Current Events > Republican candidate in Virginia has a solution for rising sea levels.

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Imit8m3
10/17/21 3:46:40 PM
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Just outlaw boats!

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Ruvan22
10/17/21 3:47:45 PM
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This seems like basic high school physics...
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Irony
10/17/21 3:48:11 PM
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At least he didn't say enlist earthbenders

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pikachupwnage
10/17/21 3:49:04 PM
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Great idea.

Will lower levels by about a millionth of an inch. Very worth the effort very intelligent.

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Lorkhaj
10/17/21 3:49:05 PM
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For those curious, yeah it's a real thing he said.

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DEKMStephens
10/17/21 3:52:22 PM
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For some reason I was expecting "build on higher ground" or "everyone live on boats"

I feel like those would be less stupid

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VipaGTS
10/17/21 3:53:09 PM
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what!? but we need the boats for our waterside attacks during the revolution!

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uwnim
10/17/21 3:53:46 PM
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Ah yes. Brilliant idea. Not like oceanic shipping is a big deal or anything. And it isn't like a navy is important on a planet with so much water.

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KainWind
10/17/21 3:54:14 PM
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DEKMStephens posted...
everyone live on boats

My first thought was that he would tell us all to buy yachts or whatever.

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Xatrion
10/17/21 3:55:06 PM
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Irony posted...
At least he didn't say enlist earthbenders

See now, that would've made more sense than what this moron is spouting.

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VipaGTS
10/17/21 3:55:13 PM
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whats funny is he probably had a glass of water and added ice into it, wondered why the water level increased, then had this "idea"...not realizing that if he waited for the ice to melt and the glass overflowed he would see why Climate Change is actually a problem.

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Medussa
10/17/21 3:58:39 PM
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what we need to do is take the moon and just... push it over there a little bit. the tides will go down, and thus solve everything. i'll take my nobel prize in ethereum, please.

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GhettoFlip
10/17/21 4:03:02 PM
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uwnim posted...
Ah yes. Brilliant idea. Not like oceanic shipping is a big deal or anything. And it isn't like a navy is important on a planet with so much water.

is this really your take away from this? shipping is important? @uwnim

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YellowSUV
10/17/21 4:08:45 PM
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Well, no ocean shipping would lower CO2 levels by a lot.

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Bishop9800
10/17/21 4:10:25 PM
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Apparently, he doesn't care about our Navy

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Southernfatman
10/17/21 4:11:13 PM
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We should take the water and push it somewhere else!

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SkittyOnWailord
10/17/21 4:11:58 PM
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I read the title and thought they were gonna say to shoot half of the water into space.

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Imit8m3
10/17/21 4:12:23 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
Well, no ocean shipping would lower CO2 levels by a lot.
Not really. It would shift to airplanes shipping everything, which is slightly worse.

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Machete
10/17/21 4:22:30 PM
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I wonder how feasible desalination would be
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uwnim
10/17/21 4:23:12 PM
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GhettoFlip posted...
is this really your take away from this? shipping is important? @uwnim
Not sure what you are getting at here. Yes, I took a few seconds to think about what that proposal would do and the things that would no longer happen.

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