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Kitt
10/16/21 10:36:02 PM
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They would be moving around, have their own community, be jacked as hell and could probably fuck us up.

I want this to be real.

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Nukazie
10/16/21 10:36:57 PM
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they did exist, they just got wiped out like everything we find

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Xethuminra
10/16/21 10:38:07 PM
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Into the Green Valley of the Living Vine Men
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Kitt
10/16/21 11:14:09 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Into the Green Valley of the Living Vine Men
Yass

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Duncanwii
10/16/21 11:14:59 PM
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Look up Hell Valley Trees.
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EyeWontBeFooled
10/16/21 11:15:15 PM
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I am groot

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Kiyune
10/17/21 12:33:46 AM
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my first thought was of the plant race in starbound

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TheRadiant
10/17/21 12:41:08 AM
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How long until someone fucks one?

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viewmaster_pi
10/17/21 12:46:20 AM
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why would they be jacked as hell

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Duncanwii
10/17/21 12:49:09 AM
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TheRadiant posted...
How long until someone fucks one?

Theyd try, but if they're pure plants and arent like plant/human hybrids there'd be nothing to put it into.
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Kitt
10/17/21 12:50:43 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
why would they be jacked as hell
Why not?

TheRadiant posted...
How long until someone fucks one?
Asking the real question.

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I don't think so.

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TeaMilk
10/17/21 12:51:55 AM
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TheRadiant
10/17/21 12:53:03 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Gives new meaning to cream corn

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viewmaster_pi
10/17/21 12:55:07 AM
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Kitt posted...
Why not?
they're vegan

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BloodMoon7
10/17/21 12:55:27 AM
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Annihilation. That's all that they can expect from humanity.

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Duncanwii
10/17/21 12:56:30 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...

i mean, the topic title says humanoid

And? Why would a creature who reproduces by pollination have mammalian reproduction systems? It would make no biological sense.
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BloodMoon7
10/17/21 12:57:43 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
And? Why would a creature who reproduces by pollination have mammalian reproduction systems? It would make no biological sense.
They really only just need one hole. Or actually maybe not. If they're humanoid, an armpit will probably suffice.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/17/21 12:57:46 AM
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Duncan destroying fantasies itt

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12amMadman
10/17/21 12:59:59 AM
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Nukazie posted...
they did exist, they just got wiped out like everything we find

True, the Jolly Green Giant was real

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WingsOfGood
10/17/21 1:25:59 AM
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can you smoke them?
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Blue_Dream87
10/17/21 1:50:18 AM
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We'd find a way to fuck em for sure

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Kitt
10/17/21 9:41:20 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Lmao. The true Cornman.

@DocileOrangeCup

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