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gna647
10/05/21 10:55:10 AM
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TrainerNeo_02
10/05/21 10:55:41 AM
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Dont.

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PatrickMahomes
10/05/21 10:55:51 AM
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did you try saying I want you to sit on my face with all your weight


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LostForest
10/05/21 10:57:10 AM
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Just ask if she's ever tried facesitting before. It's not that big of a deal.
My wife never did it before I asked about it, and now she enjoys it.

Worst case scenario, watch Deadpool together, and wait for the line where his girlfriend says "It's a face I can learn to sit on" and use that as your opportunity.

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TheoryzC
10/05/21 10:57:32 AM
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TCs gf weighs 80 lbs

LAAAAAAAME

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LincolnDuncan
10/05/21 11:05:54 AM
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facesitting is dope.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/05/21 11:30:56 AM
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doesn't work if the butt is flat, you just get a face full of lower spine

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Feline_Heart
10/05/21 11:33:01 AM
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Tell her that you want to make sure she doesn't have hemorrhoids

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WingsOfGood
10/05/21 11:34:51 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
doesn't work if the butt is flat, you just get a face full of lower spine

Mmm sexy sexy spine

Owhoooo
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MedeaLysistrata
10/05/21 11:36:52 AM
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LostForest posted...
Worst case scenario, watch Deadpool together, and wait for the line where his girlfriend says "It's a face I can learn to sit on" and use that as your opportunity.
You are aware that the movie was released on Valentine's Day correct?

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Pandamonic
10/05/21 11:38:27 AM
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I want your girlfriend to do that as well.

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inloveanddeath0
10/05/21 11:39:16 AM
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I wasn't expecting this topic

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Lost_All_Senses
10/05/21 11:40:34 AM
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Feline_Heart posted...
Tell her that you want to make sure she doesn't have hemorrhoids

Tbh, I thought my doctor was taking advantage of me when he said this is how you check. Glad to hear he wasn't

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LostForest
10/05/21 11:55:08 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
You are aware that the movie was released on Valentine's Day correct?

Yeah, I know. We saw it on Valentine's day lol.

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MedeaLysistrata
10/05/21 11:57:14 AM
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LostForest posted...
Yeah, I know. We saw it on Valentine's day lol.
Your timing... ugh

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Veggeta_MAX
10/05/21 12:13:47 PM
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Same

https://imgur.com/wIAMWTc

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gna647
10/05/21 12:24:16 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
You don't need to make a new topic about your gf every day.

thanks

ill make one tomorrow

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dj1200
10/05/21 12:27:07 PM
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ew

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Bestoffuture
10/05/21 12:27:27 PM
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LincolnDuncan posted...
facesitting is dope.


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LostForest
10/05/21 12:45:04 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Your timing... ugh

What does this even mean.

You're just jelly that you've never had a tremendous booty on top of you before

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
10/07/21 6:46:43 AM
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Tell your GF that you're into face sitting. See if she is interested in trying it out.

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