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Scintillant 10/11/21 1:17:20 PM #1:	I would literally never want a turkey sandwich instead of a chicken one --- whats cat up to <cite>Scintillant posted [p:958927182] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>I would literally never want a turkey sandwich instead of a chicken one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Njolk 10/11/21 1:18:10 PM #2:	Grouse is much better than both --- Suffering is expecting things to last forever <cite>Njolk posted [p:958927206] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Grouse is much better than both </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Senta 10/11/21 1:18:14 PM #3:	Ham better than both. --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg <cite>Senta posted [p:958927209] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Ham better than both. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 10/11/21 1:19:02 PM #4:	Thanks Erdoan --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:958927226] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Thanks Erdoan</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmetSelch 10/11/21 1:19:35 PM #5:	i can barely taste a difference <cite>EmetSelch posted [p:958927240] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>i can barely taste a difference </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scintillant 10/11/21 1:22:08 PM #6:	Senta posted... Ham better than both. Not for me tbh EmetSelch posted... i can barely taste a difference Lucky --- whats cat up to <cite>Scintillant posted [p:958927371] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Senta posted... </cite> <quote>Ham better than both.</quote>Not for me tbh EmetSelch posted... </cite> <quote>i can barely taste a difference</quote>Lucky </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 10/11/21 1:24:13 PM #7:	I could go for a turkey club right now --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:958927438] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>I could go for a turkey club right now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche 10/11/21 1:33:56 PM #8:	Rotisserie turkey.....mmmmmm <cite>LeadPipeCinche posted [p:958927736] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Rotisserie turkey.....mmmmmm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phantom36 10/11/21 1:36:10 PM #9:	Turkey is great. Most people just overcook the damn thing and it becomes too dry. Then they cut the breast with the grain (instead of against it like you're supposed to) which gives it a weird grainy texture on top of being dry. Properly cooked and properly carved turkey is fantastic. --- The Phantom has spoken! <cite>Phantom36 posted [p:958927806] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Turkey is great. Most people just overcook the damn thing and it becomes too dry. Then they cut the breast with the grain (instead of against it like you're supposed to) which gives it a weird grainy texture on top of being dry. Properly cooked and properly carved turkey is fantastic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 10/11/21 1:37:58 PM #10:	I prefer turkey in most regards. As long as it is with gravy. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:958927859] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>I prefer turkey in most regards. As long as it is with gravy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3PiesAndAFork 10/11/21 1:40:35 PM #12:	Phantom36 posted... Turkey is great. Most people just overcook the damn thing and it becomes too dry. Then they cut the breast with the grain (instead of against it like you're supposed to) which gives it a weird grainy texture on top of being dry. This. Cook a turkey breast properly and it's really good. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:958927923] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Phantom36 posted... </cite> <quote>Turkey is great. Most people just overcook the damn thing and it becomes too dry. Then they cut the breast with the grain (instead of against it like you're supposed to) which gives it a weird grainy texture on top of being dry.</quote>This. Cook a turkey breast properly and it's really good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 10/11/21 1:40:52 PM #13:	Turkey is too dry, just like light chicken. Dark meat is where it's at --- https://imgur.com/plA0Vg9 https://media.giphy.com/media/dgK22exekwOLm/giphy.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:958927932] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Turkey is too dry, just like light chicken. Dark meat is where it's at </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MARKINGRAM22 10/11/21 1:41:05 PM #14:	I don't trust people who trash turkey cause I assume they don't know how to cook it <cite>MARKINGRAM22 posted [p:958927939] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>I don't trust people who trash turkey cause I assume they don't know how to cook it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 10/11/21 1:44:06 PM #15:	truth. in terms of dryness it goes ham chicken turkey. turkey is so dry and flavorless. pigs man. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:958928008] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>truth. in terms of dryness it goes ham chicken turkey. turkey is so dry and flavorless. pigs man. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blakenbl00 10/11/21 1:44:36 PM #16:	Deep. Fried. Turkey. <cite>blakenbl00 posted [p:958928024] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Deep. Fried. Turkey. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mareen 10/11/21 1:45:57 PM #17:	Both are good imo. People who claim that turkey sucks simply can't cook lol --- https://youtu.be/63yn8aCxO84 https://youtu.be/aYHzV2Y9UgY https://youtu.be/k-COG4YTn6M <cite>Mareen posted [p:958928055] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Both are good imo. People who claim that turkey sucks simply can't cook lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blakenbl00 10/11/21 1:47:41 PM #18:	Mareen posted... Both are good imo. People who claim that turkey sucks simply can't cook lol This....if your turkey is coming out dry, try filling under the skin with onions as well as stuffing onions inside the turkey (mixed with stuffing) to keep the turkey moist Also: Brine yo turkey in salt water for a few hours to lock in that moisture <cite>blakenbl00 posted [p:958928103] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Mareen posted... </cite> <quote>Both are good imo. People who claim that turkey sucks simply can't cook lol</quote> This....if your turkey is coming out dry, try filling under the skin with onions as well as stuffing onions inside the turkey (mixed with stuffing) to keep the turkey moist Also: Brine yo turkey in salt water for a few hours to lock in that moisture </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 10/11/21 1:48:21 PM #19:	But turkey gravy though, thats what turkey haters are forgetting. Thats what elevates it. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:958928122] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>But turkey gravy though, thats what turkey haters are forgetting. Thats what elevates it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scintillant 10/11/21 1:49:29 PM #20:	I never said shit about my turkey being dry which is what half the comments here are talking about. I said chicken is better and that's it --- whats cat up to <cite>Scintillant posted [p:958928156] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>I never said shit about my turkey being dry which is what half the comments here are talking about. I said chicken is better and that's it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 10/11/21 1:49:58 PM #21:	Scintillant posted... I never said shit about my turkey being dry which is what half the comments here are talking about. I said chicken is better and that's it stfu drybaby --- https://imgur.com/plA0Vg9 https://media.giphy.com/media/dgK22exekwOLm/giphy.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:958928169] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Scintillant posted... </cite> <quote>I never said shit about my turkey being dry which is what half the comments here are talking about. I said chicken is better and that's it</quote> stfu drybaby </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 10/11/21 1:52:33 PM #22:	blakenbl00 posted... Deep. Fried. Turkey. imagine eating something that explodes --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:958928236] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>blakenbl00 posted... </cite> <quote>Deep. Fried. Turkey.</quote>imagine eating something that explodes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scintillant 10/11/21 1:53:00 PM #23:	BignutzisBack posted... stfu drybaby Mad because I'm right , classic CE --- whats cat up to <cite>Scintillant posted [p:958928245] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>BignutzisBack posted... </cite> <quote>stfu drybaby</quote>Mad because I'm right , classic CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GMAK2442 10/11/21 1:53:19 PM #24:	I like so much my turkey diner. --- For The Universe!!! <cite>GMAK2442 posted [p:958928255] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>I like so much my turkey diner. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blakenbl00 10/11/21 1:56:01 PM #25:	How can chicken be better if turkey tastes like chicken? <cite>blakenbl00 posted [p:958928336] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>How can chicken be better if turkey tastes like chicken? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scintillant 10/11/21 1:57:15 PM #26:	blakenbl00 posted... How can chicken be better if turkey tastes like chicken? It doesn't silly --- whats cat up to <cite>Scintillant posted [p:958928371] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>blakenbl00 posted... </cite> <quote>How can chicken be better if turkey tastes like chicken?</quote>It doesn't silly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 10/11/21 2:54:34 PM #27:	I'll go for duck over turkey any day of the year. --- Take me to the dark <cite>Criminalt posted [p:958930133] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>I'll go for duck over turkey any day of the year. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blakenbl00 10/11/21 3:07:13 PM #28:	Criminalt posted... I'll go for duck over turkey any day of the year. a lot more fat on a duck for flavor as opposed to chicken/turkey/game hen <cite>blakenbl00 posted [p:958930562] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Criminalt posted... </cite> <quote>I'll go for duck over turkey any day of the year.</quote> a lot more fat on a duck for flavor as opposed to chicken/turkey/game hen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 10/11/21 3:07:56 PM #29:	Senta posted... Ham better than both. Ham is disgusting. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:958930590] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Senta posted... </cite> <quote>Ham better than both.</quote> Ham is disgusting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blakenbl00 10/11/21 3:08:31 PM #30:	Kajagogo posted... Ham is disgusting. agreed. Waste of a meal to make a giant....ham. <cite>blakenbl00 posted [p:958930605] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Kajagogo posted... </cite> <quote>Ham is disgusting.</quote> agreed. Waste of a meal to make a giant....ham. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/11/21 3:09:18 PM #31:	people who say turkey sucks have never had a properly cooked turkey. last year i smoked a turkey for thanksgiving and it was god damn delicious. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:958930635] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>people who say turkey sucks have never had a properly cooked turkey. last year i smoked a turkey for thanksgiving and it was god damn delicious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 10/11/21 3:11:08 PM #32:	blakenbl00 posted... Very little fat on a duck for flavor Duck is just about the most fatty bird I've ever cooked and eaten! --- Take me to the dark <cite>Criminalt posted [p:958930697] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>blakenbl00 posted... </cite> <quote>Very little fat on a duck for flavor</quote>Duck is just about the most fatty bird I've ever cooked and eaten! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blakenbl00 10/11/21 3:15:46 PM #33:	Criminalt posted... Duck is just about the most fatty bird I've ever cooked and eaten! That's because it is and my brain farted when I typed that. I meant that they're a lot more fattier, actually , thanks for pointing that out <cite>blakenbl00 posted [p:958930872] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Criminalt posted... </cite> <quote>Duck is just about the most fatty bird I've ever cooked and eaten!</quote> That's because it is and my brain farted when I typed that. I meant that they're a lot more fattier, actually , thanks for pointing that out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 10/11/21 3:17:57 PM #34:	i think all of these birds are delicious and i want to eat them all right now --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:958930938] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>i think all of these birds are delicious and i want to eat them all right now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scintillant 10/11/21 4:00:44 PM #35:	monkmith posted... people who say turkey sucks have never had a properly cooked turkey. last year i smoked a turkey for thanksgiving and it was god damn delicious. Maybe ur tastebuds don't work have u considered that --- whats cat up to <cite>Scintillant posted [p:958932263] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>people who say turkey sucks have never had a properly cooked turkey. last year i smoked a turkey for thanksgiving and it was god damn delicious.</quote>Maybe ur tastebuds don't work have u considered that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 10/11/21 4:05:51 PM #36:	Youd best be fucking kidding. Try the wildflower turkey from your local deli. Then try the Cajun turkey from your deli. They cant even cut chicken that moist. Foh. The only people who cook dry turkey suck at cooking turkey. Turkey is the GOAT. --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958932392] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Youd best be fucking kidding. Try the wildflower turkey from your local deli. Then try the Cajun turkey from your deli. They cant even cut chicken that moist. Foh. The only people who cook dry turkey suck at cooking turkey. Turkey is the GOAT. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scintillant 10/11/21 4:08:08 PM #37:	SoggyBottomBoy posted... Youd best be fucking kidding. Try the wildflower turkey from your local deli. Then try the Cajun turkey from your deli. They cant even cut chicken that moist. Foh. The only people who cook dry turkey suck at cooking turkey. Turkey is the GOAT. Most deli turkey is slimy shit tbh --- whats cat up to <cite>Scintillant posted [p:958932458] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>SoggyBottomBoy posted... </cite> <quote>Youd best be fucking kidding. Try the wildflower turkey from your local deli. Then try the Cajun turkey from your deli. They cant even cut chicken that moist. Foh. The only people who cook dry turkey suck at cooking turkey. Turkey is the GOAT.</quote>Most deli turkey is slimy shit tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 10/11/21 4:14:37 PM #38:	I've had moist turkey before and the breast meat still tastes weird when roasted. The best tasting meat on the turkey is actually in the neck. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:958932610] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>I've had moist turkey before and the breast meat still tastes weird when roasted. The best tasting meat on the turkey is actually in the neck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 10/11/21 4:15:16 PM #39:	several years ago I was determined to find the best method to prepare a turkey. while I improved upon it alot, I came away with the conclusion that even the best turkey still isn't very good... --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:958932626] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>several years ago I was determined to find the best method to prepare a turkey. while I improved upon it alot, I came away with the conclusion that even the best turkey still isn't very good... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 10/11/21 4:15:29 PM #40:	Scintillant posted... Most deli turkey is slimy shit tbh Where do you get your chicken? How do you prepare it? I could blow you away with both. --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958932632] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Scintillant posted... </cite> <quote>Most deli turkey is slimy shit tbh</quote>Where do you get your chicken? How do you prepare it? I could blow you away with both. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scintillant 10/11/21 4:22:39 PM #41:	SoggyBottomBoy posted... Where do you get your chicken? How do you prepare it? I could blow you away with both. No you couldn't. --- whats cat up to <cite>Scintillant posted [p:958932822] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>SoggyBottomBoy posted... </cite> <quote>Where do you get your chicken? How do you prepare it? I could blow you away with both.</quote>No you couldn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 10/11/21 4:23:23 PM #42:	Scintillant posted... No you couldn't. Too late. --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958932847] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Scintillant posted... </cite> <quote>No you couldn't.</quote>Too late. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blakenbl00 10/11/21 4:23:34 PM #43:	It's literally impossible for a turkey to suck without possessing a set of lips <cite>blakenbl00 posted [p:958932853] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>It's literally impossible for a turkey to suck without possessing a set of lips </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nightmare_Luna 10/11/21 4:25:54 PM #44:	turkey is a low tier bird duck is top tier and chicken is high tier --- How to play Monster Hunter Step 1: Hit the monster. Step 2: Don't get hit. <cite>Nightmare_Luna posted [p:958932928] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>turkey is a low tier bird duck is top tier and chicken is high tier </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Taharqa_ 10/11/21 4:26:19 PM #45:	BuckVanHammer posted... several years ago I was determined to find the best method to prepare a turkey. while I improved upon it alot, I came away with the conclusion that even the best turkey still isn't very good... The best method to cook a turkey is to fry it, not battered on the outside like you're frying chicken though. Inject it with cajun seasoning and drop it in a deep fryer. The meat is well seasoned and moist. --- "We tried to tell y'all." - African-American proverb <cite>Taharqa_ posted [p:958932940] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>BuckVanHammer posted... </cite> <quote>several years ago I was determined to find the best method to prepare a turkey. while I improved upon it alot, I came away with the conclusion that even the best turkey still isn't very good...</quote> The best method to cook a turkey is to fry it, not battered on the outside like you're frying chicken though. Inject it with cajun seasoning and drop it in a deep fryer. The meat is well seasoned and moist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 10/11/21 4:26:24 PM #46:	Nightmare_Luna posted... turkey is a low tier bird duck is top tier and chicken is high tier Chicken is mediocre --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958932944] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Nightmare_Luna posted... </cite> <quote>turkey is a low tier bird duck is top tier and chicken is high tier</quote>Chicken is mediocre </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nightmare_Luna 10/11/21 4:27:54 PM #47:	SoggyBottomBoy posted... Chicken is mediocre chicken breast sure, but chicken thighs are wonderful duck is better than both though --- How to play Monster Hunter Step 1: Hit the monster. Step 2: Don't get hit. <cite>Nightmare_Luna posted [p:958932989] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>SoggyBottomBoy posted... </cite> <quote>Chicken is mediocre</quote>chicken breast sure, but chicken thighs are wonderful duck is better than both though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 10/11/21 4:28:54 PM #48:	Nightmare_Luna posted... chicken breast sure, but chicken thighs are wonderful duck is better than both though Duck is better than most foul. I add quail to this list of birds. --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958933016] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Nightmare_Luna posted... </cite> <quote>chicken breast sure, but chicken thighs are wonderful duck is better than both though</quote>Duck is better than most foul. I add quail to this list of birds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 10/11/21 4:31:39 PM #49:	Senta posted... Ham better than both. Only if it's organic. The ones cured with sodium are bastardized. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:958933103] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Senta posted... </cite> <quote>Ham better than both.</quote>Only if it's organic. The ones cured with sodium are bastardized. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 10/11/21 4:32:44 PM #50:	Taharqa_ posted... The best method to cook a turkey is to fry it, not battered on the outside like you're frying chicken though. Inject it with cajun seasoning and drop it in a deep fryer. The meat is well seasoned and moist. ya I did that. not bad, but effort to result isn't that good. preferred smoked, lower effort and I think tastes better. however, I'd pretty much rather smoke anything else. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:958933137] in Turkey suc... [t:79705701]...</cite> <quote>Taharqa_ posted... </cite> <quote>The best method to cook a turkey is to fry it, not battered on the outside like you're frying chicken though. Inject it with cajun seasoning and drop it in a deep fryer. The meat is well seasoned and moist.</quote>ya I did that. not bad, but effort to result isn't that good. preferred smoked, lower effort and I think tastes better. however, I'd pretty much rather smoke anything else. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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