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The Sock 10/21/21 12:00:27 AM #1:	https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tries-rob-waffle-house-finger-guns-nabs-napkins-his-exit-1640595 *Florida Man Tries to Rob Waffle House With Finger Guns, Nabs Napkins in His Exit* A Florida man has been arrested after attempting to rob a local Waffle House with finger guns and stealing napkins from the local restaurant. On Tuesday, the Madison County Sheriff's Office said that 28-year-old Eward Wiliam Rodriguez of Madison, Florida is facing charges for unarmed robbery and assault after trying to rob the restaurant while under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Witnesses at the restaurant told Madison County deputies that Rodriguez walked into the Waffle House with a small dog, gestured his hands into finger guns and yelled out, "get on the ground, y'all are getting robbed!" Rodriguez then grabbed a handful of napkins and fled the scene. Shortly afterward, Madison County deputies caught up with Rodriguez at home where he confessed to robbing the restaurant of its napkins, according to the Madison County Sheriff's Office. Yes, this is another Florida story. Also, he was so high he probably thought the napkins were dollar bills. --- Sit-up champion of the 27th century. #BlackLivesMatter <cite>The Sock posted [p:959240920] in You know y... [t:79721043]...</cite> <quote>https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tries-rob-waffle-house-finger-guns-nabs-napkins-his-exit-1640595 Florida Man Tries to Rob Waffle House With Finger Guns, Nabs Napkins in His Exit A Florida man has been arrested after attempting to rob a local Waffle House with finger guns and stealing napkins from the local restaurant. On Tuesday, the Madison County Sheriff's Office said that 28-year-old Eward Wiliam Rodriguez of Madison, Florida is facing charges for unarmed robbery and assault after trying to rob the restaurant while under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Witnesses at the restaurant told Madison County deputies that Rodriguez walked into the Waffle House with a small dog, gestured his hands into finger guns and yelled out, "get on the ground, y'all are getting robbed!" Rodriguez then grabbed a handful of napkins and fled the scene. Shortly afterward, Madison County deputies caught up with Rodriguez at home where he confessed to robbing the restaurant of its napkins, according to the Madison County Sheriff's Office. Yes, this is another Florida story. Also, he was so high he probably thought the napkins were dollar bills. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 10/21/21 12:02:58 AM #2:	I wonder what he needed those napkins for --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:959240975] in You know y... [t:79721043]...</cite> <quote>I wonder what he needed those napkins for </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 10/21/21 12:04:32 AM #3:	Wtf Why was he arrested? Technically all he did was take napkins. Which are fucking free Pointing fingers at someone doesn't count as assault. The guy sounds nuts. And cops are taking advantage of him <cite>Zikten posted [p:959241002] in You know y... [t:79721043]...</cite> <quote>Wtf Why was he arrested? Technically all he did was take napkins. Which are fucking free Pointing fingers at someone doesn't count as assault. The guy sounds nuts. And cops are taking advantage of him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/21/21 12:05:39 AM #4:	this is why we never should have closed all the loony bins. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959241025] in You know y... [t:79721043]...</cite> <quote>this is why we never should have closed all the loony bins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 10/21/21 12:09:36 AM #5:	Zikten posted... Wtf Why was he arrested? Technically all he did was take napkins. Which are fucking free Pointing fingers at someone doesn't count as assault. The guy sounds nuts. And cops are taking advantage of him Im assuming that he stole some large quantity of napkins. Like a whole napkin thing? Plus the store had no way of knowing he didn't have a gun. No matter how ridiculous it is they have to take it seriously. Unqrmed robbery is a thing. It just usually involves more voilence. He'll probably get plead down to a lot less. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:959241101] in You know y... [t:79721043]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>Wtf Why was he arrested? Technically all he did was take napkins. Which are fucking free Pointing fingers at someone doesn't count as assault. The guy sounds nuts. And cops are taking advantage of him</quote> Im assuming that he stole some large quantity of napkins. Like a whole napkin thing? Plus the store had no way of knowing he didn't have a gun. No matter how ridiculous it is they have to take it seriously. Unqrmed robbery is a thing. It just usually involves more voilence. He'll probably get plead down to a lot less. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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