Current Events > shinji from evangelion is 4'9" (four feet and nine inches)

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KhlavicLanguage
10/09/21 8:49:06 PM
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this has genuinely changed my mental model of him to be even more pitiable
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Blue_Inigo
10/09/21 8:49:47 PM
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He's like 14. He could still grow

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KhlavicLanguage
10/09/21 8:50:20 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
He's like 14. He could still grow
i was 5'10" at 14. they told me i'd end up 6'2" at that rate. i finished at 5'11" >_>
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Slayerblade11
10/09/21 8:52:28 PM
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I was like 5'3 at 14
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ThePrinceFish
10/09/21 8:54:26 PM
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No wonder he's such a weenie

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Atralis
10/09/21 8:55:59 PM
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I have no idea how tall I was when I was 14. I'm 6'1"+ now.
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Trumpo
10/09/21 9:13:56 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
I was like 5'3 at 14

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TerraSeeker
10/09/21 9:39:36 PM
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I was like Shinji when I was 14. I kept growing till I was 19 and ended up 5'11".

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Ratchetrockon
10/09/21 9:41:46 PM
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look at goku. at 15 he was about 3 feet tall and then three years later becomes 5'9 after that time-skip. Shinji could have had a time skip like that if it ran longer



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Ratchetrockon
10/09/21 9:51:35 PM
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shinji would have been 228 cm tall if he went through a goku timeskip. that is around 7 feet 5 inches tall. coulda been nba player

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Guide
10/09/21 10:42:08 PM
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Everyone in early anime could be fucked in one-armed suspended congress.

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FortuneCookie
10/10/21 12:00:02 AM
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This is why Shinji is the perfect victim for gender-bending porn. He's so femme-y to start with.
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Flauros
10/10/21 12:03:08 AM
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My daughter is taller than that >_>

Manlet should have just gotten in the damn robot

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Xethuminra
10/10/21 12:05:12 AM
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Flauros posted...
My daughter is taller than that >_>

Manlet should have just gotten in the damn robot
Nobody:
Shinji tho:

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Blue_Inigo
10/10/21 3:08:14 AM
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https://youtu.be/1aR4Mf4wzqk

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Noumena
10/10/21 3:10:40 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
https://youtu.be/1aR4Mf4wzqk

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nfearurspecimn
10/10/21 3:11:35 AM
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why do people hate Shinji so much? I'd be scared to pilot Eva too.

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Blue_Inigo
10/10/21 3:15:37 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
why do people hate Shinji so much? I'd be scared to pilot Eva too.
They're just jealous of his Sigma Male status

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legendarylemur
10/10/21 3:53:10 AM
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Manlet. I was heading to 6' at 14. That shit is high school lmao. Ppl don't grow that much throughout high school age

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Verdekal
10/10/21 4:14:17 AM
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At least he doesn't need a booster seat.

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IndustrialTrudg
10/10/21 4:18:51 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
look at goku. at 15 he was about 3 feet tall and then three years later becomes 5'9 after that time-skip. Shinji could have had a time skip like that if it ran longer


I love OG Dragon Ball but this always bugged the poop out of me.

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pegusus123456
10/10/21 4:29:35 AM
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Holy shit, Goku is supposed to be 15 in Dragon Ball? I never watched it, but I was for fucking sure he was like 8. Does that mean Gohan is 23 or something?

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IndustrialTrudg
10/10/21 4:37:26 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Holy shit, Goku is supposed to be 15 in Dragon Ball? I never watched it, but I was for fucking sure he was like 8. Does that mean Gohan is 23 or something?

Technically he was 12 in the beginning. Unless I've got the years messed up he still looked the same maybe slightly bigger when he was 15. But then at 18 had a huge growth spurt. Anyone correct me I'm wrong, I'm going based on the tournaments being three years apart.

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IndustrialTrudg
10/10/21 4:41:30 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
why do people hate Shinji so much? I'd be scared to pilot Eva too.

Noriko from Gunbuster managed to convey human emotions while being less of a big whiny pussy. Shinji should be more like her.

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legendarylemur
10/10/21 5:39:37 AM
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I love how the defense for Shinji is always like "BUT HE DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS, HIS DEADBEAT DAD FORCED HIM" but like you know people who don't ask to save the world tend to do it when they're literally the only people on Earth who can do it. Like look at the people who literally just went into die to fix the Chernobyl disaster. They felt a pretty strong need to go in there despite there being very low chance of survival if at all, and they were mostly normal citizens.

Sure you can say like he's young or that's normal human behavior. Yeah doesn't mean he's not a bitch lol

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segasaturn
10/10/21 5:47:54 AM
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I think I was Shinji's height at 14 too. Three years later I'm still barely 5'5" I only ever wanted to be 5'10". :(

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Doe
10/10/21 6:25:26 AM
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NeonOctopus
10/10/21 6:29:37 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
He's like 14. He could still grow
what 14yo is under 5'? I was 6' at 16 >_>

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FortuneCookie
10/10/21 12:56:33 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
what 14yo is under 5'? I was 6' at 16 >_>

That's pretty short, I gotta say. I was 6'8" when I was 12. :v
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