Poll of the Day > There's Someone Inside Your House is the worst slasher movie I've ever seen.

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First of all, fuck this movie. Second of all, never ever ever write all your characters to be unlikable people. This seems to be a trap that a lot of slasher movies fall into, I guess because people think you'll like their movie more if you have all the "bad" people die. But no, that's not reality. Because the end result isn't that I like when bad characters die, it's I don't care when bad characters die. If they weren't bringing anything to the movie to make me care about them, why on earth would I care when they die. The movie isn't scary. It's boring. At 90 minutes long, it felt like it had a runtime of 4 hours. And if you're going to bring politics into your shitty teen drama slasher movie, fine, but at least think about how you handle it. Every white character being both stupid and a nazi(this is not hyperbole btw. there are characters that are actual nazis in this movie. I'm not kidding.) is not good writing or clever commentary. But also, the killer murdering nazis didn't make any sense at all. He had no motivation to do that. There was no backstory at all. Nothing to explain why he was killing people he agrees with. They did nothing with that. Literally the only person he wanted to kill doesn't die until the very end of the movie. For no reason.

This movie was bad, it was boring, it didn't make any sense, I had no investment in any character or anything that happened. I didn't like it.

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