Current Events > Why doesn't the Trix Rabbit just buy his own box of Trix?

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VGAddict90 10/15/21 6:58:21 PM #1:	Instead of trying to steal from kids. <cite>VGAddict90 posted [p:959071986] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>Instead of trying to steal from kids. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 10/15/21 6:58:48 PM #2:	he's a rabbit. they tend not to carry money. --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! the media's gonna put a negative spin on this, like when we killed that guy. <cite>Medussa posted [p:959071995] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>he's a rabbit. they tend not to carry money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/15/21 6:59:51 PM #3:	when was the last time you saw a store selling anything to a bunny? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:959072017] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>when was the last time you saw a store selling anything to a bunny? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 10/15/21 7:01:46 PM #4:	Those same kids are always after that leprechauns lucky charms --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:959072062] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>Those same kids are always after that leprechauns lucky charms </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 10/15/21 7:02:24 PM #5:	Stolen food tastes better. Or so I've heard. --- As you change your Trumble, the Trumble on all your posts will be updated to your new Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:959072080] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>Stolen food tastes better. Or so I've heard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Another_Voice 10/15/21 7:02:53 PM #6:	Of course he can't buy Trix. He is, after all, the Trix Rabbit. Therefore, he has to make his own, too. He makes one box of Trix and throws it away. He makes another box of Trix, but by the time he's finished eating his breakfast, he's tired of the game. The next day he thinks, "I'll make an excellent box of Trix now," and he goes to work. The next day he's made another box, and on and on until one morning, a weary Trix Rabbit sits down and wonders, "Why am I making all these boxes?" So he puts down his Trix Rabbit gear and gives up on trying to make one more Trix Rabbit box. "Maybe," says the Trix Rabbit, "maybe it is time to stop being me." And it is time for the Trix Rabbit to truly be himself. And just think about it for a second: it would cost $2.24 for him to buy a box (Side note: it only costs $2.02 to buy a regular box of Trix). That's way too expensive, so he decides to make it himself, and all he has are marshmallow-like, brown marshmallows. Luckily for the Trix Rabbit, he has a friend who has some food coloring. This friend can just buy some Trix, and the Trix Rabbit can just use food coloring to turn all the marshmallows blue. After being colored, the "new" Trix are now blue, but not as tasty. The Trix Rabbit is happy to see his friend, though, and runs into him for a hug. After some more time passes, the Trix Rabbit's friend becomes interested in buying some purple colored Trix. And the cycle continues. <cite>Another_Voice posted [p:959072092] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>Of course he can't buy Trix. He is, after all, the Trix Rabbit. Therefore, he has to make his own, too. He makes one box of Trix and throws it away. He makes another box of Trix, but by the time he's finished eating his breakfast, he's tired of the game. The next day he thinks, "I'll make an excellent box of Trix now," and he goes to work. The next day he's made another box, and on and on until one morning, a weary Trix Rabbit sits down and wonders, "Why am I making all these boxes?" So he puts down his Trix Rabbit gear and gives up on trying to make one more Trix Rabbit box. "Maybe," says the Trix Rabbit, "maybe it is time to stop being me." And it is time for the Trix Rabbit to truly be himself. And just think about it for a second: it would cost $2.24 for him to buy a box (Side note: it only costs $2.02 to buy a regular box of Trix). That's way too expensive, so he decides to make it himself, and all he has are marshmallow-like, brown marshmallows. Luckily for the Trix Rabbit, he has a friend who has some food coloring. This friend can just buy some Trix, and the Trix Rabbit can just use food coloring to turn all the marshmallows blue. After being colored, the "new" Trix are now blue, but not as tasty. The Trix Rabbit is happy to see his friend, though, and runs into him for a hug. After some more time passes, the Trix Rabbit's friend becomes interested in buying some purple colored Trix. And the cycle continues. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerOats 10/15/21 7:02:58 PM #7:	Why doesn't Plankton just buy a 2 dollar Krabby Patty so he can analyze it? <cite>PowerOats posted [p:959072094] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>Why doesn't Plankton just buy a 2 dollar Krabby Patty so he can analyze it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 10/15/21 7:03:58 PM #9:	PowerOats posted... Why doesn't Plankton just buy a 2 dollar Krabby Patty so he can analyze it? I think he tried that --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:959072127] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>PowerOats posted... </cite> <quote>Why doesn't Plankton just buy a 2 dollar Krabby Patty so he can analyze it?</quote>I think he tried that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VGAddict90 10/15/21 7:12:35 PM #10:	Because then there wouldn't be a commercial? Same reason The Professor doesn't just fix the boat on Gilligan's Island. <cite>VGAddict90 posted [p:959072391] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>Because then there wouldn't be a commercial? Same reason The Professor doesn't just fix the boat on Gilligan's Island. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/15/21 7:15:50 PM #11:	It's actually because Trix is a wanted criminal. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:959072482] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>It's actually because Trix is a wanted criminal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 10/15/21 7:17:34 PM #12:	Blue_Inigo posted... I think he tried that Why doesnt he just pay someone to buy one for him? --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:959072529] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Inigo posted... </cite> <quote>I think he tried that</quote>Why doesnt he just pay someone to buy one for him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Background_Guy 10/15/21 7:18:50 PM #13:	Blue_Inigo posted... I think he tried that He should just sue Krabs for being racist and refusing him service. Krabs called his family grass, after all. <cite>Background_Guy posted [p:959072562] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Inigo posted... </cite> <quote>I think he tried that</quote>He should just sue Krabs for being racist and refusing him service. Krabs called his family grass, after all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/15/21 7:21:14 PM #14:	He did actually buy a box once and the kids robbed him --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:959072645] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>He did actually buy a box once and the kids robbed him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 10/15/21 7:25:05 PM #15:	Silly TC, Trix are for kids! --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:959072750] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>Silly TC, Trix are for kids! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 10/15/21 7:25:24 PM #16:	because he's being discriminated against by pretty much everything and everyone people don't even think he exists dude's probably dealing with so much and he just wants his fix --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:959072762] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>because he's being discriminated against by pretty much everything and everyone people don't even think he exists dude's probably dealing with so much and he just wants his fix </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Billyionaire 10/15/21 7:25:56 PM #17:	Rabbit lives matter --- $ex <cite>Billyionaire posted [p:959072769] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>Rabbit lives matter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 10/15/21 7:26:35 PM #18:	why is it called "tricks"? shouldn't it be "tree" like grand prix? --- https://youtu.be/l-iLiNCScno https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:959072784] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>why is it called "tricks"? shouldn't it be "tree" like grand prix? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/15/21 7:27:54 PM #19:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dueYwqKa1I --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:959072817] in Why doesn'... [t:79712662]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dueYwqKa1I </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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