Current Events > The King Vitamin was the god-tier cereal,

(+) Yeah! (+)

A shame it doesn't get made anymore. Use to eat this stuff every weekend morning.

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thirty-something years later, and I just now notice the crown is made of spoons

Wow, haven't thought of that in a long time

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this is just capt crunch without berry's in shit right?

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You spelled Lucky Charms wrong.

BuckVanHammer posted...

this is just capt crunch without berry's in shit right?

No. It was better than Captain Crunch.

bloodyarts posted...

You spelled Lucky Charms wrong.

You mean that cereal that people actively picked out the marshmallow pieces? lolno

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BuckVanHammer posted...

this is just capt crunch without berry's in shit right?

Pretty much.
It's essentially the same generic "mystery yellow" flavor as various 80s & 90s novelty cereals.

Kitt posted...

You mean that cereal that people actively picked out the marshmallow pieces? lolno

I never did that, but point taken lol
Anyone remember these..?

I never understood how the shape of the cereal related to Star Wars, or C3PO in particular...

bloodyarts posted...

I never understood how the shape of the cereal related to Star Wars, or C3PO in particular...

At least it's not a hilarious disaster like the Robin Hood cereal.

cereal is fucking weird...

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I liked this



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Is that real? This is the first time I've ever heard of it.

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King Vitamin looks like a guy you find out is a pedophile 30 years later

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kuwab0 posted...

King Vitamin looks like a guy you find out is a pedophile 30 years later

More like the guy everyone heard rumors about thirty years ago.

Speaking of old cereals, there was one growing up that I never got to try that was orange flavored, I think?

I never got to try it but still vaguely remember the commercial to this day.

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kuwab0 posted...

King Vitamin looks like a guy you find out is a pedophile 30 years later

The box art I'm use to usually had a cartoon wizard on it.

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I use to love this stuff. Haven't thought of it in forever. Good topic

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kuwab0 posted...

King Vitamin looks like a guy you find out is a pedophile 30 years later

To me he looks like if Ric Flair had an older brother that was a retired used car salesman.

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Agreed TC.

King Vitaman gives me a kind of sad nostalgia because that was the only cereal we got from the church food bank during this stretch of really hard times my family had. I actually loved it but my older siblings, whose lives were more drastically altered during my family's downfall since they lived through more of the "good times" than I did, hate it. I didn't know this until we were reminiscing a few years ago and I brought it up, to almost unanimous and resounding disapproval. You'd think King Vitaman himself ruined our lives <_<

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sabrestorm posted...

I liked this

I remember a Pink Panther cereal but it wasn't flakes.

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TheLiarParadox posted...

King Vitaman gives me a kind of sad nostalgia because that was the only cereal we got from the church food bank during this stretch of really hard times my family had. I actually loved it but my older siblings, whose lives were more drastically altered during my family's downfall since they lived through more of the "good times" than I did, hate it. I didn't know this until we were reminiscing a few years ago and I brought it up, to almost unanimous and resounding disapproval. You'd think King Vitaman himself ruined our lives <_<

Lol. That was a funny way to end the depressing insight into your life. King Vitamin is just pulling all the strings, so families are forced to eat his shitty cereal.

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TheLiarParadox posted...

King Vitaman gives me a kind of sad nostalgia because that was the only cereal we got from the church food bank during this stretch of really hard times my family had. I actually loved it but my older siblings, whose lives were more drastically altered during my family's downfall since they lived through more of the "good times" than I did, hate it. I didn't know this until we were reminiscing a few years ago and I brought it up, to almost unanimous and resounding disapproval. You'd think King Vitaman himself ruined our lives <_<

My family was poor as fuck, thus my mom was cheap as fuck, so she would get us this all the time. My siblings also hated it but I loved it unironically.

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