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trickMms
10/18/21 10:08:31 PM
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The building is burning. You have your own kid in one arm, and only have space in your other arm for your dog or someone else's toddler. Building collapses before you can run back in.


For the purposes of this scenario, the dog passed out from the smoke and cannot run out beside you.

For the purposes of this scenario, the parents of the toddler have passed out from the smoke.

For the purposes of this scenario, there are no other loopholes or situations that somehow allow you to miraculously save both.

What do you choose?

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TheRadiant
10/18/21 10:09:49 PM
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I toss the TC into the fire

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Master Kazuya
10/18/21 10:10:58 PM
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I haven't owned a dog, but I think I would feel guilty seeing my dog every day knowing that it ruined another family's life.

People get over pets, it's way harder to get over a toddler.

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RetsuZaiZen
10/18/21 10:11:01 PM
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Oh God, so my dog dies or I save a kid and he becomes an orphan. Great.

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NeoShadowhen
10/18/21 10:11:17 PM
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Why is this such a recurrent topic? Is it to ogle the people who chose their dog and make everyone else all pissy and bummed out?

Id choose the toddler of course. And I like my dog better than anyone who chooses their dog likes their dog.

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Trumble
10/18/21 10:12:03 PM
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trickMms posted...
For the purposes of this scenario, there are no other loopholes or situations that somehow allow you to miraculously save both.

Is there a loophole or other situation that somehow allows me to save neither?

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Duncanwii
10/18/21 10:12:41 PM
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Wait, my own toddler is already being saved? I definitely go after my Nintendo Switch then instead.
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UnholyMudcrab
10/18/21 10:12:55 PM
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Nukazie
10/18/21 10:13:50 PM
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again with this lol

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Looked gf
10/18/21 10:14:17 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
I toss the TC into the fire


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BloodMoon7
10/18/21 10:14:39 PM
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Neither. Better chances of survival.

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10/18/21 10:15:35 PM
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Lairen
10/18/21 10:18:17 PM
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My dogs a pitbull that ate both my child and the other child and all other children in the building. So i save him and then he eats me.

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Vicious_Dios
10/18/21 10:18:48 PM
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Other kid. Easily.

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pauIie
10/18/21 10:19:00 PM
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Kanaya413
10/18/21 10:21:21 PM
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I dont have a kid or a dog
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rexcrk
10/18/21 10:44:00 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Why is this such a recurrent topic? Is it to ogle the people who chose their dog and make everyone else all pissy and bummed out?

Yep

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lilORANG
10/18/21 10:46:08 PM
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Is the dog a pitbull and the toddler a landlord?
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Ilishe
10/18/21 10:47:02 PM
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I save the child and it doesn't surprise me this is the less popular option on fucking CE

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Guerrilla Soldier
10/18/21 10:53:56 PM
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i already have my own kid in my arm? i wrap both arms around them and make sure they're safe and get us both out safely.

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BilalPowell
10/18/21 10:54:39 PM
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Is my dog a pitbull? If not I save the dog.

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Payzmaykr
10/18/21 10:56:29 PM
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I save my dog. We are overpopulated and people are generally shit nowadays.

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garan
10/18/21 11:16:33 PM
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I grab both the toddler & the dog to make sure neither can escape. And then we all burn.

WE ALL BURN!!!
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