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gna647 10/05/21 10:55:10 AM #1: |
Idk how to tell her
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TrainerNeo_02 10/05/21 10:55:41 AM #2: |
Dont.
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PatrickMahomes 10/05/21 10:55:51 AM #3: |
did you try saying I want you to sit on my face with all your weight
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LostForest 10/05/21 10:57:10 AM #4: |
Just ask if she's ever tried facesitting before. It's not that big of a deal.
My wife never did it before I asked about it, and now she enjoys it. Worst case scenario, watch Deadpool together, and wait for the line where his girlfriend says "It's a face I can learn to sit on" and use that as your opportunity. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Agender, curry fan, Top 10 lister, indie dev, gym hitter, musician, et al. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheoryzC 10/05/21 10:57:32 AM #5: |
TCs gf weighs 80 lbs
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LincolnDuncan 10/05/21 11:05:54 AM #6: |
facesitting is dope.
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SSJ2GrimReaper 10/05/21 11:30:56 AM #7: |
doesn't work if the butt is flat, you just get a face full of lower spine
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Feline_Heart 10/05/21 11:33:01 AM #8: |
Tell her that you want to make sure she doesn't have hemorrhoids
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WingsOfGood 10/05/21 11:34:51 AM #9: |
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
doesn't work if the butt is flat, you just get a face full of lower spine Mmm sexy sexy spine Owhoooo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 10/05/21 11:36:52 AM #10: |
LostForest posted...
Worst case scenario, watch Deadpool together, and wait for the line where his girlfriend says "It's a face I can learn to sit on" and use that as your opportunity.You are aware that the movie was released on Valentine's Day correct? --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 10/05/21 11:38:27 AM #11: |
I want your girlfriend to do that as well.
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inloveanddeath0 10/05/21 11:39:16 AM #12: |
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Lost_All_Senses 10/05/21 11:40:34 AM #13: |
Feline_Heart posted...
Tell her that you want to make sure she doesn't have hemorrhoids Tbh, I thought my doctor was taking advantage of me when he said this is how you check. Glad to hear he wasn't --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LostForest 10/05/21 11:55:08 AM #14: |
MedeaLysistrata posted...
You are aware that the movie was released on Valentine's Day correct? Yeah, I know. We saw it on Valentine's day lol. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Agender, curry fan, Top 10 lister, indie dev, gym hitter, musician, et al. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 10/05/21 11:57:14 AM #16: |
LostForest posted...
Yeah, I know. We saw it on Valentine's day lol.Your timing... ugh --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veggeta_MAX 10/05/21 12:13:47 PM #17: |
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gna647 10/05/21 12:24:16 PM #18: |
JustMyOpinion posted...
You don't need to make a new topic about your gf every day. thanks ill make one tomorrow --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dj1200 10/05/21 12:27:07 PM #19: |
ew
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Bestoffuture 10/05/21 12:27:27 PM #20: |
LincolnDuncan posted...
facesitting is dope. --- Clap for that, you stupid bastards. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LostForest 10/05/21 12:45:04 PM #22: |
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Your timing... ugh What does this even mean. You're just jelly that you've never had a tremendous booty on top of you before --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Agender, curry fan, Top 10 lister, indie dev, gym hitter, musician, et al. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff AKA Snoopy 10/07/21 6:46:43 AM #23: |
Tell your GF that you're into face sitting. See if she is interested in trying it out.
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