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BlingBling22947 10/05/21 10:20:06 AM #1:	https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/sep/23/the-smart-toilet-era-is-here-are-you-ready-to-share-your-analprint-with-big-tech --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:958715389] in Never imag... [t:79694884]...</cite> <quote>https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/sep/23/the-smart-toilet-era-is-here-are-you-ready-to-share-your-analprint-with-big-tech </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 10/07/21 2:05:09 AM #2:	also no, ~~no I am not~~ --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:958786424] in Never imag... [t:79694884]...</cite> <quote>also no, no I am not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommunismFTW 10/07/21 2:09:15 AM #3:	imagine having to shove your iphone 69 XR into your ass so you pass the security prompt to reset your toilets password --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. https://imgur.com/OhZgm <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:958786484] in Never imag... [t:79694884]...</cite> <quote>imagine having to shove your iphone 69 XR into your ass so you pass the security prompt to reset your toilets password </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 10/07/21 2:09:56 AM #4:	"analprint" I'm imagining something like a fingerprint card, except you rub your butt on it like a dog on carpet <cite>treewojima posted [p:958786492] in Never imag... [t:79694884]...</cite> <quote>"analprint" I'm imagining something like a fingerprint card, except you rub your butt on it like a dog on carpet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 10/07/21 2:10:45 AM #5:	It's all fun and games until you have to phone Apple Support to unlock your asshole. --- 1) This board is not for asking about or disputing Trumbles. <cite>Trumble posted [p:958786506] in Never imag... [t:79694884]...</cite> <quote>It's all fun and games until you have to phone Apple Support to unlock your asshole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 10/07/21 2:10:47 AM #6:	--- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:958786507] in Never imag... [t:79694884]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 10/07/21 2:26:05 AM #8:	Trumble posted... It's all fun and games until you have to phone Apple Support to unlock your asshole. "Hello, you have reached Apple Costumer Service. My name is (insert name here). How can I help you today?" "Ummm...yeah I forgot my password and now my asshole won't unlock." "Sorry for the inconvenience. I need you to send me a picture of your asshole so I can run it through our database." "Well...I mean...ok..." --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:958786701] in Never imag... [t:79694884]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>It's all fun and games until you have to phone Apple Support to unlock your asshole.</quote> "Hello, you have reached Apple Costumer Service. My name is (insert name here). How can I help you today?" "Ummm...yeah I forgot my password and now my asshole won't unlock." "Sorry for the inconvenience. I need you to send me a picture of your asshole so I can run it through our database." "Well...I mean...ok..." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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