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emmo
10/21/21 1:43:51 AM
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Maybe FB will rename itself Assbook and rebrand itself as the anti-social media, or at least provide a space for something like that in it's superamazinglyprofoundlytechynamingschemebruh-metaverse.

Think about it: dislikes, hates, maniacal laughter, slaps, mehs, inappropriate cheer, and massive guilty pleasure emoticons plastered to a ton of sarcastic shitposting. After a bit of time on Assbook, you can go about your day and feel content having got all that bullshit out of your system. Hooray!

Well, a man can dream.

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TotallyNotAGirl
10/21/21 1:46:56 AM
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The only people that still use facebook are pre-internet generational people.

Their core userbase is going to be very upset when the Login page is just a little different.

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Questionmarktarius
10/21/21 1:51:33 AM
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Grandma's Cupboard
Everyone who got in when it was still The Facebook is probably getting close to grandparenthood anyway.
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emmo
10/21/21 2:09:22 AM
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TotallyNotAGirl posted...
The only people that still use facebook are pre-internet generational people.
Hey now, I identify as a co-internet generational, thanks.

TotallyNotAGirl posted...
Their core userbase is going to be very upset when the Login page is just a little different.
Fair.

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emmo
10/21/21 2:13:42 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Grandma's Cupboard
Everyone who got in when it was still The Facebook is probably getting close to grandparenthood anyway.
Bruh, I'm under 40 and I was there for the college e-mail days, haha.

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Questionmarktarius
10/21/21 2:14:58 AM
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TotallyNotAGirl posted...
The only people that still use facebook are pre-internet generational people.
I was there when the www internet began, in 1993 or so.
Still wanted nothing to do with The Facebook.
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008Zulu
10/21/21 2:16:30 AM
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New coat of paint on a pile of shit, is still a pile of shit.

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