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The Sock
10/19/21 12:39:45 PM
#1:


you?

What would you do?

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LeperMessiahXX
10/19/21 12:40:45 PM
#2:


Get in a car and drive far away.

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TULPAMANCER
10/19/21 12:44:11 PM
#3:


Run. Don't stop. Don't split up.
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gna647
10/19/21 12:45:27 PM
#4:


Shit ton of guns.

literally group together and just keep shooting him round after round

5.56s, .44mag, hit him with everything.

and once hes down gasoline and fire for good measure.

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DeathDeathSong
10/19/21 1:07:06 PM
#5:


ive never seen halloween, is he one of those slasher guys where bullets wont stop him?

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TULPAMANCER
10/19/21 1:51:23 PM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
ive never seen halloween, is he one of those slasher guys where bullets wont stop him?

Yes. He's been shot, stabbed, set ablaze, etc.
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s0nicfan
10/19/21 1:55:59 PM
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Given time to prepare?

Tiger trap pit that he just walks over because he's mindless. Now that he's too deep to climb out and also impaled on spikes, I pour in the wet cement until he's about chest deep. Once that dries, I pour in some gas and set him on fire, ideally repeatedly until he's down to the bone. Then I find some means of separating his head from his body and dump that deep in the ocean. Then I fill in the rest of the hole.

If he wants to act like a supernatural entity, he's getting the freddy/chucky treatment.

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Kanaya413
10/19/21 1:56:13 PM
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I would die
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Pepys Monster
10/19/21 2:05:26 PM
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The main thing to do is to stay out of reach of him. He has super strength, and once he grabs you, or stabs you, it's over. My strategy would be to find some kerosene or gasoline, shoot him with my AR-15 until he goes down, douse him in kerosene, leave a trail moving away from him so he can't grab me, and then light it. He seems to be weak against fire, although even that can't seem to put him away for good.

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