Current Events > Like, what if all your blood drains from the hole caused by the vaccine needle

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I'm just asking questions here

That almost happened to me with my first covid shot. I bled through the little bandage they used.

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I boofed my vaccine

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You'd probably die, but at least you won't get corona

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That's how you know it's working-- gotta let all the evil covid blood out & let the vaccine make new super blood!

totally happened to me, the doktors poured the blood back in no time

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Thats a good opportunity to replace your blood with worm blood and increase your oxygen capacity by a few factors
also, human blood interferes with your 5g reception and makes it difficult for bill gates to track you, so this is nescessary

this is where platelet cells come in to patch your wound.

You'd have to have a serious case of hemophilia and or diabetes, and it's not gonna drain from one tiny whole in your arm either. That would take forever.

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Don't be stupid, that's only happened like twice

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Seems like that would take a long enough amount of time to at least begin some sort of remedial action.

That's why our shirts have sleeves. They block off the blood flow from needle holes. You can get away with taking your shirt off overnight or in the shower because the blood gets discouraged from being blocked off all day and doesn't bother looking to see if it's open out there, but if you go sleeveless too often you'll start bleeding out and then you need to really keep those sleeves on because the blood will need a good month or so before it gets discouraged again.

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They got some more alien blood in the back ready to pump into you if that happens

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Arcanine2009 posted...

this is where platelet cells come in to patch your wound.

You'd have to have a serious case of hemophilia and or diabetes, and it's not gonna drain from one tiny whole in your arm either. That would take forever.

Come on man, don't post ridiculous things like this. Making up words too. Wtf is a platelet?

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Arcanine2009 posted...

this is where platelet cells come in to patch your wound.

You'd have to have a serious case of hemophilia and or diabetes, and it's not gonna drain from one tiny whole in your arm either. That would take forever.

That's just what it wants you to think. Get the vaccine, leave the hole because they told you it wasn't a big deal, and then bam! Sixteen weeks later it's all gone and you don't know where it went
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that's why they inject it into a muscle not a vein

the only people who have ever died from the vaccine had all their blood drained out

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thronedfire2 posted...

that's why they inject it into a muscle not a vein

true. i would much rather roll my foot in a ditch instead of a shot.

but i gotta do it for myself and the community when December comes around.
maybe the moderna/pfizer needle isn't so bad.
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Come on man, don't post ridiculous things like this. Making up words too. Wtf is a platelet?

According to this anime I saw, they are these tiny little kids that close up wounds.

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That's impossible, you think the super smart people who made the vaccine did not account for that? Those microchips are not cheap, they have a back up to prevent them from just popping out of the hole because you start bleeding out.

TC, has the best gimmick, no contest, FUCK catboy or whoever

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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Come on man, don't post ridiculous things like this. Making up words too. Wtf is a platelet?

Oh, for Christ's sake. You seriously didn't know you had little plates and saucers in your bloodstream? It's why it's dangerous for hemophiliacs to stand too near a dishwasher, or something.

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Guide posted...

TC, has the best gimmick, no contest, FUCK catboy or whoever

Yeah, PSXer is pretty rad.

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Guide posted...

TC, has the best gimmick, no contest, FUCK catboy or whoever

Only WWE Prop tops him, but they dont come round these parts anymore so give the crown to CI, tbh

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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Come on man, don't post ridiculous things like this. Making up words too. Wtf is a platelet?

Platelet cells dude. They are responsible for closing wounds. Cell Biology 101.

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You died of COVID so the Walgreens can get extra funding.
/S

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Check the credentials of the person giving you the shot.

They might be a vampire!

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Arcanine2009 posted...

Platelet cells dude. They are responsible for closing wounds. Cell Biology 101.

Yeah, but half the stuff they teach you in 101 is oversimplified to the point of being wrong, so I don't trust it.