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sLaCkEr408___RJ
10/19/21 2:58:40 AM
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Rate your survivability



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Irony
10/19/21 2:59:27 AM
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Not good, I just laid down and my back hurts.

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Chicken
10/19/21 3:00:21 AM
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hope he'll let me finish jerking before taking my arms off

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bknight
10/19/21 3:04:30 AM
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I can reach a gun under 10 seconds from anywhere in my house, cause USA baby, chances are good.
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Rharyx211
10/19/21 3:05:11 AM
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Irony posted...
Not good, I just laid down and my stomach hurts.

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BloodMoon7
10/19/21 3:06:41 AM
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Why would I look out the window? He can climb in if he wants, I ain't getting up.

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Chicken
10/19/21 3:06:45 AM
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bknight posted...
I can reach a gun under 10 seconds from anywhere in my house, cause USA baby, chances are good.
doesnt he get shot to hell in like every single movie?

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Zikten
10/19/21 3:06:54 AM
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I'm dead
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bknight
10/19/21 3:09:05 AM
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Chicken posted...
doesnt he get shot to hell in like every single movie?
but this is real life, and it's just some punk in a mask standing outside my window, he would pee his pant as soon as I run outside in my underwear with my tactical flashlight and my 9mm
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ApherosyLove
10/19/21 3:11:41 AM
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"Shit..There's a draft, shut the door bitch and come on in!"

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Zikten
10/19/21 3:12:28 AM
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bknight posted...

but this is real life, and it's just some punk in a mask standing outside my window, he would pee his pant as soon as I run outside in my underwear with my tactical flashlight and my 9mm

Michael doesn't even have a concept of fear.
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JetJenkins
10/19/21 12:52:07 PM
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Shoot him in the head..

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/19/21 1:01:50 PM
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Stare at him and hope he comes in so I can test all my guns on him, seeing how many rounds to the balls, dick, and head he can take.

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TheRadiant
10/19/21 1:04:48 PM
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Is it regular guy Michael Myers or supernatural Michael Myers?

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SoggyBottomBoy
10/19/21 1:07:15 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
Is it regular guy Michael Myers or supernatural Michael Myers?
All versions of Michael are supernatural.

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TheLiarParadox
10/19/21 1:10:35 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
Is it regular guy Michael Myers or supernatural Michael Myers?
yes

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