26 PM
#71:


I'm out as of today but I lasted a really long time imo

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LinkPizza
11/05/21 5:38:39 PM
#72:


Kanatteru posted...
my point remains essentially unchanged

Idk I assume whoever created it also created rules
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captpackrat
11/05/21 6:59:40 PM
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Notschmendrake
11/05/21 7:55:58 PM
#74:


I'm just supposed to go without banging or flicking my bean for a month because November starts with the letter N?

Fuck off with all that.
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BEERandWEED
11/05/21 9:19:29 PM
#75:


Every night, some random lady tries to steal my seed.

When I ask if they want to mother my children, they run.

Weak people.
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Ogurisama
11/06/21 11:51:25 AM
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LinkPizza
11/06/21 11:52:42 AM
#77:


Technically, Im like that, too But on purpose
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Soup_or_Science
11/06/21 12:00:28 PM
#78:


Wasn't my fault, I was asleep

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LinkPizza
11/06/21 12:11:12 PM
#79:


Soup_or_Science posted...
Wasn't my fault, I was asleep

Technically, you get one a month
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Soup_or_Science
11/06/21 12:12:11 PM
#80:


LinkPizza posted...
Technically, you get one a month
Do what? ;>_> Does this mean I'm on my last shot?

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LinkPizza
11/06/21 12:21:30 PM
#81:


Soup_or_Science posted...
Does this mean I'm on my last shot?

Technically, if you shoot anymore, youll lose
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Soup_or_Science
11/06/21 1:07:10 PM
#82:


I've never heard of this one-nut exemption

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LinkPizza
11/06/21 2:11:03 PM
#83:


Soup_or_Science posted...
I've never heard of this one-nut exemption

Apparently, its on the official rules. At least, thats what I heard
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Soup_or_Science
11/06/21 2:28:48 PM
#84:


it's half my responsibility

I can't be the only one that goes to porn sites ... in my dreams

It was already going to happen, though

But how annoying it is to wake up in the middle of the morning and instantly just have to grip yourself as tight as necessary and run to the bathroom mid-ejaculate

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AwesomeTurtwig
11/06/21 2:29:11 PM
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Soup_or_Science posted...
Wasn't my fault, I was asleep
In your sleep is acceptable as you did not willingly nut

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Soup_or_Science
11/06/21 2:29:56 PM
#86:


AwesomeTurtwig posted...
In your sleep is acceptable as you did not willingly nut
Sounds like an exploitable loophole >_>

That's how I used to consider it

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AwesomeTurtwig
11/06/21 4:00:32 PM
#87:


Soup_or_Science posted...
Sounds like an exploitable loophole >_>

That's how I used to consider it
But you can't control it, so how can you exploit it?

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LinkPizza
11/06/21 4:06:38 PM
#88:


AwesomeTurtwig posted...
But you can't control it, so how can you exploit it?

Its not exploitable. But it would definitely be unfair. Which is why:

https://i.imgur.com/qdeom5j.jpg
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ReturnOfFa
11/06/21 4:32:38 PM
#89:


lmfao WANK GANG

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Person106
11/06/21 6:19:44 PM
#90:


Fun fact: My first wet dream, which I had when I was 11 or 12, involved a mermaid in a well... I've still never had sex in a dream despite having many, many wet dreams.

AwesomeTurtwig posted...
In your sleep is acceptable as you did not willingly nut

That's what I would think.
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LinkPizza
11/06/21 6:38:06 PM
#91:


Person106 posted...
I've still never had sex in a dream

I think I've been close to sex in a dream before, but never actually did the deed there...
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AwesomeTurtwig
11/12/21 8:59:56 PM
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chelsea_wtf
11/13/21 12:44:37 AM
#93:


I've been kicked out of no nut November for the use of performance enhancing drugs

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