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nothanks1 10/18/21 5:01:07 PM #1:	>I see you have 6 years of being a sysadmin so we have an excellent opportunity for you as a level 1 help desk. You will need basic computer troubleshooting skills and basic Microsoft Office skills. Bitch I just fucking spent a fucking summer upgrading a fucking network for an entire school. >we can offer you less money and on call and you'll be the personal bitch of our clients gotta love recruiters. <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:959163317] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>>I see you have 6 years of being a sysadmin so we have an excellent opportunity for you as a level 1 help desk. You will need basic computer troubleshooting skills and basic Microsoft Office skills. Bitch I just fucking spent a fucking summer upgrading a fucking network for an entire school. >we can offer you less money and on call and you'll be the personal bitch of our clients gotta love recruiters.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 10/18/21 5:03:19 PM #3:	You have these imaginary conversations with yourself a lot, don't you? --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:959163379] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>You have these imaginary conversations with yourself a lot, don't you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 10/18/21 5:03:24 PM #4:	yes that is my question do they like not brain use <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:959163381] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>yes that is my question do they like not brain use</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 10/18/21 5:04:19 PM #5:	Gobstoppers12 posted... You have these imaginary conversations with yourself a lot, don't you? I honestly wish these stupid fucks were fake like it's fucking hilarious oh and btw the shift work is between 6am and 8pm sunday-saturday so you need to be prepared to cover as needed <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:959163405] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted...</cite> <quote>You have these imaginary conversations with yourself a lot, don't you? </quote> I honestly wish these stupid fucks were fake like it's fucking hilarious oh and btw the shift work is between 6am and 8pm sunday-saturday so you need to be prepared to cover as needed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 10/18/21 5:08:30 PM #6:	They use email templates. Once a friend got an email from a recruiter like "Hi <Candidate name>, after we reviewed you resume we think you are a great fit! Yada yada" Where the email actually said candidate name and not their actual name --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:959163510] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>They use email templates. Once a friend got an email from a recruiter like "Hi <Candidate name>, after we reviewed you resume we think you are a great fit! Yada yada" Where the email actually said candidate name and not their actual name </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 10/18/21 5:09:42 PM #7:	ce do recruiters like not... brain use? Is this title meant to be absolute irony? --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:959163553] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote><quote>ce do recruiters like not... brain use?</quote>Is this title meant to be absolute irony? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Time 10/18/21 5:09:46 PM #8:	They're always just trying to cast a large net and see what candidates bite, it's a numbers game. --- http://karma.hardcore-tm.com - GameFAQs Karma Calculator. <cite>Time posted [p:959163555] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>They're always just trying to cast a large net and see what candidates bite, it's a numbers game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 10/18/21 5:12:08 PM #9:	Nah this was a back and forward conversation paraphrased but 'me offer you bad job' >ok uh, I do more in my current job and make more 'but it's a great learning opportunity and there are any many team activities so it's not all work!' >dude we literally have monthly BBQs during warm months 'right but this is a strong company that can teach you a lot with a chance for more work after the 3 months is up# <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:959163634] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>Nah this was a back and forward conversation paraphrased but 'me offer you bad job' >ok uh, I do more in my current job and make more 'but it's a great learning opportunity and there are any many team activities so it's not all work!' >dude we literally have monthly BBQs during warm months 'right but this is a strong company that can teach you a lot with a chance for more work after the 3 months is up#</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 10/18/21 5:12:23 PM #10:	Pepys Monster posted... Is this title meant to be absolute irony? yes <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:959163641] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote>Is this title meant to be absolute irony? </quote> yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fony 10/18/21 5:14:36 PM #11:	Yooooooooooo! My last day at my job was Friday. A recruiter called me today about a job offer, they have a massive 40K pay range listed for the job(from 45K to 85K) and I told her that was weird/red flag. She says "well we want to be able to get the right person and it will depend on exprience". I'm a sys admin with over 10 years experience, proficient with windows, Mac and Linux environments. ALL manner of remote RMM tools. I am proficient at imaging using MDT, SCCM, JAMF, SmartDeploy, Intune. I have an excellent mix of networking, desktop customer facing and server support. I hear back from her after 30 minutes, the company is trying to offer me $27/hour. That's like $56K or some shit, which I haven't worked for since about 2014. I'm coming off of making $105K. I'm in Pittsburgh where it's much cheaper and I have about $70K total in the bank, so I was actually fine with going down to like $80K since cost of living is nothing here compared to NY. They actually fucking tried to low ball me even more! And want to see if I am still interested in talking....! WTF! If you don't want to pay, just move on. Leave me alone, lol. --- It's not the end of the world, but we can see it from here. <cite>Fony posted [p:959163717] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>Yooooooooooo! My last day at my job was Friday. A recruiter called me today about a job offer, they have a massive 40K pay range listed for the job(from 45K to 85K) and I told her that was weird/red flag. She says "well we want to be able to get the right person and it will depend on exprience". I'm a sys admin with over 10 years experience, proficient with windows, Mac and Linux environments. ALL manner of remote RMM tools. I am proficient at imaging using MDT, SCCM, JAMF, SmartDeploy, Intune. I have an excellent mix of networking, desktop customer facing and server support. I hear back from her after 30 minutes, the company is trying to offer me $27/hour. That's like $56K or some shit, which I haven't worked for since about 2014. I'm coming off of making $105K. I'm in Pittsburgh where it's much cheaper and I have about $70K total in the bank, so I was actually fine with going down to like $80K since cost of living is nothing here compared to NY. They actually fucking tried to low ball me even more! And want to see if I am still interested in talking....! WTF! If you don't want to pay, just move on. Leave me alone, lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 10/18/21 5:16:39 PM #12:	Fony posted... Yooooooooooo! My last day at my job was Friday. A recruiter called me today about a job offer, they have a massive 40K pay range listed for the job(from 45K to 85K) and I told her that was weird/red flag. She says "well we want to be able to get the right person and it will depend on exprience". I'm a sys admin with over 10 years experience, proficient with windows, Mac and Linux environments. ALL manner of remote RMM tools. I am proficient at imaging using MDT, SCCM, JAMF, SmartDeploy, Intune. I have an excellent mix of networking, desktop customer facing and server support. I hear back from her after 30 minutes, the company is trying to offer me $27/hour. That's like $56K or some shit, which I haven't worked for since about 2014. I'm coming off of making $105K. I'm in Pittsburgh where it's much cheaper and I have about $70K total in the bank, so I was actually fine with going down to like $80K since cost of living is nothing here compared to NY. They actually fucking tried to low ball me even more! And want to see if I am still interested in talking....! WTF! If you don't want to pay, just move on. Leave me alone, lol. Hello! I hope you are well today. I can see from your desktop support that you are clearly skilled. We have an opportunity with a well regarded global company. They are paying up to 25K for the right candidate. Please visit the link below for my calendar to schedule a call to hear more about this exciting offer! <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:959163780] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>Fony posted...</cite> <quote>Yooooooooooo! My last day at my job was Friday. A recruiter called me today about a job offer, they have a massive 40K pay range listed for the job(from 45K to 85K) and I told her that was weird/red flag. She says "well we want to be able to get the right person and it will depend on exprience". I'm a sys admin with over 10 years experience, proficient with windows, Mac and Linux environments. ALL manner of remote RMM tools. I am proficient at imaging using MDT, SCCM, JAMF, SmartDeploy, Intune. I have an excellent mix of networking, desktop customer facing and server support. I hear back from her after 30 minutes, the company is trying to offer me $27/hour. That's like $56K or some shit, which I haven't worked for since about 2014. I'm coming off of making $105K. I'm in Pittsburgh where it's much cheaper and I have about $70K total in the bank, so I was actually fine with going down to like $80K since cost of living is nothing here compared to NY. They actually fucking tried to low ball me even more! And want to see if I am still interested in talking....! WTF! If you don't want to pay, just move on. Leave me alone, lol. </quote> Hello! I hope you are well today. I can see from your desktop support that you are clearly skilled. We have an opportunity with a well regarded global company. They are paying up to 25K for the right candidate. Please visit the link below for my calendar to schedule a call to hear more about this exciting offer!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fony 10/18/21 5:17:55 PM #13:	nothanks1 posted... Hello! I hope you are well today. I can see from your desktop support that you are clearly skilled. We have an opportunity with a well regarded global company. They are paying up to 25K for the right candidate. Please visit the link below for my calendar to schedule a call to hear more about this exciting offer! lmao, dude the e-mail was almost exactly this! with the calendly invite at the end! --- It's not the end of the world, but we can see it from here. <cite>Fony posted [p:959163815] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>Hello! I hope you are well today. I can see from your desktop support that you are clearly skilled. We have an opportunity with a well regarded global company. They are paying up to 25K for the right candidate. Please visit the link below for my calendar to schedule a call to hear more about this exciting offer!</quote> lmao, dude the e-mail was almost exactly this! with the calendly invite at the end! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fony 10/18/21 5:22:40 PM #14:	Another email, just now. Full time or contract, which is it? --- It's not the end of the world, but we can see it from here. <cite>Fony posted [p:959163950] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>Another email, just now. Full time or contract, which is it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 10/18/21 5:28:59 PM #15:	Maybe they mean you will be working full time job but paid in a contractor salary --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:959164135] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>Maybe they mean you will be working full time job but paid in a contractor salary </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fony 10/18/21 5:29:53 PM #16:	the funny thing is when they say room for growth to try and sweeten the deal on a lower end offer. motherfucker, are you going to promote me to director? if not, i'm never getting a fucking $50K raise..... --- It's not the end of the world, but we can see it from here. <cite>Fony posted [p:959164167] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>the funny thing is when they say room for growth to try and sweeten the deal on a lower end offer. motherfucker, are you going to promote me to director? if not, i'm never getting a fucking $50K raise..... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 10/18/21 5:30:00 PM #17:	A lot of recruiters have no idea about the details of the jobs they're recruiting for. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:959164170] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>A lot of recruiters have no idea about the details of the jobs they're recruiting for. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 10/18/21 5:32:01 PM #18:	'there will be on call' >no, I don't do that 'but on call is common in IT' >OK but I don't do that <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:959164236] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>'there will be on call' >no, I don't do that 'but on call is common in IT' >OK but I don't do that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 10/18/21 5:34:32 PM #19:	Wants to work in IT but doesnt want to be on call.. Youre really shrinking your job ops with that one tbh. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:959164309] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>Wants to work in IT but doesnt want to be on call.. Youre really shrinking your job ops with that one tbh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 10/18/21 5:36:04 PM #20:	Nope. I don't work for companies that can't hire people effectively In either case I've a job for life at the school outside of being fired for sniffing work colleagues since they frown upon that <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:959164360] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>Nope. I don't work for companies that can't hire people effectively In either case I've a job for life at the school outside of being fired for sniffing work colleagues since they frown upon that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 10/18/21 5:36:12 PM #21:	There's call center jobs paying 80-100k <cite>Trumpo posted [p:959164364] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>There's call center jobs paying 80-100k </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fony 10/18/21 5:38:08 PM #22:	spikethedevil posted... Wants to work in IT but doesnt want to be on call.. Youre really shrinking your job ops with that one tbh. I'm with him, I've never done on-call either. --- It's not the end of the world, but we can see it from here. <cite>Fony posted [p:959164420] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>Wants to work in IT but doesnt want to be on call.. Youre really shrinking your job ops with that one tbh.</quote> I'm with him, I've never done on-call either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hummer 2 10/18/21 5:39:51 PM #23:	Recruiters are generally very stupid but worst of all, untrustworthy. <cite>Hummer 2 posted [p:959164477] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>Recruiters are generally very stupid but worst of all, untrustworthy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 10/18/21 5:45:09 PM #24:	Recruiters have no interest in getting you a good job that fits your experience and pays well. They simply want to cast a net around anyone that has any sort of remote experience to the job they are trying to fill. Like someone else here said, it's all a numbers game. --- Buffalo Bills Season Prediction: 13-4 Season: 4-1 Week 6: MNF @ TEN <cite>theAteam posted [p:959164654] in ce do recr... [t:79717097]...</cite> <quote>Recruiters have no interest in getting you a good job that fits your experience and pays well. They simply want to cast a net around anyone that has any sort of remote experience to the job they are trying to fill. Like someone else here said, it's all a numbers game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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