Current Events > My computer at work has been broken for two days now.

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Compsognathus 10/19/21 8:10:09 PM #1:	They have been paying me money to literally do no work at all. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:959202132] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>They have been paying me money to literally do no work at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 10/19/21 8:11:00 PM #2:	Nice --- I'm Veggeta X's alt <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:959202157] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ledbowman 10/19/21 8:11:54 PM #3:	so the opposite of what you do here --- pisces <cite>ledbowman posted [p:959202174] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>so the opposite of what you do here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 10/19/21 8:34:37 PM #4:	livin' the dream --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:959202865] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>livin' the dream </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 10/19/21 8:41:11 PM #5:	Das da dream m8 --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:959203061] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Das da dream m8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 10/19/21 8:41:51 PM #6:	Probably should make your new job to fix it and when you can't fire you. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:959203082] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Probably should make your new job to fix it and when you can't fire you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 10/19/21 10:04:51 PM #7:	It is actually extremely boring. Getting a lot of reading in though. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:959205452] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>It is actually extremely boring. Getting a lot of reading in though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GMAK2442 10/19/21 10:20:01 PM #8:	I don't think this is good for your company. --- For The Universe!!! <cite>GMAK2442 posted [p:959205789] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>I don't think this is good for your company. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 10:21:02 PM #9:	Don't you have an IT department? I'll head over there for $300k/year to start. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959205819] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Don't you have an IT department? I'll head over there for $300k/year to start. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_ 10/19/21 10:23:11 PM #10:	Compsognathus posted... They have been paying me money to literally do no work at all. Great IT dept <cite>What_ posted [p:959205861] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Compsognathus posted... </cite> <quote>They have been paying me money to literally do no work at all.</quote>Great IT dept </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 10/19/21 10:34:55 PM #11:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Don't you have an IT department? I'll head over there for $300k/year to start. They do, but the company underwent a massive data migration this weekend. I'm a relatively new employee without any key responsibilities at the moment, so I'm just a low priority for any of the post migration hiccups. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:959206154] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Don't you have an IT department? I'll head over there for $300k/year to start.</quote>They do, but the company underwent a massive data migration this weekend. I'm a relatively new employee without any key responsibilities at the moment, so I'm just a low priority for any of the post migration hiccups. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 10/20/21 1:59:46 AM #12:	Do you work with me <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:959210448] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Do you work with me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowplay 10/20/21 2:04:58 PM #13:	Aren't you a manager at an accounting firm? --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob <cite>Shadowplay posted [p:959223647] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Aren't you a manager at an accounting firm? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 10/20/21 2:41:16 PM #14:	Shadowplay posted... Aren't you a manager at an accounting firm? Nah, haven't been for awhile now. I just started as a controller of a subsidiary of a Fortune 250 company. Which is why I'm still very much low-priority to get fixed as I really don't have any established duties currently. They are handling IT issues that are more operationally critical first. And I'm just here collecting cash to do literally nothing. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:959224850] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Shadowplay posted... </cite> <quote>Aren't you a manager at an accounting firm?</quote>Nah, haven't been for awhile now. I just started as a controller of a subsidiary of a Fortune 250 company. Which is why I'm still very much low-priority to get fixed as I really don't have any established duties currently. They are handling IT issues that are more operationally critical first. And I'm just here collecting cash to do literally nothing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 10/20/21 2:42:34 PM #15:	Does your manager know and are they cool with it? --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:959224900] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Does your manager know and are they cool with it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 10/20/21 2:43:58 PM #16:	So you just sit and do nothing? That's so dumb. How can there not be any extra computers? Even though that sounds nice, part of me would hate it. When things are really slow at work I find it kind of excruciating. You can't truly kick back because you're still at work, but then there's nothing to pass the time. I like a balance of some work and some down time. --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:959224955] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>So you just sit and do nothing? That's so dumb. How can there not be any extra computers? Even though that sounds nice, part of me would hate it. When things are really slow at work I find it kind of excruciating. You can't truly kick back because you're still at work, but then there's nothing to pass the time. I like a balance of some work and some down time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 10/20/21 2:47:24 PM #17:	<cite>Cocytus posted [p:959225077] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rexdragon125 10/20/21 2:50:02 PM #18:	Then here's a fun read https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/ <cite>Rexdragon125 posted [p:959225171] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Then here's a fun read https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 10/20/21 2:58:55 PM #19:	3PiesAndAFork posted... Does your manager know and are they cool with it? Yup, the director of finance is completely aware as is my accounting team. C_Pain posted... So you just sit and do nothing? That's so dumb. How can there not be any extra computers? Even though that sounds nice, part of me would hate it. When things are really slow at work I find it kind of excruciating. You can't truly kick back because you're still at work, but then there's nothing to pass the time. I like a balance of some work and some down time. It's a log-in issue not a computer issue. Any computer I would get on would have issues because for whatever reason my user log-in isn't working. Since all my work is permission and access based they can't just give me a generic log-in on a random computer. And it is extremely boring. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:959225457] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>3PiesAndAFork posted... </cite> <quote>Does your manager know and are they cool with it?</quote>Yup, the director of finance is completely aware as is my accounting team. C_Pain posted... </cite> <quote>So you just sit and do nothing? That's so dumb. How can there not be any extra computers? Even though that sounds nice, part of me would hate it. When things are really slow at work I find it kind of excruciating. You can't truly kick back because you're still at work, but then there's nothing to pass the time. I like a balance of some work and some down time.</quote> It's a log-in issue not a computer issue. Any computer I would get on would have issues because for whatever reason my user log-in isn't working. Since all my work is permission and access based they can't just give me a generic log-in on a random computer. And it is extremely boring. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 10/20/21 3:03:52 PM #20:	Compsognathus posted... Yup, the director of finance is completely aware as is my accounting team. It's a log-in issue not a computer issue. Any computer I would get on would have issues because for whatever reason my user log-in isn't working. Since all my work is permission and access based they can't just give me a generic log-in on a random computer. And it is extremely boring. Oh I see. I would think that would be a quick fix. Is it really taking IT 2 days to do it? --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:959225615] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Compsognathus posted... </cite> <quote>Yup, the director of finance is completely aware as is my accounting team. It's a log-in issue not a computer issue. Any computer I would get on would have issues because for whatever reason my user log-in isn't working. Since all my work is permission and access based they can't just give me a generic log-in on a random computer. And it is extremely boring.</quote>Oh I see. I would think that would be a quick fix. Is it really taking IT 2 days to do it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 10/20/21 3:28:51 PM #21:	C_Pain posted... Oh I see. I would think that would be a quick fix. Is it really taking IT 2 days to do it? Almost three now. It has been escalated to another level of IT. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:959226357] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>C_Pain posted... </cite> <quote>Oh I see. I would think that would be a quick fix. Is it really taking IT 2 days to do it?</quote>Almost three now. It has been escalated to another level of IT. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
davyheinz 10/20/21 3:30:33 PM #22:	Compsognathus posted... Almost three now. It has been escalated to another level of IT. Escalation? Maybe tomorrow then. --- Slippi: AVRI#295 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198051768876/ <cite>davyheinz posted [p:959226410] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Compsognathus posted... </cite> <quote>Almost three now. It has been escalated to another level of IT.</quote>Escalation? Maybe tomorrow then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 10/20/21 3:31:14 PM #23:	i do IT at this school. the vice principal came to me saying he couldn't sign into his laptop. i said bring me the laptop and i can get you back in that was a month ago. i dunno where this dude is. eh. if he dont care, i dont care. --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:959226432] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>i do IT at this school. the vice principal came to me saying he couldn't sign into his laptop. i said bring me the laptop and i can get you back in that was a month ago. i dunno where this dude is. eh. if he dont care, i dont care. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 10/20/21 3:33:27 PM #24:	Nice. I have to retake all my corporate training online so Ive just been watching Netflix on my phone. Computer might as well be broken. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:959226506] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Nice. I have to retake all my corporate training online so Ive just been watching Netflix on my phone. Computer might as well be broken. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 10/20/21 3:46:10 PM #25:	Compsognathus posted... Almost three now. It has been escalated to another level of IT. I'll get on that tomorrow <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:959226913] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Compsognathus posted...</cite> <quote> Almost three now. It has been escalated to another level of IT. </quote> I'll get on that tomorrow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 10/20/21 3:46:39 PM #26:	Compsognathus posted... They have been paying me money to literally do no work at all. Ill take this job thank you --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:959226927] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Compsognathus posted... </cite> <quote>They have been paying me money to literally do no work at all.</quote>Ill take this job thank you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 10/21/21 10:34:29 AM #27:	It is now day 4. Still no computer. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:959249911] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>It is now day 4. Still no computer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 10/21/21 10:35:17 AM #28:	clean the bathrooms. show some initiative. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:959249935] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>clean the bathrooms. show some initiative. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 10/21/21 10:37:50 AM #29:	BuckVanHammer posted... clean the bathrooms. show some initiative. I have completely dusted and cleaned my office. The windows were really rough. I might go out and buy some plants to set in the windows today. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:959249994] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>BuckVanHammer posted... </cite> <quote>clean the bathrooms. show some initiative.</quote>I have completely dusted and cleaned my office. The windows were really rough. I might go out and buy some plants to set in the windows today. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 10/23/21 6:40:20 AM #30:	Rexdragon125 posted... Then here's a fun read https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee Thank you, needed that. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:959308807] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Rexdragon125 posted... </cite> <quote>Then here's a fun read https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee</quote> Thank you, needed that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 10/23/21 10:58:37 AM #31:	Rexdragon125 posted... Then here's a fun read https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/ I started coming in later, wearing blue jeans on Mondays, testing my limits. I take 25 cigarette breaks a day, come back into my air conditioned office, dim the lights, and browse the internet in a half-comatose state until I determine that it is time to pack up for the day. Old copies of Baseball Weekly adorn the mohogany desk, and reams of paper lie in and around the unattended trash bin, each covered with random drawings of stick figures and jet fighters. I often roam the hallways with a piece of paper and a mug of coffee, exchanging pleasantries and talking about the weather and equally mindless topics with my co-workers. I go to meetings, and other managers gaze with reverence at my presence - I am never invited, but to those who know not what I do, I am respected and welcomed. Sadly this person will have terminal cancer within the next two years. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:959312297] in My compute... [t:79719140]...</cite> <quote>Rexdragon125 posted... </cite> <quote>Then here's a fun read https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/</quote> <quote>I started coming in later, wearing blue jeans on Mondays, testing my limits. I take 25 cigarette breaks a day, come back into my air conditioned office, dim the lights, and browse the internet in a half-comatose state until I determine that it is time to pack up for the day. Old copies of Baseball Weekly adorn the mohogany desk, and reams of paper lie in and around the unattended trash bin, each covered with random drawings of stick figures and jet fighters. I often roam the hallways with a piece of paper and a mug of coffee, exchanging pleasantries and talking about the weather and equally mindless topics with my co-workers. I go to meetings, and other managers gaze with reverence at my presence - I am never invited, but to those who know not what I do, I am respected and welcomed.</quote>Sadly this person will have terminal cancer within the next two years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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