Current Events > Dog the Bounty Hunter finds human feces; says will help find Brian Laundrie

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As the search for Brian Laundrie continues in hushed whispers, our less reserved hero Dog the Bounty Hunter reveals that he has discovered some new intel.

Dog, who has been committed to the search for Laundrie since September 25th, has been saying for weeks that he is hot on Laundries tail.

Now, Dog says that poop and Walmart surveillance footage will lead him to Laundrie.

In an exclusive interview with The Sun, Dog said that he found the fecal matter while search a campsite for Laundrie.

However, Dog was disappointed when he found out that DNA could not be recovered from the feces, and claimed that they could recover DNA from the toilet paper that was used in the act.

While Dogs personal search for Laundrie hasnt come back with many results, he still believes that hes on his tail and also thinks that hes still alive.

"Is he still alive? Oh yeah. Yeah, he's alive,' he said. Do they wish we thought he was dead? Oh yeah. Do they wish that we thought that his body was being eaten by alligators? Oh yeah."

My dog eats poop too

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*tastes poop*

Dog - "This is definitely poop, but not the poop I'm looking for."

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Dog also said in an interview that Laundrie reads books "10 times worse than Dungeons and Dragons"

so idk...

*Nord crouches down and touches poop*
"I'm gonna find who did this"

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Honestly surprised hes not dead yet.

How did he outlive Charlie Murphy?

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Dog is just doing this to be relevant again. He keeps saying things like "i'll have more soon" and never does.

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Bump

Everytime I hear about Dog I only see Cartman shooting his intro videos

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